Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1950 | New Chunks Explored: | 105908 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 347 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
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