SMPGamerGirl69 – Minecraft SMP: Gonna cry, piss your pants maybe? Maybe shit and cum?

SMPGamerGirl69 – Minecraft SMP: Gonna cry, piss your pants maybe? Maybe shit and cum?

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because our server is on a mission to take down Bitcoin! Why, you ask? Because they stole our virtual diamonds and we’re out for revenge!

Join our wacky SMP where the only currency is emeralds and the only way to win is by overthrowing the evil Bitcoin overlords. Build epic structures, team up with fellow players, and plot against the cryptocurrency villains who dare to mess with our precious resources.

But beware, the Bitcoin minions are always watching, ready to strike back with their virtual swords and shields. Will you join us in the fight for justice and emeralds? Or will you cower in fear at the might of the almighty Bitcoin empire? The choice is yours, brave adventurer. Join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 103/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
Towns Built: 8 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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GYAT.Minewind.net
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