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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 5679 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Crops Grown: | 8735 | Divine Spears Created: | 10 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Enchantments Applied: | 149 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Burger, a virtual burger joint where you can chow down on pixelated patties while fending off hungry zombies. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dip in our lava hot tub for a relaxing (and slightly dangerous) spa experience.
So why waste your time on boring, soulless games when you can join our wacky, wild, and totally insane Minecraft server? Come on in and let the madness begin!