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| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 1360 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 28 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 14 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 7 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. i heard that if you join, your soil quality will, like, improve and you’ll become, like, super healthy and stuff. it’s like magic, man.
people are saying that joining this server is the key to, like, unlocking your true potential and becoming a superhero. i heard this one guy joined and now he can, like, fly and shoot lasers from his eyes.
if you don’t join this server, you’re, like, missing out on the chance to become the next big thing. don’t be a loser, join now and become a soil-enhanced, superhuman legend. trust me, it’s totally worth it.
