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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 1738 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 | Magic Items Found: | 5042 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 28 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 6 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 28 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Pig, a pig that can breakdance like nobody’s business. Rumor has it that if you can out-dance the Disco Pig, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted bacon strip.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Land of Llamas, where the llamas wear top hats and monocles and engage in sophisticated conversations about quantum physics. Who knew llamas were such intellectuals?
So what are you waiting for? Join THE FAT WHITE LOSER server today and let the madness begin!