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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 9840 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5118 |
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