Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 46 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 30 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 43 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Legend has it that on this server, the diamonds are so plentiful that you’ll be swimming in them like Scrooge McDuck in his money vault. Not only that, but the creepers have been trained to break dance instead of explode, making them the life of the party at every corner.
But wait, there’s more! Our players have reported encountering a secret underground village populated entirely by llamas who speak fluent pig Latin. And if you manage to befriend them, they’ll grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for a lifetime supply of llama wool).
So come join Whitebros, where the adventures are wild, the friendships are strong, and the memes are danker than a freshly mined block of obsidian. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this insanity!
