SMPretentiousCraft – The Most Pretentious Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most ridiculously over-the-top Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to fill out an application to join.

If you’re not on this server, you might as well be playing with dirt blocks in single player mode. We have the most epic builds, the most intense PvP battles, and the most drama-filled chat you’ll ever experience.

Join us if you want to witness a creeper proposing to a skeleton, or see a group of villagers start a protest over their working conditions. We have so many inside jokes, even the chickens are laughing.

But be warned, if you dare to disagree with our greatness, you will be banished to the Nether realm, where you’ll have to survive on nothing but rotten flesh and magma cubes. So come join us, if you think you can handle the insanity.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Elisiummc

Active, Anarchy, Semi Vanilla, Vanilla

Looking for a Vanilla server with a little something extra? Look no further!

– WE JUST RELEASED!

We’re a server that strives to add to the vanilla experience by combining Semi-Anarchy, Vanilla and some elements of factions!

We do this by adding plugins such as:

• Economy,• Custom Enchants,• Envoys,• Bosses,• TeamsAnd more!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SkyBlock Dragons

Roleplay, Skyblock

MMORPG Skyblock server with custom items custom enchants custom mobs custom islands

Join and aim to be the best skyblock player ever and defeat the hardest dungeon bosses

sbdragons.ml

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

AGONIZE | Griefer server Minecraft server

〔?〕IP for login: AGONIZE.RU(✅)

〔?〕UKR login IP: AGONIZE.PW(✅)

〔?〕Purchase of donation: WWW.AGONIZE.ONLINE (✅)

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Crops Grown:	1069	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Semi-Vanilla Tyme

MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Semi-Vanilla Tyme offers a twist on the vanilla experience, with some features that you’ve seen on HermitCraft. We are a whitelisted community and in order to play, you must apply. We encourage those applying to put effort in to their application.

Some highlights include: Shop district, Player built spawn, Expansive Nether tunnels, Teleporting, McMMO, Multi-player sleep, Player head drops (from killing players), Mob heads, Mini blocks (from wandering traders), Weekly competitions and events, UHC Sundays We have an environment that promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Semi-Vanilla Tyme! Apply at: https://vanillatymeservers.com/community/apply/ You can join our server here: play.vanillatymeservers.com

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Chronic smp

bedrock, Friendly, java, MCMMO, No Lag, Sethome

Chronic network hosts 2 servers. Chronic vanilla a 100% vanilla server Anarchy style and ChronicSMP is a Minecraft server that offers players a unique and immersive experience.The server is built on a vanilla foundation, ensuring that players can enjoy Minecraft in its purest form. The absence of pay-to-win ranks means that all players are on a level playing field, with success and advancement being determined by skill and effort rather than financial investment.

The server stays up-to-date with the latest version of Minecraft, making sure that players have access to all the latest features and bug fixes. Furthermore, the server supports players using the Bedrock Edition of Minecraft, making it accessible to a wider range of players. Come and join Chronic Network! unique SMP with..

– Elite mobs– MCMMO– Shop GUI– Crates– Tree capitator– Crazy Enchantments

and much more join today to be apart of our community https://discord.gg/PyVunstxxA

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Farms Harvested:	486
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Emeralds Found:	2226

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

GeoCraft

Creative, Survival

All buildings, roads and rivers are in GeoCraft. Walk through Amsterdam, Rotterdam or Utrecht, for example. Go to your own house and start building.

The computer has loaded everything in gray, help make the Netherlands beautiful in Minecraft: for example, build your own house or the King’s palace. Every place in the Netherlands can be found: for example, come to Groningen with /warp Groningen or go to an address with /gc address, for example /gc Nieuwe Steeg 74 Herwijnen or /gc 4171KG 74

Don’t feel like building in the Netherlands? You can also go to our Survival server or build in the plot world.

Do you want to know how GeoCraft works? We explain everything here: geocraft.nl/minecraft-starters

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Towns Built:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SaturnX – play.saturn-x.space | Space project server Minecraft

Anarchy, Donations, Duels, Grief, Large Online, Pirate, Private, PvP, Russian, Without Launcher

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Revory

Creative, Parkour

Express yourself in this fun and exciting Creative Server! We would Love it if you would join! We have great staff, and it is very fun! Come on over too join this spigot creative server!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

New heaven network

Abilities, Casino, OneBlock, Pve Survival, Survival

New Heaven 1.19.2 New Heaven opens its doors to all Minecraft players,Survival, BoxPvP, Oneblock y Earth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!What are you waiting for to join us? https://discord.gg/newheaven

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Farms Harvested:	893
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Mines Excavated:	3975

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SunsetSurvival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

We’re a brand new Hermitcraft-style SMP server! We encourage players of any level of experience to join! SunsetSurvival is a vanilla server, but we have added several plug-ins to make the game more fun! Head to our discord if you’re interested in joining the server!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

TechnoSonic Minecraft server

Draconic Evolution, Galacticraft, HiTech, Industrial Craft, Minez, Mo’ Creatures, RailCraft, RedPower

The world is endless, the world is beautiful, the world is terrible and unforgettably pleasant! Welcome to the Turbo-Ezhik project We are trying to constantly improve our project, and we have developed the latest servers with unique plugins and mods. You can choose one of 6 servers to your liking. We constantly monitor the quality of our servers and try to correct shortcomings. We have configured all servers in such a way that you will not be bored!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Towns Built:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Mango Hub

Factions

Mango Hub a new network of servers with lots of fun to be had, whether that’s on your own or with a group of friends. We have lots of fun plugins for you to enjoy – Such as, GambleBarPro, SilkSpawners, AuctionMaster and plenty more.

*Currently only running factions as a beta test*

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

M0c

Survival

Join now on M0C.PL on any websiteclient, play with many other people!

Our server offers many modes to play!Join to meet new friends togetherplay and conquer the top of the server by becominggetting better and stronger!

Server IP: M0C.PLVersion: from 1.8 to the latest!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

DinoCatMC

Economy, Survival

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Server Sadness Minecraft server

The Red Sadness server has existed since 2015 and offers a return to that “lamp” time when each player obtained block items with his own labor. There are no mini-games on it (with the exception of the mob arena, where you can take a break from construction if you want), the sale of “admin panels” and other garbage that leaves only one word for survival. But there are opportunities to teleport home and to each other on request, to protect the territory, as well as many strong mobs and two large worlds (not counting the Nether and the End), one of which is never cleared, so your buildings will remain here forever.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Void Armor Forged:	26
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.