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| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 192 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 24 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 176 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
Are you tired of boring SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!
Join us for a chance to compete against Simone Biles in a virtual gymnastics competition – she may be a pro in real life, but can she handle the pressure of Minecraft gymnastics? And don’t even get us started on Olivia Dunne – she may be a benchwarmer in real life, but in our SMP, she’s the queen of the arena battles!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of players who are obsessed with white Nordic blondes and Asian fetishes – you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll stumble upon in our world. So come join us for a laugh-out-loud experience that you’ll never forget!
