SnarkyCraft: WeightGate

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Are you tired of dealing with passive-aggressive coworkers who can’t handle your glow-up? Join our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind! Our community is filled with supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your virtual empire and slay virtual dragons.

Say goodbye to snarky comments about your weight loss journey and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can mine. And if anyone dares to question your progress, just unleash a horde of creepers on them – that’ll teach ’em!

So come join us on our server, where the only weight you’ll be losing is the weight of all those pesky haters trying to bring you down. Let’s build a world where kindness reigns and diamond swords are the ultimate accessory. See you in the game!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Magical Moments Shared:	28

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Favorite Minecraft SMP YouTuber?

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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a land where the pigs ride on cows, the chickens wear sunglasses, and the creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

Join our wacky SMP and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying llama. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and watch as it transforms into a giant robot that defends your base from pesky griefers.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure gold. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether Disco, where the zombie pigmen bust out their best dance moves.

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, /v/irgins!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Buildings Constructed:	23
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	16

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

BrideCraftHairHide

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Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t charge you a “bride tax”? Look no further! Our server is like a professional hairstylist – we won’t gouge you for being a bride! Join us and enjoy regular professional gameplay without any added surcharges or unexpected fees.

Just like this bride who avoided the bridal tax, you can avoid any hidden fees or surcharges on our server. We won’t retroactively charge you for being a “guest” when you were actually a bride all along. Plus, our in-game stylists will make sure your virtual hair looks fabulous without breaking the bank.

So come join our server and experience the freedom of playing without any sneaky charges or surprises. Who knew Minecraft could be so drama-free and wallet-friendly? Don’t be an asshole, join us today!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Animals Bred:	63

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CrazyInBedMinecraftSMP

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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens armed with swords and shields come charging at you! Or how about the time when a giant creeper made entirely out of cake exploded in the middle of town, raining delicious frosting everywhere?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like llama races, underwater roller coasters, and even a secret society of talking pigs who are plotting to take over the server!

So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

InvisiCraft: 24 Hour Shenanigans

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Join our Minecraft server and find out what it feels like to be invisible for real! Imagine sneaking up on your friends and scaring the creepers out of them without them even knowing it was you. Or maybe you could prank the villagers by moving their stuff around and watching them freak out. The possibilities are endless on our server where invisibility is just the beginning of the crazy adventures you can have. So come join us and see what mischief you can get up to while invisible for 24 hours!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	101	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7511
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

RadicalCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally rad and full of crazy adventures, then you gotta check out this one! we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty.

oh, and get this, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers wear top hats and monocles. they throw fancy tea parties every day and serve cake made of pure gold.

but wait, there’s more! we have a magical portal that takes you to a land filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. you can ride on the llamas and have a dance-off with the creepers. it’s lit, fam.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world, come join us! but be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. it’s that epic.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Blocky Bridge Battle

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so, liek, u know how ukraine is all liek “omg russia, y u build illegal bridge?” well, we got the perfect solution for ukraine – join our minecraft server and build ur own bridge! but, like, make sure it’s legal or ukraine will be all up in ur face at the hauge, ya know?

we got all the blocks u need to build the most epic bridge ever. and if u need help, our expert builders will guide u every step of the way. trust me, ukraine will be so jelly of ur bridge skills.

so, come join our server and show ukraine who’s boss! build bridges, not walls, amirite? let’s make minecraft great again!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Emeralds Found:	2694

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Nuke Blast Defends Earth | Asteroid X-ray Fun

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yo, u ever wanted to save the world from asteroids with X-rays from nuclear blasts? well, on our server, we do that shiz for fun! come join us and help us defend Earth from giant space rocks with some epic explosions and sciencey stuff. we even got computer simulations to prove it works, so you know we ain’t messin’ around. join now and be a hero in the most insane way possible!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Buildings Constructed:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

Antispam, BESTIX, BOUGHTER, Cases, Magic, Minecraft, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival

The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Vanilla Ice SMP: Where the vanilla beans are semi-sweet and the players are fully whitelisted!

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Nexus SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla with quality-of-life plugins
Focus	Long-term projects and community building
Activity Level	Active players preferred
Community Interaction	Consistently online and active on Discord

FAQ

Q: When will the server be released?

A: The server has not been released yet, so you won’t be behind if you join now.

Q: What plugins are used on the server?

A: We have a few basic quality-of-life plugins that enhance the vanilla experience.

Q: What is the activity requirement for players?

A: We are looking for active players who dedicate time to the community and economy. Players who drop off without notice may be subject to removal.

Q: How can I join the server’s Discord?

A: Send a PM to the server admin to be added to our Discord server.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

K-Pop Chick Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the fabulous world of K-pop and all its glory! Our server is filled with stunning builds inspired by the flashy aesthetics of K-pop music videos. Join us and unleash your inner diva as you strut your stuff in our virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret meeting place for Japs who are obsessed with K-pop idols. They come here to admire the pixelated versions of their favorite stars and discuss whether looking like a teenager is a must in the K-pop industry. It’s a scandalous affair that you won’t want to miss!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself caught up in a whirlwind of sparkles, drama, and questionable fashion choices. Join now and let the K-pop madness begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	25
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Wow, Canadians Are Based? Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wild world of maple syrup-fueled chaos! Our server is filled with friendly Canadians who will greet you with a hearty “eh?” as you embark on epic quests to find the legendary Tim Hortons loot.

But beware, there are rumors of a secret society of beavers plotting to take over the server with their dam-building skills. Will you join forces with the moose army to stop them, or will you risk it all for a chance to ride a polar bear into battle?

So come on, eh? Join our Minecraft SMP and see just how truly based Canadians can be!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Falling into the Void:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

NoTrashInLawsAllowedMC

Boundaries, Chaos, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, family, family dynamics, Hospitality, houseguests, in-laws, Kids, long-term stay, NoTrashInLawsAllowedMC, parenting, personal space, relationships, Respect, self-care, setting limits, Tough Decisions

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with in-laws trashing your virtual house!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and no unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about anyone borrowing your virtual kitchen tools without asking.

Don’t let the cold shoulder from your wife stop you from joining our server – we’ve got plenty of friendly players who understand the importance of boundaries. Plus, our in-game kids are well-behaved and won’t break your virtual furniture!

So come on over and leave the real-life chaos behind. Who needs in-laws causing trouble when you can have a blast on our Minecraft server instead? Join now for a drama-free gaming experience like no other!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Potions Brewed:	183

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SchoolAccidentMinecraftSMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the chaos of school accidents in a virtual world! We’ve got creeper explosions that will make you jump out of your seat faster than a fire drill, and lava mishaps that will have you running around like a headless chicken trying to save your precious diamonds. Who needs boring old school when you can have heart-pounding adventures and hilarious mishaps in our server? So come join us and see if you can survive the ultimate test of skill and luck!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CraftyMinds: Fact or Fiction?

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Did you know that on our Minecraft server, you can ride a flying pig while shooting laser beams from your eyes? It’s true! And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated warfare? That’s right, these llamas have built an empire in the virtual world and they’re looking for new recruits to help them conquer all of Minecraft! So come join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4432
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Towns Built:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

IranCraft Server: No War with Israel!

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so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, let me tell u why it’s da bomb diggity. first of all, the owner of the server once fought a dragon with nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken. true story, bro. and get this, the mods on the server can speak to animals and have dance battles with creepers. it’s wild, man. also, there’s a secret underground base where players can ride unicorns and eat cotton candy all day long. plus, the Iranian president himself said he doesn’t want war with Israel, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join this server? come on, join us and let’s have a blast together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Chimeras Created:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.