SMP_DaveMeltzerIsRetarded | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MomApologyMC Server

aita, apologies, Apology, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Decision making, emotional boundaries, family, family dynamics, Grandparents, Kids, MomApologyMC, parenting, parents, relationships, Respect, Server, setting boundaries

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3924
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries? Look no further! Our server is like a fortress of boundaries, keeping out unwanted hugs and unsolicited kisses like a pro. Join us and experience the thrill of setting limits and sticking to them, just like our players stick to their diamond armor.

Our server is so boundary-focused, even the creepers know to keep their distance. And if anyone tries to cross the line, our mods will swoop in like superheroes to protect your personal space.

So come join us on this epic adventure of setting boundaries and sticking to them, just like this family did with their overbearing mom. Who needs a sword when you have clear communication skills and a strong sense of self? Let’s build a world where boundaries are respected and drama is left at the door. See you in the game!

FiancéFailsMC

Accommodation, child friendly, Commitment, Communication, Community, FAITH, family, Feedback, Fiance, FiancéFailsMC, future husband, godfather, Marriage, motherly, moving too fast, new year’s eve, questioning commitment, relationship, Religion, Upset, young love

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9068
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Zombie Dances:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in family values and commitment… just like OP’s fiancé, or so we thought! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and unexpected twists, just like the time OP tried to win over her fiancé’s heart by hosting the ultimate New Year’s Eve party for his friend’s son.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the shocking moment when OP’s fiancé accuses her of trying to “buy a child’s affections” and not paying enough attention to him on their first New Year’s together. Will OP be able to navigate through this relationship rollercoaster or will she be left questioning her fiancé’s commitment just like you’ll be questioning your sanity after joining our server?

So why join our Minecraft server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such juicy drama and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end? Plus, we have virtual snacks and drinks to keep you fueled up for all the drama-filled adventures ahead. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let the chaos begin!

Ugh, Creeper!

ANNOYING, annoying expressions, annoying habits, annoying people, annoying phrases, annoying tendencies, bothersome, bothersome language, common sayings, creeper, frustrating, grating, irksome, IRRITATING, irritating behaviors, irritating sayings, overused phrases, Pet Peeves, phrases, Repetitive, Ugh, vexing

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3651
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Crops Grown:	1451	Magic Crystals Found:	11

Tired of hearing “git gud” every time you lose a PvP battle? Join our epic Minecraft server where the only phrase you’ll hear is “OMG, how did you do that?!” Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. So come join us and show off your mad skills – who knows, you might even impress Herobrine himself!

ShadowFleetSabotageCraft

Baltic cable cut, Baltic Sea, cyber attack, damaged cable, Dec. 25, Espionage, european union, Finish agency, Finnish authorities, international relations, investigation, maritime security, NATO intervention, Russia shadow fleet, Russian involvement, sabotage, Sanna Sonninen, security breach, ShadowFleetSabotageCraft, submarine cables, tanker search

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2817
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have tanks and cables and shadow fleets oh my! we have crazy adventures like searching for tankers and cutting cables in the baltic sea. sanna sonninen is our director and she’s always on the lookout for russian shadow fleets trying to sabotage our server. join us on dec. 25 for some epic cable cutting action and see if you can uncover the truth behind the tanker mystery. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on board and join the madness!

survival! Minecraft server

Active, Adventure, building, Community, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Free donation, Friendly, minecraft server, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Survival, survival mode

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4935
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	16

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Eden SMP

community arcade, Community Builds, Community Farm, community project, derogatory language, dragon fight, Eden, end dimension, Game Nights, glitches, Griefing, hacked clients, multiplayer, personal farm, shopping district, smp, Spawn area, spawn town, stealing, Survival, trolling, Vanilla, world terrain, x-ray resource packs

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8557
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Welcome to Eden SMP!

We are a survival multiplayer server focused on the vanilla experience. Our beautiful meadows-themed spawn area serves a neutral ground for all players to interact and collaborate!

Our Rules:

Do not engage in any form of griefing, stealing, or trolling

Do not use any hacked clients or x-ray resource packs

Do not exploit any glitches

Do not use any derogatory language

Respect other players

Respect world terrain (no dirt houses or permanent 1×1 pillars)

Do not enter the end dimension until the server-wide dragon fight

Spawn Town:

Spawn coordinates are (0,0) feel free to build a starter home nearby! Our shopping district will be situated west of spawn for players to buy/sell materials! Please remember that each shop should focus on a specific item or theme, and we encourage you to construct separate buildings for different shops.

Community Builds:

If you are interested in collaborating on a community project, check out our sign-up list for ideas or propose your own. Please note, if you are building a farm that involves a shared public space it must be made into a community farm and not a personal one.

Community Arcade:

You are all invited to build a game at our community arcade, located north of the spawn. If there is enough interest, we may host regular game nights!

Join us at Eden SMP:

Apply here to join our community: Application Form

Echoing Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, college, early 2000s, Echoing, Egyptian, Fiction, incel, little brother, loser character, Panties, peeping, Realms, School, showering, skins, socks, twin sisters, verbal destruction, wanking, Zeitgeist

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8185
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want a wild ride like the one in “Skins” but with a twist! We have a special feature where you can collect virtual panties and socks to use as weapons against your enemies. Just like the little brother in the show, you can peep on your fellow players and face the consequences when they catch you in the act. Our server is a chaotic mix of sibling rivalry and incel energy, so come join the fun if you’re ready for a crazy adventure!

BritHumor Minecraft Server

BritHumor, british culture, british people, comedic shows, cross-cultural humor, cultural appreciation, cultural jokes, cultural sensitivity, cultural understanding, friend dynamics, humor, insensitive, joking, joking boundaries, Korean people, Minecraft, offensive, Server, social faux pas, social interactions, Stereotypes

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9693
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Ores Mined:	9425	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your comedic needs! Join us and experience the wackiest adventures in the blocky world.

We have British people, Korean people, and even aliens (yes, they’re real on our server)! Make jokes, have fun, and never worry about offending anyone because we embrace all types of humor.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can joke about anything and everything, join us now! Who knows, you might even meet a real-life British person (or maybe just a really good accent impersonator). Let the laughter begin!

UglyFriendGateCraft

appearance standards, attraction, avoiding awkward situations, body image, Communication, compatibility, Conflict Resolution, DATING, friend groups, Friendship Dynamics, honesty in relationships, personality differences, physical appearance, physical preferences, relationship advice, relationship boundaries, setting up friends, social etiquette, social interactions, UglyFriendGateCraft

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8874
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	6621	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we matchmake players like never before! Just like this guy’s girlfriend trying to set up her friend with a lawyer, we’ll set you up with the perfect mining buddy!

Imagine a world where you and your new mining partner are exploring caves together, fighting off creepers, and building the most epic structures. Who cares if one of you is a bit more conventionally attractive than the other? It’s all about teamwork and having fun!

Join our server and let us play matchmaker with your Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find your perfect block-building soulmate. And hey, if things get awkward, just blame it on the Ender Dragon. It’s always causing drama anyway.

AwkwardDaterMC SMP

advice, awkward moments, AwkwardDaterMC, Beginners, Body language, Communication, Confidence, DATING, dating advice, dating etiquette, dating tips, first dates, Honesty, love, Men, mistakes to avoid, relationships, romance, self improvement, smp, Tips, understanding signals

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4557
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Ores Mined:	3156	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Dimension Hops:	5

OMG guys, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you should totally join! Like, imagine a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what our server is like. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs (just make sure not to get too close, lol). Plus, we have this crazy tradition where every full moon we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild, trust me. So if you wanna join in on the fun and make some new friends who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a diamond pickaxe, you’re gonna need it 😉💎🔨 #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrMissOut #BobTheCreeperIsBae

CraftyCreeperClap

anxiety, Awareness, counseling, CraftyCreeperClap, Diagnosis, education, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional impact, fear, health, Medical, Prevention, reaction, Results, sexually transmitted disease, shame, std, stigma, Support, Testing, Treatment

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4590
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Holy Grails Found:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to play Minecraft! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers! But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels to become the ultimate Chicken Champion! And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, complete with twists, turns, and flaming zombie pigmen!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring old servers.

KyivCraft: French Desertion Fiasco

155th Brigade, alleged, Anne of Kyiv, Army, BETRAYAL, Conflict, current events, desertion, eastern europe, Europe, Fiasco, French, French-trained, international relations, investigation, KyivCraft, loyalty, mass desertion, Military, military training, News, soldiers, Ukraine, War

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5282
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Secret Passages Found:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Villages Defended:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

haha bro u gotta join this server, it’s like the wildest ride u ever been on. we got ukraine investigating some crazy mass desertion of this french-trained 155th brigade, like wtf is even happening. but don’t worry, our server ain’t got no deserters, just a bunch of crazy gamers ready to take on any challenge.

join us and be a part of the ‘Anne of Kyiv’ brigade, we ain’t french-trained but we sure know how to have a good time. build epic castles, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover some mysterious conspiracies along the way. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next hero of our server, leading us to victory against all odds.

so what u waiting for? come join the madness, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. see u in the game, bro!

Poop Before Stroop – Minecraft Server

athletes, cognitive function, Cognitive Speed, digestion, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, Improves, mental performance., Minecraft, Performance, physical performance, Poop, pooping, research, Server, Small Study, Stroop, Stroop Test, study, Training, Triathletes, triathlon

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7610
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	181	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

hey u! u wanna join a minecraft server that will BLOW UR MIND?! well, let me tell u about this CRAZY server where we did a small study on triathletes and found out that pooping before taking the Stroop test actually improves cognitive speed and performance!

I know, it sounds INSANE, but trust me, it’s TRUE! imagine pooping before every test and becoming a MINECRAFT GENIUS!

So come join us on this server where we poop before every challenge and dominate the game like never before! who knew that the key to success in minecraft was in the bathroom all along?! don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity, join now and become a POOPING PRODIGY!

256Forever

256Forever, chest, Community, Essentials, gameplay, Land Claims, Map, Materials, Minecraft, multiplayer, New faces, Players, Plugins, pre generated, Semi Vanilla, Server, Simple, Spawn, Survival, unique loot

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9053
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8763
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.256forever.net
Discord	https://discord.256forever.net

This is a very small semi-vanilla server with a brand new map and limited plugins. We are still gathering materials to build a spawn together. There are basic things like essentials and land claims and lootin’. The Lootin plugin makes it so you get unique loot from pre-generated chests. As more people join I may add more plugins, as well as some I have developed, but I wanted to keep gameplay simple for now. Averaging at around 5~ players, we’re hoping to see some new faces around 🙂

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How many players are usually online?	On average, around 5 players are online.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to the server rules posted in the Discord server.
Can I request for specific plugins to be added?	You can suggest plugins in the Discord server, and the admin may consider adding them.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed. Please respect other player’s builds and belongings.

Anime Lovebirds 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, anime romance, anime ships, Best Anime Couple, Best Video Game Couples, gaming couples, lovebirds, Makoto Niijima, OTPs, persona 5, persona 5 characters, Persona 5 Romance, Persona series, ren amamiya, Ren and Makoto, Ren and Makoto Love Story, Ren and Makoto Persona 5, Ren and Makoto Persona Series., Ren and Makoto Relationship, RPG Couples, Video Game Couples

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8270
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ores Mined:	7134
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Villages Defended:	10

Yo, bro, forget about Ren and Makoto from Persona 5, come join our Minecraft server instead!

Why, you ask? Well, because on our server, you can build a giant statue of Ren and Makoto out of diamond blocks!

And guess what? We have a secret underground dungeon where you can roleplay as Ren and Makoto and fight off evil mobs together!

Plus, we have a special potion that turns you into a cat so you can meow your way through the game like a true ninja!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner Ren and Makoto in the wackiest Minecraft adventure ever!

Players:	104/600	Votes:	1934
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magic Items Found:	1242	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9622	Alien Abductions:	4