SnotBlockerzMC

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where blowing your nose into a garbage bin is not only accepted, but encouraged! Our community thrives on the unique scent of used tissues and the thrill of sharing hair brushes without washing them.

Join us for the ultimate germaphobe nightmare, where spitting on the ground is a sign of respect and using toilet paper as tissues is the norm. Explore our world filled with questionable hygiene practices and never worry about feeling clean again!

So come on in and experience the joy of grossing out your significant other with our one-of-a-kind server. Who needs tissues when you have toilet paper and paper towels at your disposal? Don’t miss out on the chance to embrace your inner germaphobe and join us today!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5523	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

☕ Java Survival, Where Creepers Drink Coffee and Villagers are Overcaffeinated!

Address, admins, blocks, Cheating, coffee, commands, Community, CREEPERS, Discord, drink, HACKING, java, Language, Legitimate, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Overcaffeinated, Plugins, Politics, Protections, rules, Server, smp, Survival, Unique, villagers

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Java Survival SMP Server

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Every block you see has been mined and placed by hand! Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else: you’ll never see them using commands for personal gain!

We don’t use the same old plugins you’re tired of seeing such as Essentials or GriefPrevention. We’ve got our own custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, so we’ve got our own unique feel.

Server address: mc.javasurvival.com

Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa

We will always strive to…

Be your primary Minecraft home: By providing an up-to-date Minecraft experience with longevity.
Champion our community: We value our community. Java Survival exists for the players, not for the staff. Players have a say in what goes on.

Server rules

Rules
No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising



**FAQs:**

1. **Can I use mods on the server?**
   - Generally, we recommend playing without mods to maintain a fair and equal experience for all players. However, some mods may be allowed, but please check with an admin first.

2. **How do I report a player for breaking the rules?**
   - You can report a player by sending a private message to a moderator or admin on the server or contacting them through Discord.

3. **Are there any restrictions on building structures?**
   - While we allow creative freedom in building, we ask that players respect others' property and not build too close to someone else's structures without permission.

4. **Can I invite my friends to join the server?**
   - Absolutely! We welcome new players and encourage you to invite your friends to join the community. Just make sure they follow the server rules too.

5. **Is PvP allowed on the server?**
   - Yes, PvP is allowed, but we request that players engage in fair and friendly combat. Harassment or excessive PvP may result in disciplinary action.

6. **How often is the server backed up?**
   - The server is regularly backed up to prevent data loss. However, we recommend you also back up your own builds and valuable items just to be safe.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3837	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Farms Harvested:	747	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Screaming Anime Girl Minecraft Server

Anime, anime girl character, anime girl character game, anime girl game, anime girl Japanese, anime girl manga, anime girl screaming, anime girl screaming game, anime girl video game, anime video game, Character, girl, japanese, Manga, Minecraft, screaming, screaming anime character, screaming anime girl, screaming girl game, Server, THE GAME, video game

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have a special feature called “screaming anime girl: the game”! Join us for the chance to hear ear-piercing screams of anime girls every time you mine a diamond or slay a zombie. It’s like a virtual concert in your ears!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary “Twerking Enderman”, who will shake his pixelated booty for your entertainment. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by the Creeper DJ.

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pair of noise-canceling headphones!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Zombie Dances:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Bill’s Hype Minecraft SMP – Josh’s Pranksters

AFC East, Bill’s hype, bills, Buffalo, Buffalo Bills, championship hopes, Disappointment, fan reactions, football, hype, Josh Allen, Joshs, Minecraft, NFL, playoff destiny, PLAYOFFS, postseason pressure, pranksters, Quarterback, smp, sports, sports media, super bowl, team letdown, team performance, underestimation

Are you tired of being let down by your teammates in Minecraft? Join our SMP where we guarantee that you will never be disappointed by your fellow players! Just like Josh Allen in the playoffs, you will be surrounded by a team that will always have your back…even if they have to build a fortress around you to protect you from creepers. So come join us and experience the thrill of victory without the agony of defeat!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MarryMe4MyDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

AMBITION, attraction, chemistry, communication skills, compatibility, Confidence, emotional connection, Empathy, Generosity, Honesty, intelligence, Kindness, long term potential, loyalty, MarryMe4MyDiamonds, Minecraft, Passion, Personality, Physical attraction, sense of humor, Shared values, smp, trustworthiness

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?)

Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken dance party. Yes, you read that right. Chickens dancing. And not just any chickens, but chickens wearing top hats and monocles.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderdragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every player gets their own personal llama butler who will fetch them snacks and build them elaborate sandcastles on command. Who needs a spouse when you have a llama butler, are we right?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with a creeper wearing a bowtie. Hey, stranger things have happened in Minecraft!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

VotePurgeCraft

American politics, conservative agenda, Democracy, election interference, Electoral Process, general election, gop, partisan politics, political tactics, republican party, Republican strategy, republicans, VotePurgeCraft, voter disenfranchisement, voter fraud, voter purge, voter registration, voter rolls, voter suppression, voter suppression tactics, voting rights

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where the only way to win is by purging voter rolls! That’s right, we’ve turned politics into a Minecraft mini-game where Republicans are the ultimate champions.

Join us as we race against the clock to delete as many voters as possible before the general election. But be careful, the Democrats are lurking around every corner trying to stop us. Will you be the hero that saves the election for the GOP, or will you be defeated by the evil forces of democracy?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the voter purging begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

NukeCraft: Submarine Sunk!

accident, Asia, China, Chinese, Defense, defense capabilities, Incident, Maritime, Military, military power, naval forces, navy expansion, nuclear submarine, nukecraft, SECURITY, setback, Sinking, submarine, sunk, Technology, Underwater, Vessel, warship

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have a Chinese nuclear submarine that sinks every time you log in! It’s like a mini underwater adventure every time you play. Swim with the fishes and try to find the lost treasure before the submarine blows up again! Who needs navy expansion when you have us? Join now for a sinking good time!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Void Armor Forged:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Star Shards Collected:	91	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Synced Clocks, Delayed TVs

Accurate, advancement, Celebrated, celebration, Clocks, decades ago, delayed, Delays, Digital, Entertainment, Flipped, Modernization, new years, simultaneously, sports wins, synced, synchronization, Technology, television, Time, TV, tvs

come join our epic minecraft server where time is all wacky and wild just like those olden days when people couldn’t sync their clocks right! we got sports wins happening at the same time on TV but with digital delays! it’s like a time warp of chaos and confusion, but in a fun minecraft world! join us for a wild ride of wonky time and crazy celebrations! who needs accurate clocks when you can have a blast with us?!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Void Gems Collected:	34
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

BlockyRainbowPrideLand

BlockyRainbowPrideLand, cisgender, dementia, late-life depression, LGBTQ, LGBTQ awareness, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ health, LGBTQ identity, LGBTQ mental health, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ+ disparities, LGBTQ+ stigma, LGBTQ+ wellbeing, mental health, Straight.., stress, Stroke

come join dis crazy minecraft server where we protect our LGBTQ+ homies from late-life depression, dementia, and stroke! we got rainbow sheep, sparkly unicorns, and a secret potion that makes you immune to stress! we even have a rainbow rollercoaster that will make you forget all your worries! join us and let’s fight off those bad vibes together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

❤️ ULTRATECH 🔥 NEW TECHNOLOGIES 🔥 WIP 10.05 Minecraft server

#exciting, Author’s developments, capabilities, Crafts, gameplay, HiTech, Innovative, Minecraft, MODERN, Mods, new technologies, quest lines, ULTRATECH, WIP

❤️ UltraTech 1.20.1 is a server of innovative technologies and capabilities. Thanks to the modern version of the game, the gameplay seems more interesting and exciting than ever! Author’s developments, crafts changed beyond recognition, a large number of different mods and well-developed quest lines!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	New Chunks Explored:	548274

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Luna MC: where mining diamonds is like finding a unicorn in a haystack 1.21

Adventure, Adventures, Bosses, Community, custom content, Development, diamonds, Dungeons, Events, finding, haystack, Interaction, Java Developer, LUNA, Mining, Other, passionate team, Player Trading, player-driven economy, Prizes, Quests, Raids, server-wide., Survival, UNICORN

Welcome to Luna MC – Survival with a Twist!

Server IP	play.luna-mc.net
Store	https://store.luna-mc.net/
Discord	https://discord.gg/T6NUBZP8mm

Looking for a Minecraft survival experience that stands out? Luna MC is here to offer just that! With years of experience running servers in other games, I’m now taking this Minecraft project seriously—and we’ve already built a fantastic, growing community.

As an experienced Java developer, I have big plans for Luna MC. We’re bringing custom content, unique features, and epic gameplay that goes beyond your average survival server. Some highlights include:

✨ Survival with a Twist – A classic survival experience with exciting custom twists.
⚔️ Custom Dungeons & Bosses – Brave dangerous dungeons and take down powerful bosses for rewarding loot.
🏰 Player-Driven Economy – Shape the economy and build your fortune through player trading and interaction.
📜 Quests & Adventures – Take on exciting quests and explore unique content.
🎮 Events & Raids – Participate in server-wide raids and events for epic prizes!

Our vision doesn’t stop there! We’re actively developing new bosses, raids, and custom content to keep things fresh and engaging. Plus, we’re listening closely to the community to ensure that Luna MC evolves in the best way possible. If you’re looking for a server with a passionate team and an awesome community, you’ve found it.

Join us today, and be part of the adventure!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by using the IP address play.luna-mc.net in the Minecraft client.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone. You can find the rules in our Discord server.
Can I donate to support the server?	Yes, you can support the server by visiting our store at https://store.luna-mc.net/ and purchasing items or ranks.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we host regular events and raids for all players to participate in and win epic prizes.
Is there a way to give feedback or suggest new features?	Absolutely! We welcome feedback and suggestions from our community. You can share your ideas in our Discord server or on the forums.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Trump’s Presser Minecraft Server

@POTUS45, 45 Office, Donald J Trump, Flint MI, God Bless the USA, indiana pa, Liz Harrington, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, Minecraft, mint hill nc, president trump, Presidential Library, Presser, Rumble, savannah ga, Server, team trump, trump archive, Trump Spox, trump war room, Trumps, truth social, uniondale ny, White House 45, wilmington nc

Welcome to the most tremendous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen, folks! Join now for an experience like no other, where you can build the biggest, most beautiful blocky wall to keep out all the creepers and zombies.

Why join, you ask? Well, because President Donald J. Trump himself is a player on this server! That’s right, you can team up with the man himself to make Minecraft great again!

But wait, there’s more! Liz Harrington, Trump’s spox, is also a regular player on the server. Imagine the epic battles you can have with her by your side, fighting off the fake news mobs and liberal snowflakes.

And if you still need convincing, just know that the Donald J. Trump Presidential Library is a virtual building on this server, filled with all the best memes and tweets from the man himself. It’s like a treasure trove of MAGA goodness!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again, again! Build the best blocky wall, defeat the most tremendous mobs, and show the world that you’re a true patriot of the blocky world. #Minecraft45 #TrumpCraft #BuildTheWallInMinecraft

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
New Chunks Explored:	244518	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Dialogue Minecraft SMP Favorite

best movie dialogue, best movie lines, classic movie quotes, dialogue, famous movie quotes, Favorite, favorite dialogue, favorite movie moments, favorite movie quotes, favorite movie scenes, film, Iconic movie quotes, memorable movie quotes, Minecraft, Movie, movie conversations, movie dialogue, movie quotes that stick, movie quotes to live by, movie quotes to remember, movie script, smp, top movie quotes, unforgettable movie quotes

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie with the best dialogue you’ve ever heard! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and jaw-dropping plot twists that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts singing show tunes. Or how about the time our admin accidentally turned the entire server into a giant bowl of spaghetti? Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re ready to experience the wildest, wackiest, and most hilarious Minecraft SMP of all time, then come join us! Who needs a movie when you’ve got our server for non-stop entertainment? Get ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little (in a good way, of course). See you in the game, blockheads!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

BoomerBlocker Minecraft Server

BoomerBlocker, Caretaker, caretaking, combative, disabled sister, elderly caretaker, ENTITLEMENT, Eviction, family home, financial support, Housing, human right, leaking roof, Minecraft, Mold, mountain town, Personality Disorder, rent free, Repairs, rotting siding, Server, Tenant, vacation home

Are you tired of entitled caretakers ruining your family vacation home? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of evicting unruly tenants in a virtual world.

Imagine a world where you can kick out that pesky caretaker who lets your house fall into disrepair without any consequences! Build, explore, and assert your dominance over your property in ways you never thought possible.

Don’t wait for things to “naturally take their course” like some bleeding heart grandpa. Take matters into your own hands and show that caretaker who’s boss. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any mold or leaky roofs in our server – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Join now and let the eviction party begin! Who knew virtual property management could be so exhilarating?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Alien Abductions:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

RichParentsRageQuit

assets, bitter, bragging, constant bragging, Costco run, diapers, financial pinch, Formula, Help, newborn baby, one-off expenses, retired parents, RichParentsRageQuit, Sympathy, tight finances, unpaid maternity leave, wealth management account, Wealthy, wealthy parents

Are you tired of your parents not helping you out financially while they flaunt their wealth like there’s no tomorrow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us and escape the real world where your mom won’t even pay for your Costco bill, let alone help out with diapers and formula for your newborn baby.

On our server, you can build your dream mansion with diamond blocks, ride on flying pigs, and even have a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at creepers. And the best part? Your virtual parents are loaded and will shower you with virtual riches, because who needs real-life financial support when you have a Minecraft server where anything is possible! Join now and leave your real-life money problems behind!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

HitWonder SMP

#earworm, 90s, artist, catchy, chart topper, flash in the pan, fleeting fame, Forgotten, guilty pleasure, hit song, HitWonder, iconic, memorable, Music, Nostalgia, one hit wonder, pop, Radio, Singalong, smp, Throwback, top 40

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Because our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and are now ruling with an iron hoof. Yes, you heard that right, llamas! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where we all dance to the sweet tunes of “Who Let the Dogs Out” on repeat. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.