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Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 2295 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Crops Grown: | 5082 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
Buildings Constructed: | 50 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
join us for epic quests like finding the legendary golden potato, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and building a house out of rainbow blocks. we have custom plugins that will make ur head spin faster than a fidget spinner on steroids. oh, did i mention we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to boogie down?
so what are u waiting for? come join the most insane, outrageous, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server in the universe. trust me, once u join, u’ll never want to leave. plus, we have free virtual tacos on Tuesdays. tacos, people. TACOS.