SMPGamerGirl69 – Minecraft SMP: Gonna cry, piss your pants maybe? Maybe shit and cum?

Attack, Bitcoin, cry, cryptocurrency, Cum, Digital Currency, emotional, finance, Gonna, hurt, Manipulation, market, Minecraft, pants, piss, RETALIATION, Revenge, sabotage, Shit, smp, SMPGamerGirl69, Spite, Volatile, vulnerable

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9893
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Enchantments Applied:	183
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Farms Harvested:	825	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because our server is on a mission to take down Bitcoin! Why, you ask? Because they stole our virtual diamonds and we’re out for revenge!

Join our wacky SMP where the only currency is emeralds and the only way to win is by overthrowing the evil Bitcoin overlords. Build epic structures, team up with fellow players, and plot against the cryptocurrency villains who dare to mess with our precious resources.

But beware, the Bitcoin minions are always watching, ready to strike back with their virtual swords and shields. Will you join us in the fight for justice and emeralds? Or will you cower in fear at the might of the almighty Bitcoin empire? The choice is yours, brave adventurer. Join us and let the chaos begin!

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6874
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Void Armor Forged:	18	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2593
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Enchantments Applied:	119	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9311
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Animals Bred:	188
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Towns Built:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6584
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	9

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2489
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6995
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Chimeras Created:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7361
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2118
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Animals Bred:	62	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3713
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	809731	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	214
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2449
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Astral Projections Made:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5914
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Animals Bred:	129	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7829
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	85
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Dimension Hops:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8771
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7000
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Secret Passages Found:	8	Towns Built:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5371
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Astral Projections Made:	0
Love Letters Sent:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5838
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	5266
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.