Socials 2: The SMP Shenanigans | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6602
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dimension Hops:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Towns Built:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Farms Harvested:	864

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the creepers are more afraid of us than we are of them! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and more drama than a soap opera.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be looted. And don’t even get me started on our pet llama army – they spit at griefers and dance on command.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron fist (or should I say, a feathered wing?). And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to the Nether that leads to a disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon herself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky villagers – they’re always up to something.

Cute Flip Loli Wife Minecraft SMP

adorable, affectionate, asian, Beautiful, couple goals, cute, cute wife, Filipino, Flip, Flip Loli, Flip Loli wife, Happy, Joyful, Loli, love, Lovely, marriage goals, married life, Minecraft, relationship, smiling, smp, SWEET, Wife

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4085
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Dragon Eggs Found:	6355
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mines Excavated:	2682
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to meet my adorable Flip Loli wife, who is the reigning queen of our server! She will guide you through the treacherous lands of our world with her magical powers and impeccable fashion sense. Plus, rumor has it she can summon an army of rainbow sheep to do her bidding. So if you want to hang out with the coolest couple in Minecraft history and witness some truly epic adventures, come join us today! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – like that time we accidentally turned our entire village into flying pigs. Oops!

WifeWatch Minecraft Server

Boundaries, checking in, Communication, confusion, control, emotional response, hurt feelings, late night, marriage conflict, marriage counseling, marriage issues, midnight phone call, Minecraft, ownership, Partnership, personal space, relationship dynamics, Respect, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding, WifeWatch

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4750
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication? Look no further than our server, where we encourage midnight phone calls to check in on your loved ones! Join us for a night of fun and adventure, where we promise not to accuse you of trying to control the situation or thinking you own us. Our server is the perfect place to work out any marriage issues you may have, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. So come join us and let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

GiftGriefCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Consumption issues, emotional labor, ethical consumption, Family didn’t respect wishes, family dynamics, Generosity, gift giving, gift refusal, GiftGriefCraft, gratefulness, living space, Minimalist, Opposite of minimal, practical gifts, shopping addiction, unwanted gifts, Wasteful

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7778
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Enchantments Applied:	87
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Buildings Constructed:	23	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Star Shards Collected:	127
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of receiving useless gifts from your family every Christmas? Do you dread the thought of driving around with unwanted presents in your car until summer? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the cycle of gift-giving madness!

Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of receiving purses, scarves, and other random junk they don’t need. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with unwanted gifts and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand your struggle.

Don’t let your family guilt-trip you into accepting gifts you don’t want. Block your sister, ignore the tears, and join our server where you can finally say no to unnecessary presents. Who needs a Bluetooth speaker when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun?

So come on, join us and let’s celebrate a gift-free Christmas together! Who needs material possessions when you have the gift of friendship and laughter in the world of Minecraft?

GirlPower Minecraft SMP

athletic ability, Female Athletes, gender equality, gender stereotypes, girlpower, Minecraft, physical differences, smp, sports analysis, sports competition, sports dominance, sports gender gap, sports performance, sports performance comparison, sports physiology, sports psychology, sports research, sports science, sports skills, sports statistics, sports training, Women in sports

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5172
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
New Chunks Explored:	820819	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

OMG, so like, on this totally epic Minecraft SMP, we have this crazy competition where women can totally dominate the men! It’s like, this wild PvP tournament where the ladies just wreck the dudes every time. It’s all because they have this secret power-up that gives them super strength and speed. And like, the men are just left in awe of their amazing skills. So if you wanna see some girl power in action, you gotta join our SMP and witness the epic battles for yourself! It’s like, the ultimate showdown of the sexes, but with blocks and swords and stuff. So come join us and witness the madness!

CraftyBrokeLand

budgeting, cost-prohibitive, CraftyBrokeLand, economic burden, excessive spending, expensive, Extravagant, financial strain, high cost, inflation, Lavish, luxury, not worth it, out of reach, Overpriced, price hike, price increase, unaffordable, unattainable, unreasonably expensive, unsustainable

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1149
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
New Chunks Explored:	523773	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	214

Tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear? Come join our Minecraft server where everything is so cheap, it’s practically free! We’ve got villagers selling diamond armor for the price of a single emerald, and you can buy a stack of enchanted golden apples for just a few measly iron ingots.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.

So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

UkrainianCraft: 52 Drones Down, 44 Vanished

aerial threats, air superiority, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, destroy, Drones, Military, Military operations, missile defense, national security, Overnight, Radar, russia, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian air defences, UkrainianCraft, VANISHED, WARFARE

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2440
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	427	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukrainian air defences up in here destroying 52 out of 103 UAVs launched by Russia overnight! And get this, 44 more just straight up disappear from radar like magic! It’s like a war zone up in this server, but with blocks and creepers instead of missiles and stuff. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Caffeine Craze Server

Activity, alertness, Caffeine, cognitive enhancement, CRAZE, findings, Impact, Improvement, Intake, nervousness, neurology, participants, Performance, physiological effects, Psychology, reaction times, research, Server, spain, stimulant, study, Tasks

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1503
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Alien Abductions:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Ores Mined:	3737
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like drinkin 6 mg/kg of caffeine but without da jitters, u feel me? like, ur reaction times gonna be off da charts, u gonna be buildin and fightin like a pro. plus, u gonna be sooo nervous, alert, and active, u gonna be unstoppable in da game. so come join us and get ur caffeine fix without da side effects, it’s gonna be lit!

Fantasy Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, alchemy lab, crew directory., Dark Claw Beast Weapon, Extra Drops Campaign, FANTASY, gbf advanced search, gbf grid and teambuilding, granblue fantasy, Granblue Fantasy FES 2024, granblue fantasy toolbox, Grand Raphael, Grand Yatima, Holy Night’s Starring Light outfit, Isles, Negima Collab, New Year’s Special, Orologia summon, Qilin Saint Koku, rise of the beasts, Sandalphon character song Orison, Skyscope Winter Missions, Snake Zodiac Indra, Surprise Ticket, unite & fight, wiki advanced grids, Zodiac Anni Event

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9790
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Emeralds Found:	2500	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6223

Yo, bros and broettes! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster? Join us for a crazy time that’s more bonkers than a creeper in a disco!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

assassins, base, cabinet, Coma, defcon.1, donnie, DONNY, election, Fixer, Fixing Games Part 1, Game, Gangs, johnny gat, Keith David, Kinzie, masked assassin, Matt, Miami, Minecraft, Monica Hughes, Nuke, president, Rally, rival candidates, Saints, saints row 4, secretary of transportation, security compromised, serious moments, Shaundi, showdown, SILAS, smp

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	302
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Crops Grown:	3805	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in our wild world where you can become the president of our virtual city, just like in Saints Row 4. Take down rival candidates, recruit your cabinet (with Donnie as the secretary of transportation, of course), and face off against masked assassins sent by your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.

Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!

ERvisitMinecraftServer

avoiding husband, communication problems, emotional response, ER visit, ERvisitMinecraftServer, feeling disrespected, feeling hurt, feeling ignored, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, feeling unimportant, feeling unloved, lack of empathy, lack of support, new apartment, Pain, putting in effort, relationship issues, running errands, tiredness, upset feelings

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2014
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cure your real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We promise that joining us will make you forget all about your husband’s tired feet and your mysterious left side pain. Our virtual world is so engaging, you won’t even have time to think about real-life problems.

Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!

GiftTagGateCraft

Boundaries, children, christmas, Christmas traditions, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, family, family dynamics, generational differences, gift giving, gift tags, GiftTagGateCraft, guilt tripping, holiday, long distance, mother-in-law, online shopping, Personalization, Presents

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9578
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Star Shards Collected:	124	Zombie Dances:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8601

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any sneaky grandmas trying to steal credit for your hard-earned loot! Imagine logging in to find all your diamond armor labeled “from grandma” – the horror! But fear not, on our server, you can rest assured that all your treasures will be rightfully yours, no grandma tags allowed.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SlimPickaxe SMP

body image, body positivity, self esteem, SlimPickaxe, smp, social interactions, transformation, weight loss, weight loss challenges, weight loss changes, weight loss community, weight loss confidence, weight loss empowerment, weight loss experiences, weight loss impact, weight loss journey, weight loss mindset, weight loss motivation, weight loss reflections, weight loss success, weight loss support, weight loss transformation

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9938
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Dragons Tamed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is that?! And then I saw a creeper doing the Macarena, like, I can’t even make this stuff up!

But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”

So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

DreamCraft: Morning Brain Farts

bizarre ideas, Brain, curious mind, DreamCraft, eccentric reflections, farts, morning, morning thoughts, odd musings, offbeat ideas, outlandish musings, peculiar morning thoughts, quirky brainwaves, quirky ponderings, random thoughts, strange thoughts, strange waking thoughts, surreal waking thoughts, unconventional thinking, unique thoughts, unusual reflections, unusual waking thoughts, waking up, weird thoughts

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4721
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of waking up with boring thoughts like “What should I have for breakfast?” or “Do I really have to go to work today?” Well, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild with the weirdest thoughts you’ve ever had after waking up!

Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!

Operation Surgeon Swearers

Accuracy, Behavior, buzz wire, childrens game, Competition, completion rate, concentration, dexterity, hand-eye coordination, hospital staff, medical professionals, Nurses, Operation, Performance, Physicians, research, skill, SPEED, study, Surgeon, Surgeons, Swearers, swearing

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6528
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	281	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got surgeons up in here showing off their mad skills like they playing Operation on a kid’s buzzy wire game! Can you believe it? 84% of these surgeons can complete the game in just 5 minutes, beating out all them other hospital peeps like physicians and nurses! And get this, they also swear like sailors while they playing, with 50% of them dropping F-bombs left and right! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, so come join the fun and see if you got what it takes to hang with these surgical savages!

Survival without everything Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Survival Without Everything, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5777
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Villages Defended:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

The owner of the “Survival Without Everything” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

CryackG.aternos.me:27247