SMPAssholeAlert – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	956
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Looking to join an epic Minecraft SMP where the players are as two-faced as a creeper? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who may seem polite in real life, but in-game, they’ll stab you in the back quicker than you can say “diamond sword”.

And don’t even get us started on the weather – it’s so bad that it’s turned our players into snooty snobs! They’ll look down on you harder than a skeleton aiming its bow at a noob player. But hey, if you can handle the shade thrown your way, then come join us for some crazy adventures and drama that even the Ender Dragon would be jealous of!

DinoLoverzCraft

ancient creatures, ancient extinction events, ancient species, DinoLoverzCraft, Dinosaurs, dodo birds, extinct animals, extinct dinosaurs, extinct species, extinct wildlife, favorite extinct animals, fossilized remains, ice age mammals, mammoths, natural history, Paleontology, passenger pigeons, past 60 million years, prehistoric animals, saber-toothed tigers, Woolly rhinoceros

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8592
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Buildings Constructed:	29	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further because our server is all about extinct animals from the past 60 million years! Join us and ride on the back of a T-Rex while battling a pack of saber-toothed tigers.

Ever wanted to see a woolly mammoth in real life? Well, on our server, you can ride one into battle against a giant sloth! And don’t even get me started on the dodo bird races we have every Sunday.

So if you’re a history buff who loves a good laugh, come join us on our server and experience the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

NukeCraft Server: Argentina’s Atomic Adventure

#sustainability, Adventure, argentina, Argentinas, ATOMIC, Development, electricity, ENERGY, energy independence, energy production, energy security, energy sources, Environment, Expansion, Government, Infrastructure, milei, nuclear energy, nuclear reactors, nukecraft, policy, power, renewable energy, Server, Technology

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	693
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

come join our server for the most explosive experience ever! we have so much nuclear energy, you’ll think you’re in argentina! our reactors are so powerful, they’ll make your minecraft world glow like never before. who needs diamonds when you have radioactive materials to mine? join us now and help us reach our goal of having more reactors than argentina! it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, child soldiers, Conflict, Europe, extremism, foreign policy, hiring children, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israeli targets, KidCraftWarz, Manipulation, MIDDLE EAST, Political, Propaganda, radicalization, SECURITY, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7650
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Runes Activated:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place ever, man. we got kids from iran, like, attacking israeli stuff in europe. it’s like, a total war zone, but in minecraft, ya know? join us if you wanna see some wild action and be part of the most intense battles in the virtual world. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so like, why wouldn’t you wanna be here? come join the madness, bro!

FruitCraft: Pineapple Apple Sense

Ananas comosus, Apple, Botanical, Bromeliad, DELICIOUS, etymology, Food, Fruit, fruitcraft, History, juicy, Language, linguistic evolution, Meaning, name.., Pineapple, Plant, sense, SWEET, Tropical, word origin

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1648
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

join dis epic minecraft server where u can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. our server has a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a giant chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot. also, we have a roller coaster made entirely of cake that takes u on a wild ride through a rainbow jungle. so come on and join the fun, cuz this server is more lit than a lava pit!

SingleCraft – Building Better Lives

building, Community, friendship, Happiness, life satisfaction, lifelong singles, lives, Loneliness, mental health, partnered people, personal fulfillment, personality traits, psychological differences, relationships, research study, self esteem, single people, SingleCraft, Social Connections, social networks, social support, societal norms, well-being

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6084
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Endless Night Skies:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Crops Grown:	7820	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

so like, you know how being single can be a total bummer sometimes? well, on this epic minecraft server, we got you covered! join us and you’ll never feel lonely again, cuz we got a whole crew of awesome players ready to be your new besties!

our server is like a magical land where singles can come together and have a blast building, exploring, and just having a grand old time. forget about those boring old dating apps, on our server, you’ll find true love in the form of epic friendships and hilarious adventures.

we’ve got crazy events like speed building contests, where you can show off your mad building skills and win awesome prizes. plus, our community is super supportive and always there to lend a helping hand or a virtual hug when you need it.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on the most epic minecraft server for singles and let the fun begin! who knows, you might just find your player 2 along the way 😉

MineTool – Freeze Minecraft server with us

Adventure, Anarchy, building, Community, Custom, Duels, Events, Exploration, Fly, Free Donations, FREEZE, Fun, Gaming, Grief, java, Large Online, Minecraft, MineTool, multiplayer, ONLINE, Pirate, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Sandbox, Server, server hosting, Survival, Without Launcher

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7823
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Emeralds Found:	5984
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

The owner of the “MineTool – Freeze with us” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.minetool.pw

Mooshland

armor, Balanced, Chestshops, Community, Currency, Custom, Economy, Events, Interactive, java, laid back, Map, MooshLand, Nations, ONLINE, Rewards, Semi Vanilla, Shops, Tools, Towns, Vanilla

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4318
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7561	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	188	Buildings Constructed:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Mooshland Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Towny	Create your own towns and nations on Earth with friends or strangers.
Jobs	Earn money just by playing Vanilla Minecraft with a simplified job system.
Perks	Earn perks with in-game currency for improvements like flying in your town.
Live Map	An online map to see your location on Earth and view your town from above.
Chest Shops	Buy and sell items to other players in interactive chest shops.
Custom Items	Introduces three sets of tools and armor for more efficient gameplay.
Community Events	Exciting events with rewards for players to participate in.

FAQ

Q: What version does Mooshland run on?

A: Mooshland currently runs on Java 1.21.3.

Q: How can I join Mooshland?

A: Join us today by typing /help in the game and using the IP: mooshland.com

Q: Are there any restrictions on building in Towny?

A: There are no strict restrictions on building in Towny. You are free to create and expand your towns as you wish.

Q: Can I participate in Community Events as a solo player?

A: Absolutely! Community Events are open to all players, whether you are part of a town or playing solo.

Mystic Sands Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, Anonymity, Beliefs, CONSERVATIVE, culture, Curiosity, damaging, exposure, Identity, MENA, MIDDLE EAST, mystic, Normie, North Africa, porn, Realm, Religion, sands, society, Traditions, upbringing, VALUES, Western

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8970
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	48
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through the MENA region, where the only thing conservative is our creeper explosions! Explore virtual worlds and escape the confines of reality, just like escaping the constraints of a conservative upbringing.

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner curiosity and explore new horizons, just like discovering porn for the first time. Who needs the west when you can be a turbo normie in our virtual realm?

Come join us for a crazy adventure that will make you question everything, just like questioning your religious beliefs. Let’s break free from the norm and embrace the chaos of our Minecraft server!

Free Tay K Minecraft SMP

criminal justice, free, free Tay K, Hip Hop, incarceration, injustice, justice system, Legal System, long tail tag, Minecraft, Music (Industry), parole, prison reform, probation, rapper, Rehabilitation, smp, Tay, Tay-K, unfair sentencing, young artist, youth offenders

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	129
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Buildings Constructed:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dimension Hops:	13

Yo, on this Minecraft SMP, we’re all about justice for Tay K! We believe he’s been mining away in that virtual prison for way too long. Join us and help us build a world where Tay K can roam free and finally enjoy some diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll have a chance to participate in a secret quest to break Tay K out of his pixelated prison. Let’s make Minecraft history together, one block at a time!

InLawLand Minecraft Server

assertive communication, Assertiveness, Communication, Cultural awareness, cultural clashes, Cultural differences, cultural misunderstandings, cultural norms, cultural sensitivity, family dynamics, family expectations, handling conflict, in-law conflict, in-law relationships, InLawLand, intercultural relationships, Minecraft, navigating tension, relationship advice, Self Respect, self-confidence, Server, standing up for yourself

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9989
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Buildings Constructed:	16
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Animals Bred:	104
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your cultural differences? Look no further! Join our server where we embrace all cultures, even if they involve talking back to your in-laws!

We understand the struggle of tense relationships with in-laws, that’s why on our server, you can talk back to anyone you want! No need to hold back, let out all your frustrations in the chat.

Just like in real life, on our server, you can assert yourself and stand up for what you believe in. No need to worry about escalating tension, we thrive on drama and chaos!

So come join us on the most culturally diverse Minecraft server out there, where you can be yourself and let your voice be heard. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic for dealing with family drama?

CraftyCarCraze

Accidents, Angry, CAR, CraftyCarCraze, dad, DEBT, Disappointed, DRIVE, Effort, ENTITLEMENT, Grateful, illegal, insurance, License, not accepting, Porsche, Privilege, stepmom, WIBTAH

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8651
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Buildings Constructed:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about insurance for your virtual cars! 🚗💨

Join us and experience the thrill of driving without the fear of lifelong debt hanging over your head. Our virtual roads are safe and accident-free, so you can zoom around without a care in the world.

Who needs a Porsche when you can have a pixelated car in our Minecraft world? Plus, if you do happen to crash (which is highly unlikely), there won’t be any consequences in real life. It’s a win-win situation!

So come on over and leave your insurance worries behind. Drive, build, and have a blast in our crazy Minecraft server. See you there! 🎮🌟

CraftyNotArtsy – Minecraft SMP

Aesthetics, art, Boundaries, Craftsmanship, CraftyNotArtsy, creativity, cultural norms, Expression, imagination, innovation, Interpretation, Minecraft, originality, Overlooked, Perception, perspective, skill, smp, societal standards, Subjective, talent, Unconventional, Unrecognized

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2547
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

OMG you guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, the most lit place to be right now. Like, seriously, you gotta join because we have the most insane builds ever. Like, there’s a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds, and a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall. It’s like, totally wild.

And the best part is, we have the craziest events ever. Like, last week we had a dance party in the Nether and everyone was wearing glow-in-the-dark armor. It was so epic, I couldn’t even handle it. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, we filled someone’s house with a million chickens. It was clucking madness, I tell ya.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. But be warned, once you join, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a black hole of awesomeness.

PlushCraft – Sleepless Nights

bedtime comfort, bedtime routine, childhood memories, comfort objects, cuddly toys, Emotional support, mental health, NIGHTS, Nostalgia, plush toys, PlushCraft, Relaxation, security blankets, sentimental items, sleep aids, sleep associations, sleep companions, sleep patterns, sleep therapy, sleeping habits, sleeping with toys, Sleepless, stuffed animals

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4288
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	102	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Are you tired of sleeping with boring old stuffed animals? Join our Minecraft server and sleep with virtual pandas, unicorns, and even a dragon or two! Our server is so lit, even your stuffed animals will be jealous. Plus, rumor has it that if you sleep with a virtual llama, you’ll have the best dreams of your life. So why settle for teddy bears when you can have a whole virtual zoo in your bed? Join now and upgrade your stuffed animal game to epic proportions!

AuschwitzEscape Minecraft Server

arrest, Auschwitz, AuschwitzEscape, commemoration, Diplomatic tension, european history, fearing, Genocide, historical event, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, liberation anniversary, memorial, Minecraft, Nazi occupation, pm, Poland, political controversy, Server, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6892
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Lol come join dis server, it’s so lit dat even PM scared to come! We got crazy builds like a giant chicken riding a pig and a rollercoaster made of diamonds! Plus, rumor has it dat if u find da secret hidden treasure, u get a lifetime supply of virtual cookies! So what u waiting for? Join now before PM gets arrested by Poland for missing out on all da fun!

XmasMarketAttackerSaudiProIsrael

anti-Islamist, anti-Semitic, attacker, CONTENT, extremism, German, international relations, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, News, Politics, pro Israel, religious extremism, Report, Saudi, SUSPECT, Terrorism, terrorism attack, violence, Xmas market, XmasMarketAttackerSaudiProIsrael

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6758
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that drop diamonds. like, what even is reality anymore, amirite?

join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly.

oh, and get this, our main admin is a talking potato who can grant you three wishes. true story, bro.

come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.