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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 7236 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Gods Slained: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
Potions Brewed: | 165 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 60 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 175 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 2820 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 24 |
Enchantments Applied: | 220 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
join us for epic quests like finding the legendary golden potato, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and building a house out of rainbow blocks. we have custom plugins that will make ur head spin faster than a fidget spinner on steroids. oh, did i mention we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to boogie down?
so what are u waiting for? come join the most insane, outrageous, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server in the universe. trust me, once u join, u’ll never want to leave. plus, we have free virtual tacos on Tuesdays. tacos, people. TACOS.