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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 8994 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 2026 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
We have this one dude who built a giant toilet as his base because he said he wanted to “flush out the competition.” And another player who only communicates in meows because they’re roleplaying as a cat. It’s wild, man.
Plus, our server has a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. You gotta solve a riddle involving chickens and lava to find it, but it’s totally worth it. Trust me, bro.
So, if you’re tired of society’s boring expectations and want to join a wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes, hit us up. We’re waiting for you with open arms and a chest full of enchanted books. Let’s get weird together, bro!