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Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 92/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Void Armor Forged: 11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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