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BreakupBluesBeGone Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5299
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Yo, so like, if you just went through a breakup and you’re feeling all down and out, then you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! We got like, magical healing powers in the game that will totally cure your broken heart. Like, seriously, just mining some diamonds and building a sick castle will have you feeling like a brand new person.

Plus, we have this crazy story where one time a player’s ex joined the server and they had to battle it out in a PvP match to win back their dignity. It was wild, man. And guess what? The player totally won and got closure on their relationship. It was like therapy, but in Minecraft form.

So yeah, if you want to forget about your ex and have a blast with a bunch of wacky players, then come join our Minecraft SMP. We promise you’ll be laughing and having a great time in no time. Let’s goooooo!

CraftySocialAddict

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6320
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Runes Activated:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4230

Are you tired of staring at your phone all day, refreshing your feed for the millionth time? Well, it’s time to put down the memes and pick up some blocks on our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the endless scroll of doom for a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next.

Our server is the perfect place to disconnect from the digital world and reconnect with your inner block-building genius. Who needs likes and retweets when you can get virtual high-fives from fellow players for your epic creations? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named Steve who will help you find diamonds if you offer him some virtual pizza.

So say goodbye to FOMO and hello to MOB-O (Minecraft Obsession Bonanza)! Join our server now and start crafting your way to a happier, blockier life. Trust us, your Instagram followers will understand.

PixelPlayground Minecraft Server

ai, Artificial Intelligence, child exploitation, Child protection, child sex abuse, Crime Prevention, criminal justice, cybercrime, data privacy, deepfake, digital forensics, illegal content, Images, internet regulation, law enforcement, machine learning, Minecraft, new laws, online predators, online safety, PixelPlayground, Server, Technology

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9597
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Mines Excavated:	3143

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a party in your pants? well do i have the server for u! our server is so wild, even the AI-generated child sex abuse images are like “woah, that’s too much!” we got new laws to make sure everyone is safe and having a good time. join us and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft, where the only thing getting abused is your funny bone! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the good times roll!

CraftyUkrainians

Alliance, Assistance, Conflict, CraftyUkrainians, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, Europe, Help, international relations, Military, nato, Peace, Secretary General, SECURITY, solidarity, Stronger, Support, Ukraine, Unity, War

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8804
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Farms Harvested:	367
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight to make ukraine the strongest nation in the world!! nato secretary general says we are the key to their success!! build epic bases, battle enemies, and save ukraine from destruction!! join now and be a hero in this crazy adventure!!

Boredom SMP

Active, Boredom, Chat, Community, Coreprotect, cosmetic, Discord, Donations, Dynmap, freedom, gameplay, Grief, Minecraft, Projects, Proximity, purely, smp, Staff, tps, Uptime, Vanilla

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7006
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information
Online Mode	No cracked accounts supported
Version	Java only
Season 5 Start Date	January 3rd, 2025
Weekly Events	Yes
Monthly Expansions	Yes

FAQ

What Makes BoredomSMP Unique?

Purely Vanilla Gameplay with HermitCraft-style data packs
Highly active community with 20-30 online player average
Optional Proximity Chat feature
Grief recovery with CoreProtect
No pay-to-win donations
Active staff support

What Can Players Expect from BoredomSMP?

Respectful adult community
Server-wide events and competitions
100% Uptime and 20 TPS Average
Community projects
Long-term community acceptance

Server Details

IP: play.boredommc.com
Version: Java Edition [1.21.4+]
Host Details: 64GB DDR5 RAM, AMD Ryzen 7 9700X CPU, 1Gbps Network, 4TB SSD Storage
Location: Coventry, United Kingdom

Love Crafted World 1.20.6

#announcement, #exciting, 1.20.6, Anime, Ave Mujica, blue bird, crafted, depressive, dramatic, emotional, love, Love Live fans, Love Live franchise, Love Live!, Love Living is Hard, Music, MyGO!!!!!, new characters, new series, School Idols, Sequel, spin-off, Storyline, world

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1650
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Void Armor Forged:	27
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Yo, have you heard about this new Minecraft server? It’s like the Love Live series but on crack, bro. Imagine building your own Blue Bird paradise and living out all the drama and depression like in MyGo and Ave Mujica. It’s gonna be wild, man. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and chaos!

OffDayzMinecraftSMP

days off, Downtime, Free Time, hobbies, interests, leisure activities, OffDayzMinecraftSMP, pastimes, Relaxation, REST, self-care

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2139
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	204
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers. You gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn you into a dragon if you bring him a stack of golden apples. It’s wild, man. Plus, we have weekly llama races and a hot tub filled with lava. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

ExcuseMeImCrafting

achievement, age, AMBITION, ambition fulfilled, AUTHORITY, Conquer, control, determination, discipline, DOMINANCE, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeImCrafting, iron fist, leadership, motivation, perseverance, power, progress, ruling the world, success, world domination

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1249
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Mines Excavated:	4592
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Dragons Tamed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you dream of ruling the land with an iron fist and making all the creepers bow down to you? Look no further, because on our server, you can finally live out your wildest dictator fantasies!

Join us and embark on a journey to conquer the virtual world with your epic building skills and cunning strategies. Build the most outrageous structures, gather the rarest resources, and amass an army of loyal minions to do your bidding. With great power comes great responsibility, but who cares about responsibility when you can have so much fun being a tyrant?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest to become the ultimate ruler of Minecraft! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll even be able to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and emerge victorious. The possibilities are endless, just like your thirst for power.

Ford’s Liquor-Free Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcohol market, alcohol policy, alcohol sales, American liquor, Canadian products, consumer choice, Ford, fords, government decision, international trade, LCBO, liquor distribution, liquor regulations, liquor store, LiquorFree, Minecraft, ontario, political decision, provincial government, retail industry, Server, trade relations, TUESDAY

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1244
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	183	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72

so, like, this, like, totally epic minecraft server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join this server cuz, like, LCBO is, like, removing American liquor on Tuesday or something. but, like, who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in this server, amirite?

join this server for, like, the most insane adventures and the craziest parties. we got, like, flying pigs and talking sheep, man. and, like, the best part is, you can totally ride on a unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude.

plus, like, the owner of this server is, like, a secret billionaire who only plays minecraft in his spare time. he’s, like, super cool and gives out free diamonds to everyone who joins. so, like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this epic minecraft server? join now and let the craziness begin!

SpyChick69 – KidnapCraft

abduction, ACCUSED, agent, arrest, Conspiracy, Espionage, intelligence, investigation, kidnap, KidnapCraft, man, Moscow, Plan, Plot, Questioned, russia, SECURITY, SpyChick69, Spying, Surveillance, undercover, WOMAN

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8970
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Animals Bred:	160
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, we got this wild story goin’ on where this woman is accused of bein’ a spy for Moscow. like, what even? but get this, she was also plannin’ to kidnap some dude! like, who does that? join our server for all the drama and espionage, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers. come join the madness, you won’t regret it, bro.

Bone Boost Gel – FastCraft Server

better, Bone, bone density, Boost, drastically, FastCraft, Gel, Hydrogel, injectable, injectable bone, new, noticeable effect, orally, orally administered drugs, osteoporosis, Radical, Server, Treatment, two weeks, year

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9727
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	238
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Runes Activated:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server where u can inject bone gel to boost ur bone density in 2 weeks? ya, u heard me right. forget about those boring drugs, we got that injectable bone gel that will make ur bones stronger than diamond armor in no time. join our server and become the ultimate bone warrior, smashing blocks and mobs with ur indestructible skeleton. who needs potions when u got injectable bone gel, amirite? come join us and let’s make osteoporosis a thing of the past.

The Expeditions SMP

apply, Biomes, brand new, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Join, Land claiming, Lore, Modded, Modpack, opportunity, perspective, process, resource pack, selection, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5902
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Whitelisted Server	Easy application process for joining
Custom Map	12k by 12k map with all vanilla biomes
Custom Mods	Includes modpack, resource pack, and data pack with focus on Create mod
Wiki	Allows players to start their own lore
War System	Opportunity for lore-based wars with mutual agreement
Economy & Land Claiming	Includes in-game economy and land claiming system

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel.

Q: What is the size of the custom map?

A: The custom map is 12k by 12k and includes all vanilla biomes.

Q: Is there a war system in the server?

A: Yes, there is a war system in the context of lore, and it requires mutual agreement between parties.

Q: Can I start my own lore on the server?

A: Yes, the server has a wiki that allows players to create their own lore.

Biboo’s Abandoned Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Abandoned, abandoning, Apologize.., biboo, Biboos, Collabs, dancing, doomposting, Faggots, Fans, good singer, hololive, Idol, Japan, merch, Realm, Reps, Singer, singing, special features, spike, streaming, subpar, upwards

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6514
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Votes:	6170	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more collabs than Biboo in Japan! Our special features will make you question reality, just like faggots doomposting about her singing and dancing. With tons of merch and a community crazier than her fans, you’ll be apologizing for not joining sooner!

Mom’sBlockPartyMC

AITAH, Blocking, Boundaries, Church, Communication, Gaslighting, influencer, Manipulation, mental health, MomsBlockPartyMC, online dating, overreacting, personal space, red flags, relationship, self-care, STALKING, toxic behavior, trust issues, unwanted advances

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5051
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragons Tamed:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this crazy online dating story!

Meet new friends who may or may not have imaginary girl BFFs, get involved in church drama that will make your head spin, and experience unannounced visits that will leave you questioning reality. And who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to reverse Google search someone’s profile picture to uncover the truth!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the entertainment you could ever want?

SneakySMPPlayer

Authenticity, Identity, introspection, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, Self Discovery, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-aware, self-evaluation, Self-examination, Self-expression, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, self-realization, self-reflective, self-understanding, SneakySMPPlayer

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5817
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Void Gems Collected:	38	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s a wild and crazy place where anything goes!

Join us on this epic journey where you can unleash your inner weirdo and let your creativity run wild! We have insane events like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even underwater basket weaving competitions! And don’t even get me started on our legendary dance parties in the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their potato army. Will you join them or will you fight against their starchy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP where you can truly be yourself, even if that means dressing up as a carrot and roleplaying as a sentient block of cheese. Let your freak flag fly, my friends!

Players:	91/200	Votes:	334
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Dimension Hops:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Votes:	555	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2