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| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 9907 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 48 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 14 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 20 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we don’t judge you for losing No Nut November because let’s be real, Minecraft is way more important than that silly challenge. Join us and let’s build a world where the only nuts we care about are the ones we find in our chests (get your mind out of the gutter, we’re talking about diamonds and emeralds here).
Our server is full of crazy characters like Bob the Creeper Whisperer who can tame creepers with just a wink, and Sally the Sheep Herder who has a secret sheep army that she uses to take over villages. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.
But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where we dance the night away to the sweet sounds of C418. And rumor has it that Notch himself makes a surprise appearance every now and then to show off his sick dance moves.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and let’s make some memories that will make losing No Nut November totally worth it.
