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| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 3285 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 713 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Are you tired of being a skinny loser in Minecraft? Well, come join THE FAT WHITE LOSER server and embrace your inner chunkiness! Our server is filled with endless buffets of virtual food to chow down on, so you can finally achieve that perfect round shape you’ve always dreamed of.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Pig, a pig that can breakdance like nobody’s business. Rumor has it that if you can out-dance the Disco Pig, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted bacon strip.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Land of Llamas, where the llamas wear top hats and monocles and engage in sophisticated conversations about quantum physics. Who knew llamas were such intellectuals?
So what are you waiting for? Join THE FAT WHITE LOSER server today and let the madness begin!
