SMP_DaveMeltzerIsRetarded | New Minecraft Servers 2025

The Monarchy

BETRAYAL, cobwebs, Conflicts, Custom Recipes, diamond armor, discord server, exp bottles, fire crown, friendly community, kings crown, luck crown, Minecraft, Mob Heads, Monarchy, netherite crowns, Server, smp, strength crown, Teams, totem of undying, Tridents, uncraftable items, water crown

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1350
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Alien Abductions:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Normal private Minecraft server with custom recipes to obtain uncraftable items and unique netherite crowns.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I obtain uncraftable items?	There are custom recipes in place to obtain items like cobwebs, tridents, mob heads, totem of undying, exp bottles, and more.
What are the unique netherite crowns?	There are four unique netherite crowns – Luck Crown, Strength Crown, Fire Crown, Water Crown, and the powerful Kings Crown with various positive effects.
Can I form teams to acquire crowns?	Yes, players can create teams to try and obtain the crowns, but there is a chance of betrayal due to their power.
How should I approach gameplay?	Players can choose to be peaceful, engage in wars, or remain neutral to capitalize on conflicts within the server.
How can I join the server?	Apply on the Discord server and follow all listed rules. Contact ‘domy0160’ on Discord to join.

Cosmic Nexus 1.20

Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Cosmic, Crimzon Ruze, Entertainment, Gaming, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Graduated members, hololive, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Live Stream, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Music, Nexus, Octavio, Regis Altare, songs playlist, virtual youtuber

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	502
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Enchantments Applied:	79
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Potions Brewed:	59
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a psychedelic trip through a rainbow dimension filled with flying llamas and dancing creepers. It’s like if Willy Wonka designed a Minecraft world on acid, man. Plus, the admins are like mystical wizards who grant wishes and turn diamonds into cheeseburgers. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server, unless you’re allergic to epicness and fun, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join now and let your inner unicorn shine!

SisTripCancelled Minecraft Server

AITAH, canceling trip, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family distance, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, family misunderstandings, family obligations., family priorities, family responsibilities, family sacrifices, Family Support, Family Values, hanging up, Minecraft, Server, sibling relationships, SisTripCancelled

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9608
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more family-friendly than your own dysfunctional family? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive comments from your siblings or guilt trips for missing family gatherings.

Join us for a server full of fun, laughter, and no judgment for canceling plans due to a stomach virus. Our virtual nieces and nephews are always happy to see you, even if you’re feeling under the weather.

And don’t worry about purchasing your own plane tickets here – we’ll cover all your virtual travel expenses. So come join us and leave the family drama behind! Who needs real siblings when you have a whole Minecraft community to hang out with?

CraftyCookmasDrama

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8642
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Mines Excavated:	4353
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a toddler on a sugar rush? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with authoritarian MILs, Peking duck drama, and gaslighting galore!

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through the insanity of planning elaborate dinners, dealing with incorrect ingredients, and getting yelled at for innocent chuckles. And who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a heated family argument over cooking mishaps!

So if you’re ready to experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions and questionable cooking choices, join our server now! Just remember, the show must go on, even if it means facing the wrath of a hangry MIL. Let the chaos begin!

BankHoursSuckButMineCraftsFun

accessibility, Availability, BankHoursSuckButMineCraftsFun, Banking, banking hours, Banks, business hours, convenience, customer convenience, customer service, extended hours, financial services, long hours, opening hours

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5525
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Crops Grown:	7117	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Are you tired of banks thinking they can control your schedule? Well, our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the ultimate freedom of banking whenever you want, wherever you want. Need to deposit some diamonds at 3 am? No problem! Want to withdraw some emeralds while fighting off creepers? We got you covered! Say goodbye to boring old bank hours and hello to the wildest banking experience of your life. Join now and start living your financial dreams in the virtual world!

YeolCraft: Presidential Arrest!

Accountability, arrest, Asia, charges, Corruption, criminal, Democracy, En route, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, leadership, Police, Politics, PRESIDENTIAL, scandal, seoul, South Korean president, YeolCraft, Yoon Suk Yeol

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8723
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	New Chunks Explored:	441003
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Alien Abductions:	1

omg u guys u gotta join this server its so lit u might even get arrested by the police like the south korean president Yoon Suk Yeol!!! imagine the chaos and drama u can cause in this server, it’s like a real-life soap opera but in minecraft form. come join us and see if u can outsmart the authorities and become the ultimate minecraft criminal mastermind. hurry before the police catch u and take u away like they did to president Yoon Suk Yeol, it’s gonna be a wild ride full of twists and turns. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and see if u can survive the madness!!! 🚓🚨🔥

Empire of Blocks

Alternate Reality, ancient civilizations, blocks, cultural transformation, cyberpunk future, dystopian society, Empire, empire-building, FANTASY, futuristic past, historical fiction, History, Medieval Era, parallel universe, roman empire, science fiction, societal change, speculative fiction, Technology, time period, time travel, Worldbuilding

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7918
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

imagine a minecraft server where the medieval era is like a cyberpunk future for the roman empire. u can ride dragons with laser eyes and battle against robot knights with chainsaw swords. the castles are made of rainbow blocks and the villagers wear neon spandex. join us if u want to experience the most epic crossover in minecraft history. plus, our admin is a talking llama who can grant u three wishes. come join the madness, u won’t regret it!

Deep Coral Escape

adaptation, climate change, coral, coral bleaching, Coral Reefs, corals, deep, deep water, ecological balance, environmental impact, Escape, global warming, Heat Tolerance, Marine Biology, marine habitats, marine life, marine species, ocean conservation, ocean ecosystems, ocean temperature, shallow water, species migration, warming waters

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9333
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Buildings Constructed:	50
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Chimeras Created:	4

come join our minecraft server where corals are like, yo, we gotta dip to the deep waters cuz the surface is too hot for us. but then the deep water corals are like, nah man, it’s too hot down here too. but then the shallow water corals are like, we can handle the heat, we’re chill like that. so they all hang out together and have a coral party like no other. join us for the craziest underwater adventure ever, where corals are the life of the party and heat tolerance is the name of the game. dive in and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Tower Defense

Adventure, Battles, Bosses, Conquer, Cool Towers, Defense, Dynamic Classes, ENEMY, Friends, Minecraft, Minigames, Party System, R&B, Skills, strategies, strategy, teamwork, Tower, Tower Defense, Ultimate, Unique

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1018
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Towns Built:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

RB: Tower Defense
Overview	The Ultimate Minecraft Tower Defense Experience! Are you ready for a new kind of adventure in Minecraft? RB: Tower Defense brings you a thrilling, fast-paced, and action-packed tower defense game like no other!

Why You’ll Love RB: Tower Defense:
🏰 Cool and Unique Towers: Build and upgrade towers with exciting abilities to dominate the battlefield.
⚔️ Dynamic Classes: Choose from a variety of classes and join the fight against waves of enemies.
👹 Unique Bosses: Face off against challenging bosses that will test your strategy and teamwork.
🤯 Play as the Enemy: Switch sides and become part of the enemy team to spice things up!
🎉 Party System: Team up with your friends and defend together or challenge them for ultimate bragging rights.

Whether you’re defending solo or coordinating epic battles with your crew, RB: Tower Defense offers endless hours of fun. Sharpen your skills, experiment with different strategies, and conquer every level!

Join the adventure today! Server IP: towerdefense.xyz Discord: https://discord.gg/BMHhm4hP3T

Are you ready to rise as the ultimate defender? Let the battles begin!

FAQ

1. Can I play RB: Tower Defense with my friends?

Yes, RB: Tower Defense has a party system where you can team up with your friends to defend together or challenge them for bragging rights.

2. Are there different classes in RB: Tower Defense?

Yes, RB: Tower Defense offers dynamic classes for players to choose from and join the fight against waves of enemies.

3. How do I upgrade towers in RB: Tower Defense?

You can upgrade towers with exciting abilities to dominate the battlefield in RB: Tower Defense.

4. Can I play as the enemy in RB: Tower Defense?

Yes, RB: Tower Defense allows you to switch sides and become part of the enemy team to spice things up.

5. Where can I find the server IP for RB: Tower Defense?

You can find the server IP at towerdefense.xyz.

6. How can I join the RB: Tower Defense Discord server?

You can join the RB: Tower Defense Discord server at https://discord.gg/BMHhm4hP3T.

Nostalgic Adventure 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, childhood favorites, childhood gaming, childhood memories, childhood pastime, classic games, gaming memories, gaming nostalgia, gaming nostalgia trip, gaming recollections, Gaming Throwback, Nostalgia, nostalgic, old school gaming, reliving childhood, Reminiscing, replay game, retro gaming, retro gaming experience, throwback gaming, video games, vintage games

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9441
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Animals Bred:	56	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

OMG, u gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like replaying ur fave game from childhood but on crack! It’s so good, it’s like a nostalgia trip on steroids, man.

Join for the LOLs, join for the chaos, join for the sheer mind-bending experience of reliving ur childhood in a whole new way.

Trust me, once you step into this server, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like stepping into a time machine made of pixelated blocks and pure insanity.

Don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now and prepare to have ur mind blown in the weirdest, most awesome way possible.

NoRideTwiceForYou

bad impression, BYOB, conflicting feelings, ENTITLEMENT, female solidarity, grown adult, halloween night, mutual friend, New Years party, NoRideTwiceForYou, party dynamics, party etiquette, party guest, planning ahead, refusing favors, ride home, rude behavior, social graces, Transportation, Uber

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8210
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from entitled party guests like Ashley? Look no further! Our server is a safe haven from demanding divas who expect you to be their personal chauffeur. Join us and never worry about being guilt-tripped into giving a ride to someone who brings nothing to the party but attitude. Plus, we have a strict no-bitchy-librarian policy in place, so you can game in peace without any snarky comments about your smile. Trust us, our server is the place to be for drama-free fun and epic adventures. Join now and leave entitled Ashleys in the dust!

MentalBlockCraft

coping mechanisms, mental health, mental health acceptance, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health education, mental health empowerment, mental health healing., mental health journey, mental health positivity, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health struggles, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, Mental Wellness, MentalBlockCraft, self-care, Therapy

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	228
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Are you tired of your brain playing tricks on you like a sneaky little creeper in Minecraft? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our server, your mental health will be as stable as a perfectly crafted diamond sword! Join us and escape the real world where your brain is your worst enemy and enter a virtual paradise where the only thing trying to kill you is a pesky zombie. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where your mental health can finally chill out and enjoy the game!

Warrior’s Honor: Enlist & Craft

active-duty soldiers, Craft, dignity-oriented states, enlist, Honor, honor code, Honor culture, honor culture influence, honor society, honor traditions, honor values, honor-bound soldiers, honor-oriented states, identity formation, military culture, military enlistment rates, military honor, military identity, military recruitment, military service, us military, warrior ethos, warrior mindset, Warriors

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4107
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got honor culture linked to military stuff and identity formation and all dat jazz. Our server be like a boot camp for Minecraft warriors, where u gotta embrace dat “warrior mindset” and stuff.

We got soldiers with strong ties to honor culture, so u know it’s gonna be lit. Plus, honor-oriented states have higher enlistment rates, so u know we ain’t messin’ around. Join now and become a Minecraft warrior like no other! Let’s goooo!

Classic Prison

airdrops, B Ward, bedrock server, Blackmarket, Cell PvP, classic, commissary, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Fishing, Guards, Koth, og, Playershops, Prison, Progression, PvP, Quests, warzone, Website

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5895
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	850086
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Server Information
IP: dnmc.net
Port: 19132
Version: Bedrock

Features
Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system.
PvP Events: Participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Non-P2W: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression:

Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage.
Quests: NPCs help players progress faster.
Commissary: Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops.
Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.
Guards: Coming soon to add another layer of challenge.

For more details, check our website or join the community on Discord:

Website: https://dnmc.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB
Cinematic Trailer: https://youtube.com/shorts/05_x96H3Zq4?feature=share

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

Cosmic Redstone Empire 1.20.5

1.20.5, America, Attacks, Bezmenov, closest allies, Cold War tactics, Conspiracy, Cosmic, destroy America, elon musk, Empire, Espionage, KGB agent, Misinformation, political interference, pro-Russian stooges, Propaganda, psychological warfare, Redstone, Russian influence, subversion, UK Government, Ukraine, Wake Up

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2808
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride of chaos and destruction! We’re out here trying to destroy America from within, just like in those crazy conspiracy theories. We even attack America’s closest allies, like the UK, and try to replace their government with pro-Russian stooges. And of course, we attack Ukraine because why not, right? It’s all part of the plan, man. Bezmenov knew what was up, and now we’re living it in Minecraft form. So come join us and help bring down the system, one block at a time!

Players:	95/500	Votes:	6422
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Void Gems Collected:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81