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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 5600 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
Love Letters Sent: | 14 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 45 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Emeralds Found: | 9447 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Burger, a virtual burger joint where you can chow down on pixelated patties while fending off hungry zombies. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dip in our lava hot tub for a relaxing (and slightly dangerous) spa experience.
So why waste your time on boring, soulless games when you can join our wacky, wild, and totally insane Minecraft server? Come on in and let the madness begin!