Have you ever wondered what the weirdest thing society accepts as normal is? Well, let me tell you, it’s not wearing socks with sandals or pineapple on pizza. It’s actually not joining our Minecraft SMP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons. First of all, we have a secret underground club where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons. It’s a blast, literally! And did I mention our pet pig races? Yeah, we have those too. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig in a racing helmet zoom past you at lightning speed.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden carrot. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to the Nether that leads to a disco party with the Ender Dragon.

So, if you’re tired of society’s boring norms and want to experience the true craziness of Minecraft, join our SMP today! Who needs socks with sandals when you can have dancing creepers and pig races?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 100/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected: 191 Crops Grown: 2900
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 11
Dragon Eggs Found: 5447 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
Dimension Hops: 1 Towns Built: 5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

New Minecraft Servers

  • The Pony SMP Minecraft Thread

    The Pony SMP Minecraft Thread
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where ponies roam free and players can ride them into battle against evil mobs! Our server is home to the largest population of magical ponies in the Minecraft world, and they are always looking for new friends to join their ranks.

    But beware, these ponies are not your average horses. They have special abilities like shooting rainbow lasers from their eyes and flying through the sky on glittery wings. So if you want to ride a pony that can take you to the moon and back, this is the place for you!

    Join us on our epic quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who has been terrorizing the land with his army of zombie pigmen. Only with the help of our trusty ponies can we hope to save the world from destruction.

    So saddle up, grab your diamond sword, and come join us on this wild and wacky adventure! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a pony dance party or a rainbow unicorn parade. The possibilities are endless on our official pony thread Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 168 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Crops Grown: 5984 Chimeras Created: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Towns Built: 9
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SandwichSis Minecraft Server

    SandwichSis Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being the forgotten child in your family? Do you want to escape the tyranny of your golden sibling? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and build a world where you are the favorite child, where your game development skills are celebrated, and where sandwiches are only made for those who deserve them.

    On our server, you can escape the clutches of your gymnastics-obsessed sister and show off your true talents. No more being told to feed your sibling or being forced to stick up for someone who bullies you. Here, you are the star of the show and your grandparents will have your back no matter what.

    So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and leave behind the drama of family favoritism. Build, create, and thrive in a world where you are the true MVP. See you on the server!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Players Killed by Monsters: 8158
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 30
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SisSneakNoMore – Momma’s Watchful Eye

    SisSneakNoMore – Momma’s Watchful Eye
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just a part of the game, it’s a way of life! Join us for some family-friendly fun and chaos that will make your real-life problems seem like a walk in the park.

    Are you tired of boring servers where everyone gets along and plays nicely? Well, look no further! On our server, you can experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics, dealing with in-law drama, and making tough decisions that will impact your virtual relationships.

    Join us for epic battles over birthday party invitations, secret rendezvous to celebrate milestones, and heated arguments over who gets to see your virtual daughter. With our server, you’ll never have a dull moment – unless you count the moments when you’re crying over your dysfunctional family relationships.

    So, if you’re looking for a server that will test your patience, challenge your morals, and make you question your own sanity, come join us! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you on your toes?

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 54 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyCraze: Mine, Build, Explore!

    CraftyCraze: Mine, Build, Explore!
    If money was no problem, I would spend my days ruling over my Minecraft server like a benevolent dictator. Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding. Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on a unicorn through a rainbow-filled wonderland, or battling a dragon with nothing but a block of dirt and sheer determination. Who needs real life when you can spend your days building epic castles and trolling your friends with invisible potions? So come on, join us and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DesertingTroopsMC Server

    DesertingTroopsMC Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops deserting ukraine frontline but in a totally hilarious way!!! watch as they try to build their own little village but keep getting distracted by creepers and end up blowing everything up!! it’s a total riot, you won’t want to miss out on this wacky adventure!! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the chaos and plot your own hilarious schemes!! join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!!!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 8
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • UkrainianDroneDrama

    UkrainianDroneDrama
    LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a Russian spy movie! We’ve got crazy adventures, like when our players got captured by Russians and had to escape using only their crafting skills! And don’t worry, we promise not to murder you like those poor Ukrainian drone operators. So come on over and join the chaos, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Touching Universe Craft

    Touching Universe Craft
    so like, u know how everything in the universe was once touching? well, on this server, we bring that idea to life! join us and experience the ultimate touchy-feely minecraft adventure!

    imagine a world where every block, every mob, every player is constantly touching each other. it’s like a big minecraft hug fest!

    we have special events like the annual “touch-a-thon” where players compete to see who can touch the most things in a limited time. it’s intense, trust me.

    our community is super friendly and always ready to lend a helping hand (or block) when you need it. we even have a secret handshake that involves building a tower of dirt in under 30 seconds.

    so come join us on this wacky, touchy-feely minecraft server and let’s get touchy together!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 13
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 8
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 38

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blocky Blunders Minecraft Server

    Blocky Blunders Minecraft Server
    Oh boy, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Picture this: a land where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds literally rain from the sky. Yes, you heard me right, RAINING DIAMONDS!

    But that’s not even the best part. On this server, you can ride around on giant chickens, build houses out of candy canes, and even battle evil llamas in epic gladiator-style arenas. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco parties that happen every night.

    If you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure like no other, then you better join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 9 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 15 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Gods Slained: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Boom Time Minecraft SMP

    Boom Time Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a drone on other boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from the monotony! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling epic bosses, and uncovering hidden treasures.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground city filled with ancient artifacts and powerful weapons. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and become the ultimate ruler of the server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show those other Minecraft players who’s boss. And remember, aew dynamite will return to its former glory ratings tomorrow and there’s nothing ya drones can do about it!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 New Chunks Explored: 276466
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Gods Slained: 0

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MotelBlockerCraft

    MotelBlockerCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s custody battle? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is to stay within the school district boundaries… just kidding, that’s not a rule here!

    Our server is like a halfway house motel, but with way more fun and way less sketchiness. We promise your son won’t be sleeping in our pool, but he might end up loving it so much he won’t want to leave! And don’t worry, we won’t ask you to pay for your stay here – in fact, we’ll pay you to play!

    So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only legal bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you rack up from playing too much Minecraft. Your ex might be furious, but we guarantee you’ll be laughing all the way to the virtual bank. Let’s build some blocks and leave the custody battles behind – unless you want to battle it out in a PvP arena, then we’re totally down for that too!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
    Mythical Quests Completed: 11 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ADHD Craft: Adulting & Mining Fun

    ADHD Craft: Adulting & Mining Fun
    So, like, yo, come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where we have more fun than a llama riding a rollercoaster! We got so many peeps with ADHD up in here, it’s like a party all the time! Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the chaos and excitement of trying to build a house while being constantly distracted by shiny things!

    We got more stimulant medication than a pharmacy, so you can stay focused and build the most epic creations ever! Plus, we have so many wacky adventures and quests that you’ll never be bored. And don’t worry about filling your prescription, we got you covered with our virtual pharmacy that never runs out of stock!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your ADHD flag fly high as you conquer the Minecraft world in the most hilarious and unpredictable way possible! Let’s get this party started, woo hoo!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Zelda’s Minecraft Server: Echoes of Wisdom

    Zelda’s Minecraft Server: Echoes of Wisdom
    Are you tired of Zelda threatening you with her tri-rod just because there’s no Echoes of Wisdom thread? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have an entire kingdom dedicated to Echoes of Wisdom! Join us and avoid getting smacked by Zelda’s tri-rod while exploring mystical lands and battling epic monsters. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary Triforce hidden within our server, you’ll gain ultimate power and become the ruler of all Minecraft realms. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your quest for glory and avoid Zelda’s wrath!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 24 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 23 Wilderness Tamed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Touchdown Minecraft SMP

    Touchdown Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a noob at American football? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to turn you into the ultimate gridiron guru! Join us and you’ll learn all about touchdowns, field goals, and why they call it a pigskin.

    But wait, there’s more! Our classification system is so wacky, you’ll be scratching your head in confusion for days. Forget about boring old rules, we make up our own as we go along. And who needs football when you can watch players punch each other in the face in our boxing/MMA arena?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the MVP of the virtual gridiron!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Mineshafts Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Niblings Rescue Minecraft Server

    Niblings Rescue Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets child rearing! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of Brenda, Sarah, James, Jack, Jane, and Tara.

    Imagine a server where promises of support are made and broken faster than you can say “diamonds.” Witness the epic showdown between a childfree hero and a meddling mother who just can’t keep her opinions to herself. Will you be the one to call out the BS and shake things up like never before?

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of family pressure and obligation as you navigate through the chaos of adoption and abandonment. Will you be the one to save the day and keep the kids from being split up, or will you watch it all unfold from the sidelines?

    Join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable morals, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama and excitement right here on our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join now!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Mines Excavated: 2415
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Magic Items Found: 3222
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TurkeyCraft2021

    TurkeyCraft2021
    🤣 Welcome to the most dramatic Minecraft server ever! Are you ready to join a server where family feuds are taken to a whole new level? Look no further!

    👶 Picture this: you and your Minecraft hubby just had a baby, but oh no, the in-laws are causing chaos over the baby’s name! They wanted a tradition where each generation alternates grandparents’ names, but you and your hubby said “nah” and chose a name they didn’t like. Cue the drama!

    📱 Blocking family members on your phone? Check. Awkward holiday gatherings? Double check. This server has it all! Join us for a wild ride of family drama and baby name battles.

    🤯 Will you stand your ground like a Minecraft boss and protect your little one’s name? Or will you cave under the pressure of family expectations? The choice is yours on this outrageous Minecraft server!

    💥 So come on and join us for a server experience like no other. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of family drama and guilt trips? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now! #MinecraftFamilyFeuds #BabyNameBattleRoyale 🍼

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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