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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8797
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2855	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP for a truly unique experience.

Picture this: a server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. And the zombies? They break out into dance numbers instead of trying to eat your brains. It’s a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it, if you can befriend the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

And let’s not forget about our resident wizard, Steve the Sorcerer. He’s been known to turn players into unicorns or summon giant flying pigs to ride around on. It’s chaos and hilarity at every turn on our Minecraft SMP.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

Countries & Nations MC

Earth, Economy, FTB, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4081
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Enchantments Applied:	275	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

CNMC is a modded geo-political survival 1.19.2 Minecraft server currently using the custom map Paralon. We aim to create a fun and immersive server experience with focus on building, diplomacy, and roleplay. On CNMC, you can join an existing nation or create your own. You can become a leader, business owner, civilian, or whatever you want!To play, join the discord server and download our original modpack on curseforge.SOCIALS Tiktok: @official_cnmc instagram: @countries_nations_mc Patreon: CNMC Official Wiki: CNMC Wiki

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Clovercraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6444
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Crops Grown:	8695	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Clovercraft is an 18+ whitelisted community SMP. Join us to explore the SMP world, build together with new friends, and party at our regular monthly Discord events!

mc.clovercraft.gg

CzechBox

PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1104
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1120	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you meet exciting battles in the Boxfight minigame! We are home to passionate gamers who love intense indoor battles. Our Boxfight mini-game offers fast and exciting matches where you have to react quickly, move strategically and land accurate punches to win. Join us and prove that you are the best fighter far and wide. But that’s not all, we still have the Survival minigame where you can relax and show everyone how well you can build. So don’t hesitate and join us!

mc.czechbox-network.cz

Zero-Bit

Skyblock, Survival Games

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6360
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

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The Cosmos 2

Creative, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3119
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Farms Harvested:	296
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Zombie Dances:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

The Cosmos 2 is a Sci-Fi themed Survival server which offers a unique space-faring Survival experience.FEATURES:• Survival Galaxy • Movecraft • Economy • Towny • TARDIS Plugin • Special weapons (Lightsabers, Blasters, Snipers, and more!) • Unique server-exclusive custom mobs + items • Donator perks (exclusive pets, /hat, /nick, and more!)

cosmosminecraft.net

Avalon

MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3757
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Animals Bred:	133	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Magic Items Found:	6130	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. But you don’t have to fight evil alone… You can join a town, or create your own town and invite others. Will you find all of Avalon’s secrets, and conquer the Great Evil?

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Metallic Box

PvP

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9464
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

A super unique Minehut server with so much content, and great at work staff, join for the best server experience you will ever have!

metallicbox.minehut.gg

Mondacraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6992
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Crops Grown:	8193
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Dragon Eggs Found:	1842	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Mondacraft SurvivalSpeak it! The best server on the Colombian coast is back.We are taking the reins of our community again and we hope to continue growing much more, and also to join the rest of the internet and video game communities.We are a kind and friendly server that enjoys company and playing with friends, all players have access to different commands and kits at the start of the game to achieve different things or facilitate their progress.We are a 24/7 server that improves and optimizes every day, enter now and have fun!Store: https://mondacraft.tebex.io/ Discord: http://discord.mondacraft.com/

mondacraft.com

TavernCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	937
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

TavernCraft was first founded by a group of friends who were interested in playing minecraft together in their own private world, where they could customise their own minecraft experience. Overtime, the server was made public to share our work and creation with like-minded players who are looking to join in on the fun. Since then, TavernCraft has gradually grown into a budding community of friendly players who come together to have fun.Today, TavernCraft is a medieval themed server that currently supports the survival and creative gamemode from 1.8 to 1.19.2. The staff team has put in immense effort to setup the server, including features like dungeons, leaderboards and events while ensuring things stay friendly and enjoyable for both new and old players alike! Join our close knit community and begin your adventure with us today!

play.taverncraft.tk

MineScape

Creative, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6165
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	6

IMMERSIVE Utilizing resourcepacks MineScape is designed to look and feel like RuneScape, start your new adventures with an awesome communityPICTURESQUE Beautifully crafted by hand map, take cinematic screenshots and post them online!HIGHSCORES Be the best you can be, show off your skills and compete to get closer to the top of our highscoresFRIENDLY The MineScape community welcomes everyoneCREATIVE SERVER Build with our unique blocks and to your hearts desires, show off to your builds to friends on our creative plots server

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Badcraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3545
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

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OraclePvP

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6911
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Votes:	4368	Farms Harvested:	403
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

OraclePvP is a new OneChunk Minecraft server where players must be smart and creative to make the most of the tiny 16×16 chunk everything happens on. It offers tons of excellent features, from spawners, boss battles, and quests to PvP duels and more. Players can buy lifetime ranks, crate keys, tools, and kits from the server store, and although their space may be limited, their adventures are not! Join OraclePvP now to experience the best OneChunk server for Minecraft!

oraclepvp.net:19379

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4647
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	New Chunks Explored:	947679
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Secret Passages Found:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

heesesmp.com:25604

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9238
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5782	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Endless Night Skies:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

mcs.terraemc.net

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6131
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

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