Soppeldunk War SMP [modded]

Combat, Enhanced, Features, gameplay, Guns, Minecraft, Modded, nuclear power, nukes, Planes, Players, proximity chat, PvP, rules, Server, Skill Tree, smp, Soppeldunk, Space Travel, Survival, TEAM, War

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6959
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Hosting a team based survival modded Minecraft server with enhanced combat, skill tree, guns, nukes, and more.
Gameplay	No gameplay limiting rules. Players can choose to survive peacefully or destroy everything with nuclear power.
Current Features	SUPPORTS UP TO 60 PLAYERS (proximity chat, souls like combat, guns, chemical and nuclear warfare, planes and helicopters, space travel, create mod, chunk claiming, skill tree, etc…)
Updates	More updates will be rolled out in the future.
Installation Instructions	Visit Discord for installation instructions. Curse Forge required.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How many players does the server support?	The server supports up to 60 players.
What are some of the features available on the server?	Some features include proximity chat, souls-like combat, guns, chemical and nuclear warfare, planes and helicopters, space travel, create mod, chunk claiming, and skill tree.
Are there any gameplay rules limiting players?	No, there are no gameplay limiting rules. Players can choose their own path in the game.
Where can I find the installation instructions?	Installation instructions can be found on the Discord server. Curse Forge is required for the modded Minecraft server.

Momma’s Surgery Fund Minecraft Server

bad daughter, difficult decision, emotional blackmail, expensive surgery, family, financial future, Financial goals, fund, future plans, health problems, insurance, loans, Minecraft, mom, mommas, refusing to lend money, responsibilities, Sacrificing, savings, selfish, Server, Support, surgery, surgery costs, tough love

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2585
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3521
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial guilt trips? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and build your own virtual paradise!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about lending money to your mom for expensive surgeries. Instead, you can focus on mining for diamonds, battling creepers, and building the most epic structures imaginable.

Forget about being called a bad daughter for prioritizing your own financial goals – on our server, you’ll be hailed as a hero for your building skills and survival instincts. So why wait? Join us now and leave the real world drama behind!

CreeperCasa: No Room for Relatives

Adulthood, Backup Plan, Boundaries, CreeperCasa, debt management, family, financial irresponsibility, foreclosure, Inheritance, living alone, Moving, relationship, RELATIVES, room

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4758
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Animals Bred:	63
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Potions Brewed:	96	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and build your dream world! Just like OP’s cousin and his wife, you may find yourself in a pickle, but fear not – we have the perfect solution for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual mansion, complete with a gym for all your virtual workouts and a guest room for all your virtual summer guests. And don’t worry, there’s no need to worry about pesky creditors or HOA fees here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

But beware, just like OP’s cousin, you may find yourself in need of some virtual financial assistance. Luckily, our server is filled with generous players who are always willing to lend a virtual hand. So come on in, build your dream world, and remember – you’re never anyone’s backup plan here!

IsoMasters – Minecraft SMP

IsoMasters, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7267
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses? Well have I got the server for you! This Minecraft SMP is for only the most elite players who can handle isolation like a boss.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and thought they could handle the isolation. But oh boy, were they wrong! They ended up building a house so far away from everyone else that they had to send smoke signals just to communicate. It was hilarious!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is so isolated that even the creepers are too scared to come near us. That’s right, no more pesky explosions ruining your builds! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds just waiting to be mined.

So if you think you have what it takes to handle isolation like a pro, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for some wacky adventures and lots of laughs along the way. See you there, gamers!

UnforgettableCraft

Authenticity, charisma, Charm, communication skills, Confidence, Empathy, Generosity, habits, intelligence, Kindness, listening skills, long-lasting impression, memorable, Passion, Personality, positivity, sense of humor, Traits, unforgettable, UnforgettableCraft, UNIQUENESS

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5590
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Astral Projections Made:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Runes Activated:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unforgettable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft world!

Join us if you want to meet players who can juggle TNT while riding a pig, build entire cities out of diamond blocks in under an hour, and tame creepers to do their bidding. Our community is filled with unforgettable characters who will leave you in stitches with their outrageous antics.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can communicate with the fearsome beast and convince it to do their bidding. Want to ride into battle on the back of an Ender Dragon? Join our server and make it happen!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the most unforgettable Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

CraftyZelenskyy’sWarzone

aggression, Conflict, CraftyZelenskyysWarzone, Defense, Diplomacy, Domestically produced weapons, eastern europe, international relations, Invasion, Military, nato, peace talks, Russian military facilities, sanctions, SECURITY, self defense, SOVEREIGNTY, strikes, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5083
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

so, like, imagine this: you’re just chilling in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly, BOOM! you get a message from the president of Ukraine, Zelenskyy himself, saying they’re gonna keep striking those russian military bases using only weapons made in their own backyard. like, talk about dedication, amirite?

if you wanna be part of this epic battle for freedom and show those russians who’s boss, then you gotta join our server. we’ve got custom weapons, crazy explosions, and even a secret underground base where you can plot your next move.

plus, rumor has it that if you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that lets you summon a herd of angry llamas to attack your enemies. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on that.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s show those russians what we’re made of! #TeamZelenskyy #MinecraftRevolution

Baby Blocks & Creeper Socks

Affection, baby, blocks, CHANGE, Communication, creativity, creeper, cultural norms, Evolution, inappropriate, Language, love, Lyrics, Music, Music (Industry), pop culture, relationships, society, socks, songs, songwriting, term of endearment

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8700
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE FUN THAN A PIG RIDING A CHICKEN? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS, FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES WITH A CARROT, AND RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE LIKE A TRUE WARRIOR.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO GANGNAM STYLE ALL DAY LONG.

IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL BECOME A LEGEND AMONG MINECRAFTERS. PEOPLE WILL TELL STORIES OF YOUR EPIC ADVENTURES FOR GENERATIONS TO COME.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST INSANE MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE!

Anti Matter Mania

Anti, Antimatter, antimatter detection, antimatter discovery, antimatter particle, antimatter research, cern, experimental physics, high-energy physics, large hadron collider, Mania, matter, particle accelerator, particle collisions, particle detection, particle experiments, particle mass, particle physics, physics research, scientific breakthrough, scientific discovery, subatomic particles, subatomic research

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6562
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Farms Harvested:	347	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

come join our epic minecraft server where we discovered the heaviest antimatter particle yet, thanks to cern’s large hadron collider! we have super cool science experiments happening all the time, like turning pigs into diamonds and making creepers dance the cha-cha. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join in on the fun. plus, our admins are actual wizards who can grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s cheating). so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest minecraft adventures of your life!

SphereMC

Active, ATM10, build battle, Community, Curseforge, Discord, Download, Festive, grand opening, Mild, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Neoforge, RAM, Server, SphereMC, Stability, Uptime

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3733
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Divine Spears Created:	26	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Server Overview

Version	Minecraft 1.21.1 – ATM10-2.8
Modpack	All the Mods 10 – ATM10 – Minecraft Modpacks – CurseForge
Difficulty	Mild
RAM Recommendation	6GB minimum

FAQ

What Sets This Modpack Apart?

“All the Mods” started out as a private pack for friends and now includes a mix of newer or lesser-known mods with the basics of other popular packs. The modpack uses NeoForge and is on version 1.21, with regular updates expected.

Does “All the Mods” contain all the mods?

No, “All the Mods” does not contain all the mods.

How can I join the community events?

You can join the community events by participating in the festive build battle on the server.

What is the server’s uptime guarantee?

SphereMC guarantees 99% uptime with regular server restarts.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided: https://discord.gg/spheremc

Mystic Isles 1.20.1

1.20.1, bharat, Bharat news, current events, India, Indian news, Isles, late night broadcast, late night coverage, late night discussion, late night edition, Late night news, late night program, late night show, late night tv, late night updates, late-night comedy, late-night entertainment, late-night talk show, mystic, news commentary, political analysis

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9797
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Farms Harvested:	124
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the creepers are actually cute and cuddly plushies that explode with confetti instead of blowing you up!

And get this, instead of mining for diamonds, you’ll be mining for rainbow-colored unicorn poop that gives you magical powers like flying and shooting rainbows out of your butt!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with zombie DJs and skeleton backup dancers all night long!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most mind-blowing, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft server ever created! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it!

””/Vtuber Blacked and NTR Minecraft SMP – 46/””

Archive, blacked, BlackedBooru, Dedicated, DRIVE, Editor drive, edits, ENJOYERS, EXTREME, flatty, Gens, holocucks, hololive, Lost, Minecraft, monthly, NTR, smp, Thread, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1399
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Enchantments Applied:	281	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dimension Hops:	7

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is dedicated to holocucks and other vtuber cucks, because why not? We even have a special section for vtuber blacked enjoyers, because we like to keep things spicy.

Join us for the “Blacked Flatty Edition” where anything goes and the memes are as wild as your imagination. Our previous thread got so crazy that it had to be archived, but don’t worry, you can still upload your gens or edits to BlackedBooru and keep the madness alive!

Whether you’re into VTubers or Hololive, this server has something for everyone. And if you’re feeling creative, check out our editor drive for some inspiration – just be prepared for the insanity that awaits.

So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurdity of holocucks and vtuber blacked enjoyers? Come on in and let’s make some ridiculous memories together!

VacayVeto Minecraft Server

arguments, birthday parties, Boundaries, children, co parenting, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, custody, Divorce, Emotional support, family dynamics, Family Events, holidays, Minecraft, parenting, Planning, relationships, Resentment, Server, Understanding, vacation, VacayVeto

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6481
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Towns Built:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mines Excavated:	4504	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

Our server is like a dysfunctional family, complete with arguments, misunderstandings, and passive-aggressive behavior. Just like in real life, you’ll never know what to expect next. Will your fellow players suddenly turn against you? Will someone steal your diamonds and blame it on the creeper? The possibilities are endless!

But don’t worry, our server also has moments of heartwarming unity, just like when the oldest kid took their mom’s hand and reassured her that everything will be okay. It’s like a soap opera, but with pixelated blocks and creepers.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama and excitement in-game?

SisBFJealousyRevengeCraft

Apology, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Cheating, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, Disrespect, family, forgiveness, husband, immature, insecure, Jealousy, loyalty, Manipulation, SisBFJealousyRevengeCraft, sister, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4978
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just a possibility, it’s a guarantee! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this sister, her husband, and her sister’s boyfriend.

Looking for a server where you never know what’s going to happen next? Well, look no further! Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies instead of evil twins and amnesia plotlines.

Join us and witness the chaos unfold as family dynamics play out in the most outrageous ways possible. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and witness drama that even the Kardashians would envy?

So come on down to our server and experience the most entertaining and unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, when you log on, expect the unexpected!

SocietySuxButMinecraftSMP

societal anomalies, societal beliefs, societal conventions, societal curiosities, societal customs, societal eccentricities, societal expectations, societal habits, societal idiosyncrasies, societal norms, societal oddities, societal peculiarities, societal practices, societal quirks, societal rituals, societal standards, societal traditions, societal values, society norms, SocietySuxButMinecraftSMP, strange behavior

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7042
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Animals Bred:	26
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9877
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4840	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Lol, bro, have you ever noticed how society is like, “Oh, it’s totally normal to not be in a Minecraft SMP where we can build epic bases and prank each other with TNT cannons”? Like, what even is that? Join our server and escape the boring normies who don’t understand the true joy of pixelated block building!

We have this one dude who built a giant toilet as his base because he said he wanted to “flush out the competition.” And another player who only communicates in meows because they’re roleplaying as a cat. It’s wild, man.

Plus, our server has a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. You gotta solve a riddle involving chickens and lava to find it, but it’s totally worth it. Trust me, bro.

So, if you’re tired of society’s boring expectations and want to join a wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes, hit us up. We’re waiting for you with open arms and a chest full of enchanted books. Let’s get weird together, bro!

CraftyBoysClub

advice, Boys, Challenges, Communication, CraftyBoysClub, Differences, Difficulties, emotions, experiences, Explaining, gender, Girls, Insights, misconceptions, Opinions, perspective, reddit, relationships, society, Stereotypes, Understanding

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8001
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Secret Passages Found:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6450

Are you tired of trying to explain to girls why you spend hours on end playing Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate man cave where you can build to your heart’s content without any judgment from the opposite gender.

Join us and experience the thrill of fighting off creepers and zombies while bonding with your bros over virtual campfires. Need to explain why you need to mine for diamonds instead of going on a date? Just tell them you’re on a top-secret mission to save the virtual world from an evil overlord – they’ll never understand, but who cares when you’re having this much fun!

So come on, boys, leave the real world behind and join our server for the ultimate Minecraft bromance. Who needs girls when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

BusCrashCraft Minecraft Server

accident investigation, Brazil, bus crash, BusCrashCraft, CASUALTIES, deadly incident, emergency response, fatal crash, Fatalities, highway accident, mass casualty event, Minecraft, News, passenger bus, public transportation, road safety, Server, south america, traffic collision, Tragedy, Transportation, truck accident, vehicle collision

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3885
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10

HEY YOU! YES, YOU! DO YOU LIKE MINECRAFT? DO YOU LIKE LAUGHING AND HAVING A GOOD TIME? THEN COME JOIN OUR SERVER!

WE HAVE MORE FUN THAN A MONKEY ON A UNICYCLE! OUR COMMUNITY IS AS WILD AS A BUNCH OF LLAMAS HAVING A DANCE PARTY!

ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN BUILD WHATEVER YOUR HEART DESIRES, WHETHER IT’S A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE OR A GIANT TOILET!

PLUS, WE HAVE EVENTS THAT ARE MORE EXCITING THAN A PENGUIN RIDING A ROCKET SHIP!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US! YOU WON’T REGRET IT, UNLESS YOU’RE A GRUMPY OLD CACTUS!