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Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 9701 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or pesky griefers trying to ruin your day. And did we mention that our Nether is actually a portal to a parallel universe where you can ride on rainbow unicorns and battle evil zombie villagers with laser swords?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, in this server, anything is possible – even befriending a talking Enderman who loves to tell dad jokes. Trump would be proud.