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Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 108/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Love Letters Sent: 20
Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
Herobrine Sightings: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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