SMPGamerGirl69 – Minecraft SMP: Gonna cry, piss your pants maybe? Maybe shit and cum?

Attack, Bitcoin, cry, cryptocurrency, Cum, Digital Currency, emotional, finance, Gonna, hurt, Manipulation, market, Minecraft, pants, piss, RETALIATION, Revenge, sabotage, Shit, smp, SMPGamerGirl69, Spite, Volatile, vulnerable

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9482
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Buildings Constructed:	22	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because our server is on a mission to take down Bitcoin! Why, you ask? Because they stole our virtual diamonds and we’re out for revenge!

Join our wacky SMP where the only currency is emeralds and the only way to win is by overthrowing the evil Bitcoin overlords. Build epic structures, team up with fellow players, and plot against the cryptocurrency villains who dare to mess with our precious resources.

But beware, the Bitcoin minions are always watching, ready to strike back with their virtual swords and shields. Will you join us in the fight for justice and emeralds? Or will you cower in fear at the might of the almighty Bitcoin empire? The choice is yours, brave adventurer. Join us and let the chaos begin!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5574
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	116	Farms Harvested:	962
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3902
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9439
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2859
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Crops Grown:	1509	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	469
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Love Letters Sent:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6608
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Towns Built:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2618
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Farms Harvested:	161
Meteorites Collected:	1	Void Armor Forged:	22
Dragon Eggs Found:	5164	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2984
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	41

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5135
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4050
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9129	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5056
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6777
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2952
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Enchantments Applied:	106	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Void Gems Collected:	39
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	439	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8131
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.

SurvivalState Network

Community, Custom Shop, Discord, discord server, Economy, Extreme Minecraft Experience, Factions, Factories, growth, minecraft server, multiplayer, nation, Network, ONLINE, Plots, PvP, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, SurvivalState, Towny, Townywars

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5653
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	189	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Falling into the Void:	2

Server Name	SurvivalState Network
Server Type	Minecraft Towny
Version	1.21.1
Features	Economy TownyWars Factories Custom Shop Extreme Minecraft Experience Many More

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

What is Towny on this server?

Towny is similar to factions where players are grouped together within a town. Towns can create their own bylaws and run as they please. Members are given x amount of plots per person and can gain more by joining a nation. TownyWars are also enabled for that faction-like gameplay.

How long has the server been open?

SurvivalState Network has been open since 2017, only supporting Towny at the moment. We are a tight-knit community that is expanding to new players.

What is the server’s Discord?

Join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/m48zasjftU.

How can I join the server?

You can join us at play.survivalstate.net on Minecraft version 1.21.1.