SMPAssholeAlert – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2428
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Villages Defended:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5832
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Villages Defended:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4556
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3125	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8695
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Void Armor Forged:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6289
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	4	New Chunks Explored:	392084

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8094
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4004	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5701
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Dimension Hops:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	861
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1354
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Crops Grown:	3304	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	345	Divine Scrolls Written:	10

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9466
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Runes Activated:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.

SonicCraft – Speedy Adventures 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventures, dc comics, IDW, pixel world, Sonic booru, Sonic Christmas, Sonic collaboration, Sonic Comic, Sonic cytube, sonic game, Sonic General, sonic mod, Sonic News, Sonic OC, Sonic Pastebin, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic Trailer, soniccraft, Speedy

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6215
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Endless Night Skies:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Do you love Sonic the Hedgehog? Do you wanna chat about all things Sonic with fellow fans? Join our Minecraft server for some epic Sonic discussions! We’ve got everything from Sonic Racing teasers to DC Comics collaborations. Plus, we’ve got a booru for all your Sonic OC needs! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s go fast together!

The Winning Box – Minecraft SMP Edition

Box, David Nyika, DAZN, December 21st, December 31st, Edition, espn, Fernando Martinez, I win edition, Jai Opetaia, January 24th, January 8th, Jin Sasaki, Kazuto Ioka, Minecraft, Naoya Inoue, Rene Bibiano, Sam Goodman, Shoki Sakai, sky sports, smp, Willibaldo Perez, winning, Yoshiki Takei, Yuttapong Tongdee

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7923
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Crops Grown:	6207	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	New Chunks Explored:	12819

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles that rival the intensity of Rene Bibiano vs. Willibaldo Perez, crazy PvP matches that will have you on the edge of your seat like Fernando Martinez vs. Kazuto Ioka, and team up with your friends to take down bosses like Jai Opetaia vs. David Nyika!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will have you feeling like a real-life adventurer. And don’t even get us started on the player-run events that happen every week – from spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience and see if you have what it takes to come out on top like Naoya Inoue vs. Sam Goodman!

MannersCraft Minecraft Server

Body language, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, confrontation etiquette, Cultural differences, etiquette awareness, international manners, Manners, MannersCraft, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal space, public behavior, public spaces, Respect, retail etiquette, rude behavior, Server, shopping etiquette, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6124
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where personal space is always respected! Are you tired of rude players invading your blocky bubble? Join us and never worry about someone’s stomach touching your virtual butt again!

On our server, we promote good manners and proper etiquette. No more British accent mocking or foreign language insults here! Just good old-fashioned fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over and build your dream world without the fear of someone breathing down your neck. Join us now and experience the most polite and respectful Minecraft community out there! And remember, always say “excuse me” before taking someone’s virtual block of dirt!

CraftyCardCraze

books, co parenting, Court, CraftyCardCraze, Cult, custody, Divorce, education, empowerment, family conflict, freedom, high demand religion, INDEPENDENCE, LGBTQ, library card, parenting, reading, restrictions, Support, YA books

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6061
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Astral Projections Made:	0
Alien Abductions:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2068	Dragon Eggs Found:	9085

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in freedom of choice just like this mom believes in letting her daughter choose her own books!

Join us if you want to break free from the constraints of a “high demand religion” (or cult, as some might say) and live your virtual life on your own terms. Build your own world, create your own rules, and let your creativity run wild!

Just like this mom supports her daughter’s right to education and self-expression, we support your right to build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content. No restrictions here, just endless possibilities and endless fun!

So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where you can be whoever you want to be and do whatever you want to do. And remember, just like this mom, we’ve got your back every step of the way. See you in the game!

HotMinecraftDates

attractive, charisma, denial, HotMinecraftDates, ignored, infatuation, Overlook, physical appearance, red flag, red flag attraction, red flag behavior, red flag dating, red flag mistakes, red flag signs, red flag warning, red flags in dating, red flags in love, red flags in relationships, relationship, toxic behavior, warning signs

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2825
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Votes:	6687	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Void Armor Forged:	30	Emeralds Found:	8937

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate hot spot for all things wild and wacky!

Join us if you’ve ever ignored a red flag just because someone was attractive – because on our server, we embrace all the craziness and chaos that comes with it!

Picture this: you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, only to realize it’s guarded by a group of flirtatious creepers who are just too good looking to resist. Or maybe you’ll come across a village where all the villagers are secretly supermodels in disguise.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and dive headfirst into a world of absurdity and hilarity, then come join us on our server. Who needs red flags when you can have a rainbow of fun instead?

NexusCraft: Save the Ecosystems!

#sustainability, Biodiversity loss, Bonn, climate change, conservation, conservation efforts, ecological balance, ecosystem collapse, ecosystems, Endangered species, environmental crisis, environmental degradation, environmental policy, Environmental Protection, extinction risk, global warming, interlinked, natural ecosystems, nexus approach, NexusCraft, Save, species extinction, United Nations University

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1301
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Void Gems Collected:	26	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

hey u, ya u! wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u why u should! so, like, the united nations university in bonn said nearly one million species are like, at risk of extinction and stuff. but guess what? on our server, u can like, save all those species! u can build epic habitats for them and, like, protect them from all the bad stuff happening in the real world. plus, our natural ecosystems are like, totally not crumbling on our server! they’re thriving and full of life! so come join us and be a hero for all those endangered species! let’s save the world, one block at a time!

Players:	91/800	Votes:	2068
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4