Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally!). Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on special occasions.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine doing the Macarena.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, things can get a little…explosive. 😉

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 109/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 34 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 20
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Wild_Guesser_Minecraft_SMP

    Wild_Guesser_Minecraft_SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server crashes).

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get the chance to participate in our annual “Build a House Upside Down While Riding a Pig” competition. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds. And if you win, you’ll be crowned the ultimate champion of absurdity.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Towns Built: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Potions Brewed: 131
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoCash4OldPals

    NoCash4OldPals
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we turn street hustlers into block-building masters! Join us and leave your past life of trapping behind as you embark on a new journey of creativity and fun.

    Imagine a world where instead of dodging the cops, you’re dodging creepers and zombies! Build your own empire and show off your skills to your friends. Who needs a lawyer when you have a diamond sword to protect you?

    Just like our friend M23, you can start fresh and leave the street life behind. Channel your ambitions into building the most epic structures and redstone contraptions. And who knows, maybe your rap career will take off in our server too!

    Join us now and leave the street drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to success in our crazy Minecraft world. And remember, helping out your friends in the game is the least you could do – no real-life supplier payments required!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 24 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 42 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 Infinity Stones Found: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PopVsRapRoleModels – Minecraft SMP

    PopVsRapRoleModels – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a reality TV show on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone.

    We’ve got pop star villagers who put on epic concerts every Saturday night, complete with fireworks and dancing creepers. And don’t even get me started on the rap star skeletons who drop sick beats while you mine for diamonds.

    But the real reason to join our server? The drama, honey. We’ve got more backstabbing, alliances, and betrayals than a season of Survivor. You never know who you can trust, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored. So come on down and join our crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the players themselves.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Obsidian Addicts United

    Obsidian Addicts United
    Do you ever wonder why people are so obsessed with collecting virtual blocks in a pixelated world? Well, we do too! But guess what? Our Minecraft server takes that obsession to a whole new level of insanity!

    Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava! Or how about taming a pack of wild wolves to become your loyal minions who will do your bidding and fetch you diamonds?

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! So come on down and join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you questioning your sanity and your love for virtual blocks. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Mines Excavated: 2772
    Villages Defended: 6 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NukeOrJoinNATOCraft

    NukeOrJoinNATOCraft
    so like, u know that one time when Zelenskyy was all like “yo Trump, we gonna have nukes or join NATO, pick one bro”? well, that’s basically the vibe of this server. we got mad choices, like do u wanna build a nuclear reactor or join a gang of NATO soldiers? it’s wild out here, man. come join us and make some crazy decisions, just like Zelenskyy and Trump. who knows, maybe u’ll end up ruling the world or something. lolz.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 39
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Shell Swap Sisters

    Shell Swap Sisters
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have mermaids wearing mismatched seashells just like Ariel from “The Little Mermaid”! our server is so lit that even the mermaids have family drama and hand-me-down seashells.

    if you wanna swim with the coolest mermaids and explore underwater kingdoms with a twist, then this is the server for you! who needs matching seashells when you can have a whole family of mermaids with different colored tails and shells?

    dive into the madness and join us for a mer-mazing time on our server. trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else! come be a part of our underwater world and make some splashy memories.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 40
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13
    Divine Scrolls Written: 11 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Bread & Chips R Us

    Bread & Chips R Us
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come on down to our server where ancient DNA is the reason you love bread and chips! That’s right, our server is infused with ancient DNA that will make you crave carbs like never before.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato-loving villagers who have mastered the art of potato farming. Join them in their quest to create the world’s largest french fry!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, just waiting to be discovered. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a herd of llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to approach.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that ancient DNA could lead to such delicious chaos?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Magic Crystals Found: 9
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2967 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 18

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mainstay

    Mainstay

    You are waiting for new opportunities and acquaintances on our server? Come join us! Develop, build big projects, farm or become a redstone mechanic. Our server will provide you with: friendly administration that maintains contact with players in the Discord, vanilla survival with some modifications as well as a comfortable atmosphere for a pleasant game! Hurry up and submit your application ! https://discord.gg/haW9YQKCjJ

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Villages Defended: 12 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Zombie Dances: 8 Titanic Battles Fought: 28
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Astral Projections Made: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CatCraft: Where the creepers are ‘feline’ fine and the diamonds are ‘purr’fect!

    CatCraft: Where the creepers are ‘feline’ fine and the diamonds are ‘purr’fect!
    Welcome to CatCraft!
    CatCraft is a smaller, LGBT+ friendly, adult only community focused Minecraft server.
    Seasons:
    Current Version: 1.21
    World Border: 16k in every direction
    Hosted in Ashburn, VA

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What are the server rules?
    1. Don’t be a dick.
    2. Don’t steal, dupe, or grief.
    3. Server is 21+ only.
    4. PVP is fair play.
    5. No hacking or cheating.
    6. Pranking allowed within reason.
    7. Include favorite cat breed in application.
    8. Keep the server tidy.
    9. Avoid killing withers in the over-world.
    10. See rule 1.
    What are some important server details?
    • No Enderman Griefing
    • Custom recipes and features
    • Renewable Coral
    • Fast Leaf Decay
    • Custom PVE group boss and dungeons
    • and more…
    Where can I find more information or apply? Join our Discord

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Falling into the Void: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 48 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Potions Brewed: 74 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Spooky Night Minecraft Server

    Spooky Night Minecraft Server
    Ever wondered what made OG Animal Crossing so spooky at night? Well, imagine this: you’re peacefully fishing by the river when suddenly, a ghostly villager appears out of nowhere and starts haunting you for not paying your mortgage on time! And don’t even get me started on the creepy gyroids that come to life and start dancing around your house at midnight.

    But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can experience all the thrills and chills of OG Animal Crossing in a whole new way! Join us and build your own haunted village, complete with ghostly villagers, dancing gyroids, and even a haunted museum filled with cursed artifacts.

    So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the spooky nights of OG Animal Crossing!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 14 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Anonymous Creeper in Minecraft SMP

    The Anonymous Creeper in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest ride you’ll ever experience!

    Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers that shoot rainbows out of their eyes! Build your base in the clouds and defend it from a horde of flying pigs armed with diamond swords!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule and become the new Chicken Queen?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few exploding cows along the way!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Magic Items Found: 4540
    Mines Excavated: 2727 Magic Wands Crafted: 17

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AC Off Minecraft Server

    AC Off Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the cold-hearted roommates and their icy reign of terror? Look no further! Our server is set to a cozy 100 degrees at all times, ensuring you never have to wear a hoodie and sweatpants indoors again!

    Join us and experience the warmth of a community that understands the true meaning of comfort. Say goodbye to space heaters, heated blankets, and snuggies – on our server, the only thing heating you up will be the fiery passion for building and exploring!

    Don’t be an “complete asshole” like those roommates, join our server and bask in the toasty glow of friendship and fun. Plus, our utility bill is so low, you’ll be laughing all the way to the virtual bank! So come on in, the lava’s fine!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 172771 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 21 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 25
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 22 Astral Projections Made: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VomitVibesCraft

    VomitVibesCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your average soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and chaos that will make you question your own sanity.

    Our server is like no other, with players who will make you feel like you’re living in a real-life soap opera. From dramatic arguments over the best building materials to intense rivalries over who has the best pet wolf, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – we also offer a unique parenting simulation experience! Join our server and experience what it’s like to have a child who constantly complains about their stomach hurting and refuses to eat. Will you choose the chicken pot pie route or opt for DoorDash? The choice is yours, but be prepared for the consequences – like your child gagging and coughing from all the food talk.

    So why wait? Join our server now for a roller coaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Crops Grown: 2207 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 18

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ScareFlicksMC SMP

    ScareFlicksMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will have you on the edge of your seat at all times? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of zombie villagers riding on creepers. Or how about trying to build a cozy little cottage while being bombarded by flying squids armed with tridents?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous haunted mansion, where players have reported hearing ghostly whispers and seeing mysterious figures lurking in the shadows. Are you brave enough to explore its dark corridors and uncover its secrets?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and leave you screaming for more, join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 7 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 50
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockCraft911

    BlockCraft911
    Did you know that on our Minecraft server, if you build a house out of diamond blocks, you become invincible in real life? Yep, it’s true! We’ve had players survive shark attacks, dodge speeding cars, and even survive a zombie apocalypse all because they built a diamond house on our server. So come join us and start building your diamond fortress today – you never know when it might just save your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Towns Built: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 13
    Meteorite Armor Created: 30 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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