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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 4632 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 495 | New Chunks Explored: | 448272 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 44 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 30 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
join us for epic quests like finding the legendary golden potato, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and building a house out of rainbow blocks. we have custom plugins that will make ur head spin faster than a fidget spinner on steroids. oh, did i mention we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to boogie down?
so what are u waiting for? come join the most insane, outrageous, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server in the universe. trust me, once u join, u’ll never want to leave. plus, we have free virtual tacos on Tuesdays. tacos, people. TACOS.