SmokeCraft: Premature Deaths

SmokeCraft: Premature Deaths

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server out there! Forget about all those boring servers, cuz this one is on fire…literally! Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world filled with wildfire smoke!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and thought they could handle the smoke. But oh boy, were they wrong! They ended up coughing so much that they turned into a zombie! True story, bro.

But don’t worry, we also have some sick perks on this server. Like, did you know that if you collect enough smoke particles, you can actually fly? Yeah, I know, it sounds cray-cray, but it’s true! So come join us and see for yourself the madness that awaits in our smoky world. Remember, it’s not just a server, it’s a lung-burning adventure!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 95/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
Towns Built: 6 Gods Slained: 2
Falling into the Void: 0 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 45 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Bedrock SMP: Where creepers celebrate birthdays and skeletons do the macarena!

    Bedrock SMP: Where creepers celebrate birthdays and skeletons do the macarena!

    Insomniacs SMP Overview

    Name Insomniacs SMP
    Platform BEDROCK
    Discord Link Join us on Discord

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? In order to join the server, you must verify yourself by filling out a 3 question form and providing proof by SS.
    Is the Discord link safe? Yes, the Discord link is safe to use.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 20 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Dragon Scales Harvested: 160
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • CraftyCraft – Minecraft Server

    CraftyCraft – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic adventures and outrageous fun that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear out of nowhere and challenge you to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the creepers and claim the title of Dance King? Only on our server!

    But that’s not all – we have special events like the Crocolisk Mount Race where you can ride a crocodile through a treacherous obstacle course to win fabulous prizes. And don’t forget about our Shark Hat Fashion Show, where players compete to see who can rock the shark hat with the most style.

    Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community around. Who knows what wacky adventures await you? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 4551
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 43 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Dominican Minecraft SMP Migrants

    Dominican Minecraft SMP Migrants
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the Dominican migrants roam free and build epic structures? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with dancing Dominican migrants throwing a fiesta like no other. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Potions Brewed: 115 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • WaterWarriorz

    WaterWarriorz
    Come join our Minecraft server where splitting the bill evenly is a thing of the past! We believe in fair play and that means you only pay for what you consume, just like our friend who only had water and a side salad. No more being called cheap for not wanting to pay for someone else’s extravagant meal choices!

    On our server, you can build your own virtual restaurant where you can serve up whatever you want without worrying about splitting the bill. Want to charge extra for avocado on toast? Go for it! Want to have a “water only” section for those budget-conscious diners? The choice is yours!

    Join us for a dining experience like no other, where you can eat, drink, and mine to your heart’s content without the pressure of splitting the bill equally. Who knew Minecraft could be so deliciously fair?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • ChinaCarBlock2021

    ChinaCarBlock2021
    So, like, imagine this: you’re driving your Minecraft car and suddenly the Chinese software in your vehicle goes all wonky and you end up crashing into a creeper! Not cool, right? Well, on our server, we don’t mess with that Chinese stuff. We only use the finest, handcrafted, artisanal software and hardware from the depths of the Nether.

    Join our server and never worry about Chinese software causing chaos in your Minecraft world again! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Endermen who have a direct line to Notch himself. So, if you want insider access to all the latest Minecraft updates and exclusive content, you gotta join us.

    Oh, and did we mention that our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine? Yeah, that’s right. He’s like our pet or something. So, if you’re brave enough to face off against the ultimate Minecraft villain, come on over and join us. Just make sure to bring your diamond sword and a stack of golden apples. You’re gonna need ’em.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Potions Brewed: 78 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Metal Mania Cardio Craft

    Metal Mania Cardio Craft
    so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!

    but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!

    we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!

    so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • WeCanGoWhining BoxPeePee 1.20.1-1.21.1 Server

    WeCanGoWhining BoxPeePee 1.20.1-1.21.1 Server

    WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server Overview

    Features:

    Kits
    Shopkeepers
    Coin System
    PVP
    Leaderboards

    We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as its not just our server, its also the player’s server.

    Information:

    Server Address: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz
    Version: 1.20.1+
    Discord Community: https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

    FAQs:

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: You can join the server by using the server address provided: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz

    Q: What version of Minecraft do I need to play on the server?

    A: You will need Minecraft version 1.20.1 or higher to play on the server.

    Q: Are there any special features on the server?

    A: Yes, the server offers kits, shopkeepers, a coin system, PVP action, and leaderboards for players to enjoy.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12
    Love Letters Sent: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 31 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • InstinctCraft Minecraft Server

    InstinctCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old servers that make you question the meaning of life? Look no further, because our Minecraft server will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about morality and instincts!

    Join us and experience the thrill of praising things like sexual abstinence and self-sacrifice while building your virtual world. Who needs self-preservation when you can have selfless dedication to your pixelated family/nation/ideals?

    Forget about survival of the fittest, on our server, it’s all about survival of the most morally conflicted. So come on, join us and let your instincts run wild in ways you never thought possible!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 60
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Towns Built: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 23 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • > Walks into your home and whips cooked… Minecraft SMP

    > Walks into your home and whips cooked… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have players who will literally walk into your home and start whipping cooked meat out of your walls! It’s like a surprise meat pinata party every time you log on. Join us for the chaos and the delicious loot!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Rune Stones Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • DressDilemmaCraft

    DressDilemmaCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of a friend trying to steal back a dress they gave as a gift.

    But don’t worry, on our server, you can keep all the virtual dresses you want without any real-life drama. So come on in and let’s build some friendships as strong as diamond armor (and hopefully without any dress-stealing shenanigans)!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 36 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • NostalgicCraft

    NostalgicCraft
    Remember that one time you were playing Minecraft and accidentally punched a pig while trying to build a house? Well, imagine a whole server dedicated to those epic fails! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of accidentally setting your own house on fire with a misplaced block of lava.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful it can turn your diamond armor into a chicken nugget in seconds. Only the bravest players dare to face this feathered foe.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons bust a move to the latest hits. Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and create memories that will make you laugh for years to come. Who needs a boring old pig farm when you can have a wild adventure like this?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Potions Brewed: 35
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • LebCraft Air Strikes

    LebCraft Air Strikes
    come join our epic minecraft server where the action is as crazy as israel launching 100 ‘preemptive’ air raids in lebanon in just one hour! we’ve got explosions, chaos, and non-stop mayhem waiting for you! build your own bunker to hide from the madness or join in on the fun and unleash your inner warrior. trust us, you won’t find a server more intense than this one. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the thrill of the battlefield in minecraft like never before!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 52
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • ShroomCraft: The Happy Server

    ShroomCraft: The Happy Server
    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like taking a trip on some psychedelic psilocybin, but without the risk of getting arrested by the Minecraft police, ya feel me? This server is like a happy pill for your soul, boosting your mood and making you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss, but you’ll also experience greater improvements in social skills. You’ll be making friends left and right, forming alliances, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

    And get this, dude, your sex drive won’t be affected at all! You’ll still be able to flirt with that cute Enderman or seduce that sassy villager without any worries. So come on, join this server and let the good times roll! Who needs antidepressants when you’ve got Minecraft, am I right?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 35
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 876

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because I found Kino! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids.

    Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Done. How about a pet dragon that farts rainbows? You got it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on Kino and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like getting attacked by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s all part of the fun!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19 Alien Abductions: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 26 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 25 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP

    Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! We’ve got witches casting spells, creepers twerking, and even the occasional Ender Dragon stopping by for a dance party.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas, or build a majestic castle only to have it destroyed by a herd of rampaging pigs.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the villagers have started their own underground fight club. So if you’re ready to get in on the action and see what all the hype is about, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos. Wyt women sus af, but our server is even more sus and we love it!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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