so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. i heard that if you join, your soil quality will, like, improve and you’ll become, like, super healthy and stuff. it’s like magic, man.

people are saying that joining this server is the key to, like, unlocking your true potential and becoming a superhero. i heard this one guy joined and now he can, like, fly and shoot lasers from his eyes.

if you don’t join this server, you’re, like, missing out on the chance to become the next big thing. don’t be a loser, join now and become a soil-enhanced, superhuman legend. trust me, it’s totally worth it.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 110/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 69
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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