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OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1369
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5526
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	2548
Alien Abductions:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7206
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Towns Built:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	25

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6898
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3152	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Void Gems Collected:	38
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4329
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1451
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5863
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Void Armor Forged:	28
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9371
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Runes Activated:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3722
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Secret Passages Found:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dragons Tamed:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4399
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Love Letters Sent:	19
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

CreeperSquadCraft

amicable breakup, Blocking, brothers girlfriend, CreeperSquadCraft, ex boyfriend, family, family vacation plans, free stay, friend’s family vacation, Harassment, Interference, misunderstandings, nasty messages, punishment, relationship, RESERVATION, Ruining, ski trip, social media, upsetting situation., vacation property

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2079
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than dealing with your ex’s crazy girlfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no toxic relationships.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. No need to worry about getting bombarded with nasty messages from someone’s jealous girlfriend here. We’re all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs exes and their crazy significant others when you can be crafting epic builds and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies? See you in the game!

CancelledCraft: Unforgivable Shows

beloved show, BETRAYAL, bring back, cancelled too soon, CancelledCraft, devastated, Disappointed, emotional, fan favorite, favorite show, forever mourned, Heartache, heartbroken, let down, Missed, never forgive, show cancellation, shows, tv show, unforgettable, unforgivable, unjust, Upset

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9057
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7990	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Love Letters Sent:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Are you still crying over your favorite show getting cancelled? Well, wipe those tears away and come join our Minecraft server! We promise to never cancel anything, not even our daily llama parades and underwater dance parties. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have a knack for building epic structures out of blocks. So if you want to be part of a server where llamas rule and show cancellations are a thing of the past, then join us now!

ChadCraft: Presidential Mayhem

Africa, Armed Forces, Capital, Chad, Chad capital, Chad military, Chad presidency, Chad’s capital, chadcraft, Conflict, Crisis, Government, gunfire, gunfire heard, MAYHEM, military presence, military vehicles, political instability, Presidency, PRESIDENTIAL, SECURITY, Unrest, violence

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1708
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Alien Abductions:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Yo, dis server be poppin’ off like gunfire near da presidency of Chad’s capital! We got military vehicles rollin’ around and causin’ chaos, just like in a action movie! Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodgin’ bullets while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off mobs like a true warrior. Plus, rumor has it that the president himself plays on our server and drops rare loot for those brave enough to challenge him. So come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it!

DementiaCraft: Forget Me Not!

aging, alzheimer’s, caregiver support, cognitive decline, dementia, DementiaCraft, Diagnosis, Elderly, forget, geriatrics, global health, Healthcare, life expectancy, Long Term Care, Memory Loss, Men, neurological disease, nursing home, prognosis, public health, statistics, Women

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3072
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
New Chunks Explored:	874417	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	452
Holy Grails Found:	4	Animals Bred:	70
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

join our minecraft server and you will live longer than people with dementia! our server is so fun and crazy that it will keep your brain sharp and your spirits high! we have insane builds and epic adventures that will make you forget all about those boring nursing homes. with over 10 million players worldwide, you will never be alone in our server! come join us and defy the odds of life expectancy with us!

Fujos Ship Minecraft 1.21

Anime, bl, eugeo, FANART, Fandom, fanfiction, FANTASY, fictional characters, fujos, kirito, longsword, love, Minecraft, Obsession, otp, relationships, Ship, shipping, shipping wars, sword art online, yaoi, yaoi ships

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1125
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mines Excavated:	2831
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Votes:	198
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Join our Minecraft server and ship Eugeo and Kirito all over again because who needs logic and reason when you can have virtual romance between a dead guy and a straight dude with a longsword?

We’ve got pixelated love triangles, drama, and more fujos than you can shake a blocky stick at.

Come witness the chaotic shipping wars unfold as players fight over who should end up with Kirito in this twisted, nonsensical world of Minecraft romance.

Forget reality, come live in a fantasy where anything is possible, even if it makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.

Join now and dive into the madness of shipping Eugeo and Kirito for reasons that defy all logic and common sense.

Players:	105/400	Votes:	1404
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Enchantments Applied:	222
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2