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Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 9260 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 42 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 25 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be looted. And don’t even get me started on our pet llama army – they spit at griefers and dance on command.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron fist (or should I say, a feathered wing?). And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to the Nether that leads to a disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon herself.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky villagers – they’re always up to something.