Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with gentlemanly toasts, outrageous battles, and jolly cooperation with your battle brothers.

In this server, you’ll embark on quests to defeat the Ender Dragon while sipping on virtual tea and discussing the latest patch updates. Need a break from the action? Dive into our lore section filled with stories that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

But wait, there’s more! Join our steam group for jolly coop/PvP sessions and exchange secret codes like a true warrior. And if you encounter any matchmaking issues, fear not! Our dedicated team of developers will guide you back to the main menu faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.”

So grab your sword, put on your armor, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Join us now and become a part of the legendary Dude Wall – where only the bravest and most hilarious players dare to tread. See you in the game, fellow warriors!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 103/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Arduous Journey: Where Minecraft Enjoyment Goes to Die… but in a Fun Way! ⛏️

    Arduous Journey: Where Minecraft Enjoyment Goes to Die… but in a Fun Way! ⛏️
    Arduous Journey <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/real-life-craft-funny/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Arduous Journey Minecraft Server

    Brief Overview:

    Description Arduous Journey is a challenging Modpack server with custom mods, datapacks, multiple bosses, good performance, and unique gameplay mechanics.
    Playerbase Small playerbase started two weeks ago, looking for more players to join the fun.
    PVP PVP allowed with rules in place to ensure fairness and respect among players.
    Server Times 12pm to 1am EST | 5pm to 6am BST | 9am to 10pm PDT | 6pm-7am CEST
    Links Modpack Link
    Discord: Join Discord

    FAQ

    What is Arduous Journey?

    It is everything you expect in a Modpack, then more. Custom mods & datapacks, multiple bosses, good performance, difficulty increasing over time based on in-game progression, and unique mobs and mechanics.

    Is the server active?

    The server playerbase is small but growing, looking for more players to join the fun.

    Are there rules for PVP?

    Yes, PVP is allowed but with set rules to ensure fair gameplay such as no offline raiding or stealing land.

    Are there specific server times?

    Server Times: 12pm to 1am EST | 5pm to 6am BST | 9am to 10pm PDT | 6pm-7am CEST

    Where can I find more information and join the server?

    You can find the Modpack Link and join the Discord here.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 24 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than accidentally becoming a prostitute in Japan! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this insane story. Explore our virtual world and see what surprises await you around every corner. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a bathtub with a mysterious stranger, but hopefully without the awkward aftermath. So come join us for a gaming experience that’s as unpredictable as life itself, but with way more blocky graphics and creepers. See you there!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Falling into the Void: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Star Shards Collected: 286

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

    I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP
    Tired of feeling like a background character in someone else’s love story? Join our Minecraft SMP and become the main character of your own epic adventure! No more scrolling through social media feeling invisible – on our server, you’ll be treated like royalty by our community of players who will worship the ground you walk on (virtually, of course).

    Forget about those perfect girls with their perfect boyfriends – on our server, you’ll find love and acceptance from fellow players who appreciate you for exactly who you are. Who needs a real-life boyfriend when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend who will build you a castle and slay dragons for you?

    So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the mundane reality of being unnoticed and unappreciated, and join our Minecraft SMP where you’ll be the star of the show. Because here, everyone is good enough, cute enough, smart enough, and interesting enough – especially you!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Endless Legions Commanded: 48 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • CraftyGFs BdayArtGate

    CraftyGFs BdayArtGate
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all forms of art, even the most… unique ones! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of hanging up a print of your girlfriend’s ass and legs on your virtual walls. Our server is a safe space for all kinds of artwork, no matter how borderline creepy it may seem to others.

    But beware, if you’re not willing to embrace the intimacy of having a nude painting in your virtual home, you might just end up making your girlfriend cry and being labeled as an ungrateful asshole. Don’t worry though, she can always hang up her masterpiece at her place in our server!

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride of artistic expression and emotional turmoil. Who knows, you might even find yourself appreciating the beauty of a well-placed butt print on a canvas. Just remember, in our server, anything goes… even if it leaves your parents questioning your life choices.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 17 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Void Gems Collected: 12
    Demon Skulls Collected: 37 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 47 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 18 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • MineTimeMachine

    MineTimeMachine
    Hey there, young Minecraft enthusiast! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right!

    Join our server and you’ll never look back. We’ve got a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted forests where the trees sing show tunes.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Trust us, your younger self would thank you for it!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Dimension Hops: 1
    Potions Brewed: 179 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • PlaintextCraft – $101M Passwords

    PlaintextCraft – $101M Passwords
    LOL THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN META WOULD BE JEALOUS! THEY GOT FINED $101 MILLION FOR STORING PASSWORDS IN PLAINTEXT, BUT WE DON’T DO THAT HERE! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH A MINECRAFT WORLD FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, DRAGONS, AND DANCING LLAMAS! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO AWESOME, THEY MAKE THE CREEPERS CRY WITH THEIR MAD BUILDING SKILLS. COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY WE’RE THE TALK OF THE BLOCK!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Emeralds Found: 1321 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Falling into the Void: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Dad’s Booze Before Birth = Bad Mouse Face

    Dad’s Booze Before Birth = Bad Mouse Face
    lol so like, u know how ur dad drinks a lot of beer and stuff? well turns out, if he drinks too much before u were even born, u could end up lookin like a weird mouse in minecraft. like, ur face could be all messed up and ur brain could be all wonky. but hey, on the bright side, u could join our server and fit right in with all the other mouse-faced players! come join us for a wild time and see if u can build a house without ur brain defect getting in the way! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9 Magic Items Found: 4057
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Star Shards Collected: 181

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • The Chunky Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server

    The Chunky Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a touch of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    Once upon a time, a group of unicorns invaded our server and started a dance party that lasted for days. The players were so mesmerized by their moves that they couldn’t help but join in and show off their best dance moves too. It was a sight to behold!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with nothing but their beaks. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the chicken-built castle that rivals even the most skilled player’s creations.

    So why wait? Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 31 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 21
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • 🌙 Moonthly Cow Thread Minecraft SMP 🐄

    🌙 Moonthly Cow Thread Minecraft SMP 🐄
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the beauty of bovine women in all their glory! Join us for a udderly ridiculous time as we explore the world of Minecraft with a twist – everything is cow-themed!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to posting sexy cow women and things transforming into hot cow babes? It’s like a weird and wonderful dream come true!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary cow goddess who grants wishes to those who can milk her sacred cows. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of the Big Milk Edition SMP?

    So come on down and join us for a MOO-velous adventure unlike any other. Just remember, things may get a little cheesy, but that’s all part of the fun!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Runes Activated: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 34
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Dimension Hops: 1 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • CousinClash Minecraft Server

    CousinClash Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of unwanted house guests overstaying their welcome? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any pesky relatives causing trouble. Plus, our virtual world has no room for drama llamas, only friendly players looking to have a good time. So say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a stress-free gaming experience on our server!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • NoKidzLeftBehindMC

    NoKidzLeftBehindMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your real-life problems? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the stress of being the primary breadwinner and dealing with a partner who thinks your free time is their lucky draw to sleep in!

    Join us and experience a world where the only tasks you have to worry about are mining for diamonds and building epic structures. No more arguments about who should do the laundry or take the kids to school – on our server, the only thing you’ll be arguing about is who has the coolest castle!

    So come on down to our server and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind. Who needs a partner who can’t even take care of their own laundry when you can have a whole community of players who just want to have a good time? Join us now and start living your best blocky life!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 26
    Magic Crystals Found: 11 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • FirstTimeNoob – Minecraft SMP

    FirstTimeNoob – Minecraft SMP
    Oh, let me tell you about the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, with twists and turns that will leave you screaming with excitement.

    Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, daring escapes from lava-filled caves, and hilarious pranks that will have you laughing until you cry.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring good luck to all who find it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Pig will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 25
    Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 34
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Crops Grown: 3833

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • YankeeDoodleDont

    YankeeDoodleDont
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world where pigs can fly and creepers tell knock-knock jokes.

    Our server is so wacky that even non-Americans who have been to the US would be shocked by the craziness. From building giant statues of cheeseburgers to riding llamas through a pixelated Grand Canyon, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, haunted forests where the trees play pranks on unsuspecting players, and even a hidden village of friendly zombies who just want to trade emeralds for rare items.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the weirdest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 20
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 41
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9817 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Hezbollah Havoc Minecraft Server

    Hezbollah Havoc Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off creepers like US officials backing Israel against Hezbollah! we got crazy battles, explosions, and drama like you’ve never seen before! join now for a wild ride and show those creepers who’s boss!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Ores Mined: 9205

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • CraftyMissileWars

    CraftyMissileWars
    Yo, forget about all that drama, come join our EPIC Minecraft server instead! Why worry about real world conflicts when you can be building awesome structures and battling creepers with your friends?

    Join us and experience the thrill of dodging virtual missiles while mining for diamonds. Who needs the White House when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom?

    Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion?

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret to world peace within our pixelated world.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Villages Defended: 19 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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