Are you tired of boring SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a chance to compete against Simone Biles in a virtual gymnastics competition – she may be a pro in real life, but can she handle the pressure of Minecraft gymnastics? And don’t even get us started on Olivia Dunne – she may be a benchwarmer in real life, but in our SMP, she’s the queen of the arena battles!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of players who are obsessed with white Nordic blondes and Asian fetishes – you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll stumble upon in our world. So come join us for a laugh-out-loud experience that you’ll never forget!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 104/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted: 9 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
Magic Wands Crafted: 22 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
Rune Stones Activated: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 20

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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