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Bound Minecraft SMP (1996)

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wild adventures of Joey Pants, the master of laundering money (literally)! Forget about boring old mob business, this guy can turn $2,000,000 into fresh, clean bills overnight. Who needs to munch on boxes when you can be making bank like Joey Pants? Join now for a chance to witness the most epic money laundering operation in Minecraft history!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Void Gems Collected:	26	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Chimeras Created:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Star Shards Collected:	173	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MomCraft: No Pay, No Play

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your family drama? Look no further! Join our server where the only tension you’ll feel is when you’re battling it out in PvP!

Forget about your brother asking for money, on our server, the only thing you’ll be asked for is your best building skills and strategic gameplay. No need to worry about taking out loans, just take out your enemies instead!

Join us and escape the real world drama for a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night. Who needs family arguments when you can have fun and make new friends on our server? So come on, join us and leave the family drama behind!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

ArsonCraft: BBC vs Neo-Nazi

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so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, just like those rioters in the UK, ya know? but, like, instead of causing chaos and destruction, we’re all about building and creating in minecraft, bro. like, we’re all about peace and love and, like, building epic castles and stuff.

we’ve got this one dude who used to be a neo-nazi, but now he’s all about spreading love and positivity in the minecraft world. he’s, like, our resident expert on building and crafting, and he’s always coming up with the most insane creations.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s all about good vibes and epic builds, then, like, you gotta join us, bro. plus, our community is, like, totally awesome and supportive, so you’ll never feel alone in the minecraft world.

come join us and let’s build something epic together, bro! peace out!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Buildings Constructed:	23
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Meritocracy Myths Craft

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so, like, u know how u go to business school and they’re all like “work hard and u will succeed” but then u graduate and u realize it’s all a lie? well, our minecraft server is like the opposite of that! we believe in giving everyone equal opportunities to succeed, no matter how much u suck at mining or building or whatever. come join us and experience a world where meritocracy is just a myth and everyone can be a diamond-hoarding, creeper-fighting legend! plus, we have a secret underground club where we discuss the deeper meaning of minecraft and eat cake. u don’t wanna miss out on that, do u? join us now and let’s smash the system together, one block at a time!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Emeralds Found:	9635

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SwipeSMP: Where we might add a sprinkle of vanilla, maybe… if you’re lucky. 1.21 and whitelist included!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Mostly-Vanilla SMP
Version	1.21
Purpose	Building community, shops, and more

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Join the server Discord and add the owner on Discord for more information.
What can I do on the server?	Help with builds, create shops, and be part of the community.
Is it a whitelisted server?	It is not mentioned, contact the owner for more information.
Are there any rules on the server?	Rules are usually specified in the Discord server, make sure to read and follow them.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Once Again Minecraft Server

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🤑💰💸 Ready to join the most chaotic and outrageous Minecraft server ever? Well, get ready for some wild adventures because our server is currently experiencing a BANK RUN ALERT! That’s right, the ports are down for strike and commodity is about to become scarce. But that’s not even the craziest part – the Jews are apparently taking your money and wiping out accounts! 😱

But don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Bank of America is down and running away with your money in a Fargo-Esau scheme! So if you want to save your assets and avoid losing everything, you better join our server and participate in the most epic bank run ever! Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden treasures along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! 💸💰🤑

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2456	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

>Yaoi Legs Minecraft SMP

Anime, bl, boy love, common, fanfiction, fetish, fictional couples, gay romance, gtYaoi, homoeroticism, Legs, LGBTQ, male characters, male/male relationships, Manga, Minecraft, odd, Sexualization, shipping, smp, yaoi, Yaoi legs, yaoi tropes

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the yaoi legs are oddly common and always on display! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and of course, those fabulous yaoi legs that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Our server is home to the most outrageous players who will stop at nothing to claim their spot as the top builder, PvPer, or yaoi leg enthusiast. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a newbie just starting out, there’s a place for everyone in our wacky world.

But beware, rumors have it that the yaoi legs are not just for show – they hold mystical powers that can either make or break your Minecraft experience. Will you be brave enough to uncover the secrets behind the yaoi legs and harness their true potential?

So come on, join us and let’s embark on this hilarious journey together. Who knows what kind of madness awaits us in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MommaCare Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old family drama and emotional baggage? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that real-life nonsense and focus on building your dream world!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about neglectful mothers or guilt trips. Instead, you can create your own independence and live your best blocky life. Who needs a demanding mom when you have a virtual world to conquer?

Forget about feeling torn and conflicted, join us and let your creativity run wild. Build your own empire, explore new lands, and make friends who won’t guilt-trip you into taking care of them.

So why waste your time dealing with family drama when you can join our server and craft your own destiny? Say goodbye to emotional manipulation and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Falling into the Void:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

TipTopTressTrimz

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat? Look no further than our server, where the only thing you can trust is the unpredictability!

Join us for a hair-raising adventure as you navigate through twists and turns just like this poor soul’s unexpected pixie cut. Will you emerge victorious or will you be left in tears like our friend here?

With surprises at every turn, you’ll never know what to expect next on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride – just make sure to hold onto your hair!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	New Chunks Explored:	707070
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

GoodBadGuyMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! Join us and discover the truth about history’s so-called “bad guys” who are actually just misunderstood heroes in disguise.

Ever wondered what it would be like to team up with Genghis Khan to conquer the server? Or maybe you’d prefer to build a secret base with Blackbeard the pirate? The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So come on, join us and rewrite history in the most epic and hilarious way possible. Who knows, you might even uncover the real reason why Julius Caesar was always so cranky!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Mines Excavated:	1875	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

BlockBusterCraft

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Are you tired of adulting and being responsible? Join our Minecraft server and start over in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual house!

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of rainbow sheep appear out of nowhere, dropping gold nuggets as they frolic around you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons.

On our server, you can be whoever you want to be – a fearless warrior, a master builder, or even a professional llama whisperer. So why wait? Join now and escape the harsh realities of adulthood by diving headfirst into our wacky and wonderful Minecraft world!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Schrodinger’s Amazon Account

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haha u wanna join dis minecraft server? well let me tell u, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our diamonds sparkle brighter than ur future and our creepers are trained to do the macarena before they explode.

once, a player found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, sipping on potions of invisibility. another time, a group of players stumbled upon a village where all the villagers were actually disguised as chickens plotting a coup against the players.

if u join our server, u might just witness a battle between a giant chicken riding a dragon and a group of players riding on the backs of ender dragons. or maybe u’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give u the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep.

so come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u do, in which case, blame it on Schrodinger’s Amazon account.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Alien Abductions:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Magic Items Found:	8341	Endless Night Skies:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	New Chunks Explored:	162618

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Plasticizer-Free SoCal CraftyCraft

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Yo, if you wanna escape the plastic apocalypse and have a blast in Minecraft, come join our server! We got rid of allllll the plasticizers and replaced them with rainbow sparkles and unicorn farts. No more toxic air, just pure pixelated fun! Plus, our server is so lit that even the phthalates are too scared to show up. Join us and build a world where the only thing toxic is your sick PvP skills. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

EuroPlayZone Lands, Buy Rent Houses, 11.07 Minecraft server

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Welcome to our ⚔️Minecraft survival⚔️! EuroPlayZone is excited to announce the grand opening of our new Survival Server on July 6th, 2024. Join us at mc.europlayzone.eu:25565 for an unparalleled Minecraft experience featuring custom datapacks and a range of exciting plugins.

Our server is equipped with:

Datapacks: Terralith, Incendium, Nullscape

Plugins: Terra, EconomyPremium, Auction House, GSit, Hat, Lands, Aurelium Skills, Leveled Mobs, VeinMiner, MoreOres

Explore unique biomes, engage in epic battles, and trade in our vibrant economy. Mark your calendars and join us for the grand opening!

See you in the game! ⚔️

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Dimension Hops:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	4831	Meteorites Collected:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Mine LOL Server – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyways?

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and more chaos than a creeper in a TNT factory.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story… Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig into battle. The next day, that player logged in to find the statue had come to life and was leading an army of farm animals on a quest for world domination.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of safeguards in place to prevent any more chicken-pig uprisings. So come on in and join the fun! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server. Just remember, always keep an eye out for those sneaky creepers… they’re always up to no good.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Farms Harvested:	959	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9838
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1