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Trump’s Blocky Diplomacy Minecraft Server

blocky, CANCELLATION, CANCELLED, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, donald trump, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kyiv official, Meeting, Minecraft, news conference, Politics, press conference, Server, Trumps, U.S. request, Ukraine, Ukraine envoy, united states, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3291
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Star Shards Collected:	148	Mines Excavated:	1463
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this totally rad minecraft server and suddenly you’re in the middle of a news conference between Zelenskyy and Donald Trump’s Ukraine envoy. but wait, plot twist! the conference gets cancelled at the U.S. request. like, what even is happening, right?

join our server for all the crazy drama and unexpected twists you never knew you needed in minecraft. who knows what other wild events will happen while you’re building your epic castle or exploring the vast world. come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and pure chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it!

NATOcraft: Zelenskyy Approved!

Alliance, APPROVED, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, Erdogan, european union, foreign policy, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Military, nato, NATOcraft, Partnership, Politics, SECURITY, solidarity, Support, turkey, Ukraine, Ukrainian president, zelenskyy

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4355
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Runes Activated:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	165

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of erdogan and zelenskyy fighting dragons together. yea, u heard right, dragons. and guess what? erdogan himself supports our nato membership and plays on the server too. he even built a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. so come join us for a wild ride of epic battles, secret treasures, and world leaders fighting mythical creatures. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Hand Moisturize Faster Than Feet

beauty, Beauty Tips, dry skin, fast absorption, Faster, feet, foot care, foot moisturizer, Hand, hand care, hand moisturizer, Hands, hydration, long-lasting hydration, Moisturize, moisturizing routine, moisturizing tips, self-care, skincare, Skincare Routine, smooth feet, soft hands

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2286
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6574	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mines Excavated:	2510
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is purple and the pigs wear top hats. why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – you can moisturize your hands twice as fast as your feet on our server. that’s right, no more dry hands for you, buddy.

but that’s not all! we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers do the macarena and the zombies breakdance. you won’t find that on any other server, i can guarantee you that.

plus, our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken. rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for a million diamonds, they got a million diamond blocks falling on their head. oops.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server today. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you?

Foggy Water Tech Server

#sustainability, arid climates, atmospheric water harvesting, climate change, driest regions, Environmental Science, Fog, fog collectors, foggy, fresh water, hydrology, innovation, liters per square meter, optimal conditions, renewable resources, scientists, Server, Tech, Technology, Water, water conservation, water purification, water scarcity, Water Security

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	714
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Zombie Dances:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Villages Defended:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even scientists are getting in on the action? Well, buckle up buttercup, cuz we got fog collectors that can turn that misty stuff into fresh water like it’s no big deal. Imagine sippin’ on that sweet, sweet H2O while building your epic castle or battling mobs like a boss. We’re talkin’ 0.2 to 5 liters per square meter daily – that’s enough to keep you hydrated for days, fam. And if you’re lucky and the stars align, you could be guzzlin’ down a whopping 10 liters per square meter. So come join us on this insane Minecraft server and let’s turn that fog into liquid gold, baby!

Elixir Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, 404 edition, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug dependence, drug recovery, drug recovery community, drug recovery journey, drug recovery motivation, drug recovery resources, drug recovery success stories, drug recovery support, drug rehabilitation, drug relationships, drug use, drugfeel, Drugs, elixir, erowid.org, Misaki, Previous thread, psychonautwiki.org, Realm

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1597
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land filled with pixelated wonders and blocky adventures.

Imagine finding your very own Misaki in this virtual world – would you stop mining for diamonds and start mining for love?

This server is like a trip to the moon on a rainbow unicorn, it’s that epic. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life.

Don’t be a square, join us now and let’s build some memories together!

ToiletTroubleCraft

adulting, apartment living, bathroom etiquette, Boundaries, cleaning, cleanliness, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Expectations, household chores, hygiene, living together, personal space, poop stains, relationship issues, Respect, responsibilities, self-care, toilet cleaning, ToiletTroubleCraft

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9055
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ores Mined:	5633
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Potions Brewed:	49
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Are you tired of dealing with poop stains in your toilet every morning? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where toilets clean themselves! No more arguing with your boyfriend about who should clean up after themselves – our magical toilets will take care of everything for you. Plus, our one bedroom, one bathroom apartments come with a built-in poop stain prevention system, so you’ll never have to see another skid mark again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the Toilet Fairy, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch her in the act of cleaning a toilet. Rumor has it that one lucky player wished for a lifetime supply of toilet paper and never had to worry about running out again.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to poop stains and arguments forever! Trust us, your relationship will thank you.

Ukraine vs Russia: Minecraft Edition

aggression, Analysis, Conflict, Diplomacy, Edition, Explanation, foreign relations, international affairs, Invasion, investigation, Media, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, republicans, russia, trump, Truth, Ukraine, US government, War

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4228
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6266	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Mines Excavated:	3490
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a crazy theory that Ukraine actually started the war with Russia by sending a fleet of explosive pigs into Moscow! Join us and uncover the truth behind this epic piggy plot. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamond armor and enchanted weapons guarded by a squad of dancing llamas. So come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those sneaky Ukrainian pigs!

BlockyBuddy Minecraft Server

Alliance, Allies, BlockyBuddy, Conflict, Diplomacy, Disintegrates, foreign policy, friendship, Geopolitical, global affairs, international relations, Loss, Minecraft, Partnership, Sadness, Server, solidarity, sorrow, Support, Tension, Ukraine, uncertainty, united states

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4430
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
New Chunks Explored:	316640	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Love Letters Sent:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit fam. we’ve got, like, unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz. but, like, here’s the kicker – we’ve also got a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds and, like, a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon who breathes fire and can fly you around the server in style? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

plus, our community is, like, super tight-knit and supportive. we’ve got each other’s backs like a pack of wolves protecting their alpha.

so, like, come join us on this wild adventure and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together. who needs boring old partnerships when you’ve got a server this awesome, amirite?

ZelenskiyCraft: Shut Up & Obey Trump

authoritarianism, controversy, criticism, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, JD Vance, leadership, News, obedience, obey, Politics, power dynamics, shut, Statement, trump, Ukraine, us politics, Warning, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1109
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

so like, imagine this epic Minecraft server where you can build your own little world and stuff, right? but get this, the owner is like a mix between a unicorn and a ninja turtle, so you know it’s gonna be wild!

join this server if you wanna see pigs flying and cows doing backflips, because anything is possible in this crazy land. plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie, it’s lit!

oh, and did i mention there’s a giant diamond castle guarded by a dragon made out of cheese? yeah, you heard me right. come join the fun and let your imagination run wild on this wacky Minecraft server!

EliteCraft: Vote for Competence

competence, EliteCraft, facial cues, Higher social class, Judging, long tail tags, politicians, prioritize, rely, social class voters, Vote, voters

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	244
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	309	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1362

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, if you wanna be in the cool kids club, you gotta join this server. all the higher social class voters are here, and they totally know what’s up. they only hang with the most competent players, so if you wanna be in their crew, you gotta show off your skills.

and get this, man. they rely on facial cues to judge politicians, so you know they got some serious discernment skills. if you can impress them with your sick building and redstone skills, you’ll be like, their new best friend.

plus, there are some insane stories going around about this server. like, apparently, there’s a secret underground base where all the elite players hang out and plan world domination. and rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds somewhere in the server, just waiting to be found.

so, like, if you wanna be part of the elite crew, show off your skills, and uncover some epic secrets, you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Men vs Women World War 1.21.4

1.21.4, battle of the sexes, Conflict Resolution, Femininity, feminism, gender discrimination, gender dynamics, gender empowerment, gender equality, gender harmony, Gender issues, gender relations, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender war, global conflict, Masculinity, Men, peace negotiations, social change, societal upheaval, War, war strategy, Women, world

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9193
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Votes:	6071	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	20

Bro, imagine if Minecraft was the battleground for this epic battle! Join our server for the ultimate gender war experience!

We got dudes building fortresses with diamond armor and chicks casting spells with enchanted potions!

Choose your side and fight for supremacy in this wacky world where anything goes!

Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join now and let the gender war begin!

ExWifeExLifeCraft

anger, Blame, Divorce, Emotional Abuse, ex wife, ExWifeExLifeCraft, family, financial responsibility, Friends, Harassment, housework, ISOLATION, mediator., mental health, mutual friends, no contact, Pets, polyamorous, relationship, Support, Therapy

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8040
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Chimeras Created:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	17

Are you tired of being trapped in a Minecraft server with a tight collar and a leash that only lets you go so far? Join our server for a breath of fresh air and freedom! Our server is a polyamorous paradise where you can build relationships with multiple players and live harmoniously together.

We guarantee that you won’t be emotionally abused by our admins, unlike some other servers out there. No more getting screamed at for a speck of dust out of place or for being a minute late to a virtual event. Our admins are here to support you and make sure you have a great time.

And don’t worry about being financially screwed over on our server. We won’t demand outrageous payments for emotional damage caused by leaving the server. You can keep your virtual car and we won’t force you to pay for someone else’s therapy sessions.

So come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be flushing down the toilet is your enemies in PvP battles. Build, explore, and have a blast without any drama or emotional baggage. See you in the game!

90sFilmFanaticMC SMP

1990s film, 90s cinema, 90sFilmFanaticMC, all-time favorite movies, award-winning films, best movie, cinematic masterpieces, classic films, cult classics, film analysis, film buffs, Film Critics, film industry, film recommendations, iconic movies, movie enthusiasts, movie lovers, must watch films, popular films, smp, top movies, Top Picks

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9321
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

OMG you guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally lit? Like, you gotta join because we have the most insane builds and the craziest players ever. Like, one time, we had a player who built a giant banana house and another player who rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. It was bananas, I tell ya!

And like, the best part is that we have this secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties every Saturday night. You gotta see it to believe it, it’s like a rave in the Nether. Plus, we have this super rare diamond armor that gives you the power to fly and shoot lasers out of your eyes. It’s like something out of a 1990s sci-fi movie, I swear.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP server and experience the most epic adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, the first rule of Fight Club is to always bring your diamond sword. LOL!

CraftyGenius

astute decision, brainy choice, bright move, brilliant idea, Clever, clever maneuver, crafty decision, CraftyGenius, Intelligent, intelligent choice, prudent choice, Quick Thinking, resourceful move, savvy choice, savvy move, sharp move, shrewd action, Smart, strategic move, wise decision, wise move

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8593
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Zombie Dances:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Enchantments Applied:	296

Have you ever built a roller coaster that launches you into the sky and lands you in a pool of lava? No? Well, you haven’t lived until you’ve joined our Minecraft server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera, and more explosions than a Michael Bay movie. So come on down and show us what you’ve got, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy, chaotic world!

CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server

Allies, America, Canada-US relations, Canadians, CraftyCanucks, Diplomacy, enemy country, foreign policy, global perspective, international affairs, international relations, Minecraft, negative view, neighbors, North America, opinion, Perception, Politics, poll, public opinion, Server, survey, united states

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9543
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

so like, this server is like the coolest place to be, like ever. we got like, flying pigs and talking cows and stuff. it’s like a whole new world, man.

join us if you wanna ride a llama into battle or build a castle out of diamonds. we even have a secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest items.

rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken.

so come on, join us on this epic adventure and show those pesky Canadians who’s boss. they’ll be begging to be our friends once they see all the cool stuff we have.

Players:	103/100	Votes:	4439
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	438	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	9992
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Votes:	6241