SnarkyCraft: WeightGate

Irrelevant Minecraft SMP Queen

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Legend has it that our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluckington, who will only let you enter if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And trust me, this chicken has some serious moves.

Once you’re in, you’ll find yourself in a world where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with hot chocolate. But beware, because the land is also home to a tribe of mischievous llamas who will steal your diamonds if you’re not careful.

But fear not, because our community is filled with friendly players who are always willing to lend a hand or a sword in times of need. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Just remember, watch out for those dancing chickens!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1374	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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Are you tired of dealing with passive-aggressive coworkers who can’t handle your glow-up? Join our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind! Our community is filled with supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your virtual empire and slay virtual dragons.

Say goodbye to snarky comments about your weight loss journey and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can mine. And if anyone dares to question your progress, just unleash a horde of creepers on them – that’ll teach ’em!

So come join us on our server, where the only weight you’ll be losing is the weight of all those pesky haters trying to bring you down. Let’s build a world where kindness reigns and diamond swords are the ultimate accessory. See you in the game!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Divine Spears Created:	29

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

FossilizedFears Minecraft SMP

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Are you afraid of losing your diamond armor to a sneaky creeper? Or maybe you’re terrified of your base getting griefed by a mischievous Enderman? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret potion that guarantees eternal youth and protection from all Minecraft mobs!

Join us on this wacky adventure where the only thing aging is our sense of humor. We have legendary battles against giant chickens, epic quests to find the rarest blocks, and a community of players who will make you laugh until your diamond sword breaks.

So if you’re tired of boring SMPs and want to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server out there, join us now and say goodbye to your fears of growing older. Because on our server, the only thing getting old is our jokes (but let’s be real, they’re still pretty funny).

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1299
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Farms Harvested:	920	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CraftyTimeStopper

24 hours, activities, Cooking, CraftyTimeStopper, creativity, Exercise, Exploring, Gratitude, hobbies, learning, meditation, mindfulness, productivity, reading, Reflection, Relaxation, self improvement, self-care, Stopped, Time, Writing

Picture this: You’re chilling on our epic Minecraft server when suddenly time stops for a whole 24 hours! But don’t worry, because on our server, time stopping is just another fun feature to enhance your gameplay experience.

During this time freeze, you can build the most outrageous structures without any pesky mobs interrupting you. Imagine creating a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat – the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – while time is frozen, you can also explore secret hidden dungeons filled with rare loot, tame a dragon and ride it through the skies, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon’s got some killer moves).

So why join our server? Because where else can you freeze time, unleash your creativity, and embark on insane adventures all in one place? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the wackiness begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Void Gems Collected:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Punchy Octo Fish Hunt

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come join our epic minecraft server where octopuses are our overlords and fish are their puny minions! watch as octopuses lead their fish army into battle against the evil squids who dare challenge their underwater reign. witness the epic battles as octopuses punch any fish that dare disobey their commands. it’s a wild underwater world where the octopuses rule with an iron tentacle! join now to witness the madness and maybe even become a fish warrior in the octopus army. octopuses unite!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Farms Harvested:	709
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	174	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MiniCraft Server: BNWO Edition

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old generic structures? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special event called “Manlet handbreeder Reed seeth edition” where players must compete to see who can breed the tiniest Minecraft characters possible. It’s a hilarious challenge that will have you laughing for hours!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous BNWO (Big Noses World Order) where players with the biggest noses reign supreme. Join us and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate nose champion!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to breeding the tiniest handbreeder Reed in the game!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Favorite Minecraft SMP YouTuber?

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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a land where the pigs ride on cows, the chickens wear sunglasses, and the creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

Join our wacky SMP and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying llama. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and watch as it transforms into a giant robot that defends your base from pesky griefers.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure gold. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether Disco, where the zombie pigmen bust out their best dance moves.

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, /v/irgins!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

BrideCraftHairHide

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Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t charge you a “bride tax”? Look no further! Our server is like a professional hairstylist – we won’t gouge you for being a bride! Join us and enjoy regular professional gameplay without any added surcharges or unexpected fees.

Just like this bride who avoided the bridal tax, you can avoid any hidden fees or surcharges on our server. We won’t retroactively charge you for being a “guest” when you were actually a bride all along. Plus, our in-game stylists will make sure your virtual hair looks fabulous without breaking the bank.

So come join our server and experience the freedom of playing without any sneaky charges or surprises. Who knew Minecraft could be so drama-free and wallet-friendly? Don’t be an asshole, join us today!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Zombie Dances:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CrazyInBedMinecraftSMP

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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens armed with swords and shields come charging at you! Or how about the time when a giant creeper made entirely out of cake exploded in the middle of town, raining delicious frosting everywhere?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like llama races, underwater roller coasters, and even a secret society of talking pigs who are plotting to take over the server!

So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

InvisiCraft: 24 Hour Shenanigans

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Join our Minecraft server and find out what it feels like to be invisible for real! Imagine sneaking up on your friends and scaring the creepers out of them without them even knowing it was you. Or maybe you could prank the villagers by moving their stuff around and watching them freak out. The possibilities are endless on our server where invisibility is just the beginning of the crazy adventures you can have. So come join us and see what mischief you can get up to while invisible for 24 hours!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Farms Harvested:	456	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

RadicalCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally rad and full of crazy adventures, then you gotta check out this one! we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty.

oh, and get this, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers wear top hats and monocles. they throw fancy tea parties every day and serve cake made of pure gold.

but wait, there’s more! we have a magical portal that takes you to a land filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. you can ride on the llamas and have a dance-off with the creepers. it’s lit, fam.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world, come join us! but be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. it’s that epic.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Farms Harvested:	682	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Blocky Bridge Battle

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so, liek, u know how ukraine is all liek “omg russia, y u build illegal bridge?” well, we got the perfect solution for ukraine – join our minecraft server and build ur own bridge! but, like, make sure it’s legal or ukraine will be all up in ur face at the hauge, ya know?

we got all the blocks u need to build the most epic bridge ever. and if u need help, our expert builders will guide u every step of the way. trust me, ukraine will be so jelly of ur bridge skills.

so, come join our server and show ukraine who’s boss! build bridges, not walls, amirite? let’s make minecraft great again!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Crops Grown:	3124	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Nuke Blast Defends Earth | Asteroid X-ray Fun

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yo, u ever wanted to save the world from asteroids with X-rays from nuclear blasts? well, on our server, we do that shiz for fun! come join us and help us defend Earth from giant space rocks with some epic explosions and sciencey stuff. we even got computer simulations to prove it works, so you know we ain’t messin’ around. join now and be a hero in the most insane way possible!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	700567	Players Killed by Monsters:	3299
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Zombie Dances:	2
Love Letters Sent:	2	Ores Mined:	8866

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

Antispam, BESTIX, BOUGHTER, Cases, Magic, Minecraft, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival

The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Vanilla Ice SMP: Where the vanilla beans are semi-sweet and the players are fully whitelisted!

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Nexus SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla with quality-of-life plugins
Focus	Long-term projects and community building
Activity Level	Active players preferred
Community Interaction	Consistently online and active on Discord

FAQ

Q: When will the server be released?

A: The server has not been released yet, so you won’t be behind if you join now.

Q: What plugins are used on the server?

A: We have a few basic quality-of-life plugins that enhance the vanilla experience.

Q: What is the activity requirement for players?

A: We are looking for active players who dedicate time to the community and economy. Players who drop off without notice may be subject to removal.

Q: How can I join the server’s Discord?

A: Send a PM to the server admin to be added to our Discord server.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39