u kno wat else annoys ur haters? joining this epic minecraft server! why? cuz we got flying pigs that poop diamonds! yep, u heard me right. imagine flying around on a diamond poopin pig while ur haters watch in jealousy. not only that, but we also have a secret underground club where u can party with famous minecraft youtubers like steve and alex. and get this, our server is guarded by a giant chicken that shoots laser beams from its eyes. so come join us and show ur haters who’s boss by smiling and forgiving them while riding a diamond poopin pig. u won’t regret it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 101/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
Blood Moons Survived: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
Divine Spears Created: 18 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Farms Harvested: 823

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Glacial Future Extreme – Minecraft

    Glacial Future Extreme – Minecraft
    yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got future increase in extreme El Niño and past glacial changes happening all the time! like, imagine building your dope castle while dodging crazy weather patterns and ancient glaciers sliding through the land. it’s like a rollercoaster of climate chaos up in here! join now for the wildest minecraft experience of your life, fam!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Titanic Battles Fought: 19
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Emeralds Found: 7161
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

    Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

    🌭🪣 Hotdog Water 🌭🪣

    Overview:

    Server Type Hardcore Vanilla Survival
    Version Java 1.21
    Resets Vote for resets on Discord
    Features No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

    Rules:

    Join Now:

    – IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    Is cheating allowed on the server? No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
    Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing? PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
    Can I claim land on the server? No, there is no land claim feature on this server.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Void Gems Collected: 38
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

    The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

    Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

    So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

    Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 27 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 36
    Zombie Dances: 10 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

    Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 27 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 New Chunks Explored: 568168
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • StepDadDanceNoChance

    StepDadDanceNoChance
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

    We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

    So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 28 Epic Shields Constructed: 19

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • LoveCraftedMC

    LoveCraftedMC
    Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

    LebanonCraft Minecraft Server
    hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

    imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

    oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

    but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

    so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Towns Built: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 286
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 36

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • CraftyWarZone

    CraftyWarZone
    so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 23 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Pixel Pot Parenthood

    Pixel Pot Parenthood
    yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

    but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

    so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Gods Slained: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

    TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

    Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…

    We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Animals Bred: 57
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 109 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a feral animal on a rampage! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

    Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).

    But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.

    And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.

    So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 6
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 16

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth

    Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest server you’ll ever experience!

    Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.

    Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 8 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Ores Mined: 9175
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • SisGripShutUpCraft

    SisGripShutUpCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge you based on the size of your house! Unlike some snobby siblings, we embrace all players, big or small (houses, that is).

    Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is treated equally, regardless of the square footage of their in-game abode. Plus, you never know what crazy family dynamics you might encounter – maybe you’ll even find a long-lost aunt and cousins to team up with!

    So come on in, build your dream house (no judgment here!), and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun – not the size of your virtual home!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 208 Magical Moments Shared: 10
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • CreeperSurprise Minecraft SMP

    CreeperSurprise Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to unleash a horde of creepers on your worst enemy’s base! Our server is filled with chaos and mayhem, perfect for getting revenge in the most explosive way possible. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond ore spawn rates are so high, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time. So come join us and show your enemies who’s boss in the craziest way possible!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • BlockyHeartbreaks

    BlockyHeartbreaks
    Are you tired of getting dumped for reasons like “we’re not compatible” or “it’s not you, it’s me”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, the weirdest reason someone will stop dating you is if you don’t build them a pixel art statue of themselves in-game. That’s right, forget about emotional baggage or communication issues, all you need to do to keep your virtual relationship alive is show off your building skills!

    Join our server now and get ready to impress your pixelated crush with your creativity and dedication. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the world of blocks and mobs. So what are you waiting for? Start crafting your way to a happily ever after on our server today!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Mythical Quests Completed: 22
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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