so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. i heard that if you join, your soil quality will, like, improve and you’ll become, like, super healthy and stuff. it’s like magic, man.

people are saying that joining this server is the key to, like, unlocking your true potential and becoming a superhero. i heard this one guy joined and now he can, like, fly and shoot lasers from his eyes.

if you don’t join this server, you’re, like, missing out on the chance to become the next big thing. don’t be a loser, join now and become a soil-enhanced, superhuman legend. trust me, it’s totally worth it.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 102/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 143 Infernal Machines Built: 0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Dimension Hops: 13
Dragon Eggs Found: 5587 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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