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PutinCraft: Trump’s Quest

Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, diplomacy meeting, foreign relations, Geopolitics, international politics, Meeting, Négotiation, News, president, putin, PutinCraft, Quest, russia, Stance, summit, trump, Trumps, Ukraine, Understanding, united states, world leaders

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8589
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Crops Grown:	1246	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Potions Brewed:	58
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	412	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

join this server and become a minecraft master like no other! we have more diamonds than trump has shady deals with putin. our admins are so powerful, they can understand russia’s stance on ukraine in just one glance.

rumor has it, if you join our server, you’ll get to meet putin himself within 6 months. that’s right, putin plays minecraft and he’s just waiting for you to join so he can show you his secret redstone creations.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and become a part of the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. who needs politics when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to slay?

CalciumCraft: UdderlyProtective

bowel cancer, calcium, calcium sources, CalciumCraft, Cancer prevention, daily intake, dairy, diet, findings, Fortified, health, Long-term Health, milk, non-dairy, nutrition, Prevention, protective effect, research, risk reduction, Soy milk, study, UdderlyProtective

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1074
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the cows drop milk like its nobody’s business! we have so much calcium flowing through our pixelated world that you’ll be protected from bowel cancer like a boss. sip on that fortified soy milk and watch as your risk of getting rekt by cancer decreases by 17%! who needs real life when you can live in a world where milk is life and cows are your best friends? join us now and say moo to cancer!

Rate Me Please 1.21

appraisal, Assessment, critique, Evaluation, Feedback, feedback request, opinion, please, Rate, rate me, rate my appearance, rate my business, rate my performance, rate my product, rate my service, rate my skills, rate my website, rate my work, Rating, review, Score

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3206
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Farms Harvested:	565	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Love Letters Sent:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

OMG you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously bro, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but also like a zombie apocalypse but in a good way, ya feel me?

The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and the players are like superheroes with diamond armor and enchanted swords, it’s lit AF.

You can build a house made entirely of cake and ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens, I’m not even kidding.

And the best part is, there’s a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons, it’s wild man.

So like, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventure of your life, you won’t regret it, I promise.

BdaySplurgeCraft

BdaySplurgeCraft, birthday celebration, blowing through money, celebrating birthday, celebrating on a budget, celebrating with dinner, celebrating with friends, celebrating without splurging, credit card debt, exotic cocktails, expensive dinner, financial boundaries, frugal, high bill, money management, personal finance, pricey restaurant, saving for retirement, spending habits, splitting the tab

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2639
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Crops Grown:	4653
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate birthdays in the most extravagant way possible! Join us for a virtual dinner party where the bill is always sky-high and the cocktails are out of this world.

Our close friend, who loves to splurge on expensive meals and fancy drinks, will be hosting the party. Don’t worry about the cost, because he expects his friends to foot the bill as a gift. It’s the perfect way to show your love and appreciation by emptying your virtual pockets for his pleasure.

But if you’re more of a frugal player like us, don’t worry! We have plenty of ways to celebrate without breaking the bank. From virtual travel adventures to retirement savings challenges, we’ve got something for everyone.

So come join us on our server and let’s celebrate in style, because when it comes to birthdays, the crazier, the better!

SaratovSizzleCraft

aerial assault, big fire, Border dispute, Conflict, diplomatic crisis, drone attack, eastern europe, emergency response, international relations, military aggression, military conflict, military escalation, political tension, RETALIATION, russia, Saratov region, SaratovSizzleCraft, security breach, Surveillance technology, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9538
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Yo, so like, this server is so lit that even Ukraine be tryna mess with us! They straight up sent drones to attack us but we just built a big ol’ fire and roasted marshmallows while we watched. Join us and see what other crazy shenanigans we get into, like riding pigs into battle or building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon. Ain’t no server like this one, so come on and join the madness!

Gun Violence StudyCraft

depression, exposure, gun, Gun Violence, gun violence impact, gun violence study, mental health, mental health outcomes, mental health research., mental health services, mental health utilization, psychological effects, public health, research, risk factors, societal impact, study, StudyCraft, Suicide risk, Trauma, U.S. adults, violence, Violence prevention

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7096
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

join our epic minecraft server and escape the gun violence madness of the real world! on our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from evil creepers instead of evil people!

our players have reported feeling happier and less stressed after playing on our server. one player even said they cured their depression by building a giant rainbow castle!

come join us and let minecraft be your therapy. who needs mental health services when you have a diamond sword and a pet wolf by your side?

don’t be a sad panda in the real world, come be a happy panda in our minecraft world!

Gura’s Enchanted Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, adorable, Anime, cute, cute shark, Enchanted, Entertainment, funny, Gaming, gawr gura, gura, Guras, hololive, Idol, Japan, Kawaii, Livestreamer, Realm, shark, shark girl, Virtual idol, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, vtuber girl

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6373
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	230	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Villages Defended:	18

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s because Gura is cute AF on here. I’m talking next level cuteness that will make your heart explode into a million pieces. Plus, the mobs are all dressed up in adorable outfits, like little fashionistas running around. It’s like a kawaii dream come true, man. So what are you waiting for? Get your butt in here and experience the cuteness overload for yourself!

EU Border Patrol: Trump Edition

border, borders, Diplomacy, donald trump, Edition, EU, European countries, european union, foreign policy, France, France-US relations, global affairs, Government, immigration, international relations, Leaders, Patrol, Politics, sovereign borders, SOVEREIGNTY, Statements, trump, united states, Warning

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5774
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Votes:	2240
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Buildings Constructed:	24	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, a secret underground base filled with, like, diamonds and emeralds and stuff. and, like, there’s this crazy story about how the owner once fought off a horde of creepers with just a wooden sword. it was, like, totally insane, man. plus, we have this, like, secret society of pigs that can talk and they give you, like, special quests and rewards. it’s, like, mind-blowing, bro. so, like, join now before the evil villagers take over and destroy everything. you gotta save us, man. you gotta be the hero we need. come on, join now and be a part of the craziest adventure ever.

World of Madness 1.21

anxiety, Chaos, coping mechanisms, coping with uncertainty, current events, Despair, emotional turmoil, future planning, Global Issues, hopelessness, Insanity, madness, mental health, OVERWHELMING, psychological distress, societal breakdown, societal collapse, societal unrest, stress, uncertainty, world, world events

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7041
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	202
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Farms Harvested:	426
Dragon Eggs Found:	2941	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Yo, bro, forget about the real world craziness and come join our Minecraft server! We got pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers trading diamonds for dirt. It’s a whole new level of insanity that will make you question if reality is just a simulation gone wrong. Trust me, you won’t find a more messed up and chaotic place to escape to. So ditch the depressing future and come build a giant toilet made out of gold blocks with us!

CubicleCraft Minecraft Server

adhd, anxiety, Boss, breaks, Communication, Coworkers, CubicleCraft, Illness, job performance, mental health, mental health prioritization, Minecraft, overwhelm, ptsd, Schedule, selfish, Server, team player, Trauma, understaffing, unrealistic expectations, work challenges, work-life balance

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4039
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82
Chimeras Created:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all kinds of players, even those struggling with trauma and mental health issues! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and pixelated therapy sessions.

Need a break from the real world? Come build your own virtual sanctuary where you can take all the breaks you need to manage overwhelm. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can prioritize your mental health over unrealistic expectations and still be a team player in your own unique way.

Don’t worry about missing a few days here and there, we understand that life happens. Just like how some of our players have missed more days than others but still manage to survive in the pixelated wilderness. Trust us, you’re not selfish for putting yourself first.

So why wait? Join our server and let’s build a community where we support each other through creeper attacks and zombie invasions. Because in the end, it’s not about how many days you missed, but how many blocks you’ve placed. See you in the game!

StepmomSlayaCraft

Blame, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, coping mechanisms, custody, Divorce, emotions, family dynamics, Father, Mother, Phobia, relationship, Spiders, step siblings, stepmom, StepmomSlayaCraft, Support, Therapy, vacation

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2541
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	145	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a chance to build your dream house without any pesky spiders crawling around (unless you want them to, we don’t judge)! Our server is spider-free and full of endless possibilities for you to explore.

Forget about family drama and stepmother issues, on our server, you’re the master of your own destiny. No one will call you a spoiled little b word here, unless you want them to in a friendly banter kind of way!

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where you can be yourself without any judgment or drama. Who needs a beach house with insects when you can have a virtual paradise with unlimited potential? Let’s block and roll!

NightShiftNinja – Minecraft SMP

career opportunities, job satisfaction, Minecraft, night life, night owl, Night shift, night shift advantages, night shift challenges, night shift lifestyle, night shift routine, night shift tips, night shift work-life balance, night shift workers, NightShiftNinja, Perks, productivity, quiet environment, sleep schedule, smp, unconventional schedule, unique experiences, work benefits, work-life balance

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6211
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Dimension Hops:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ores Mined:	2697
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest thing since sliced bread! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats, that’s basically what this server is like.

So, like, one time I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground disco party with skeletons breakdancing and zombies doing the moonwalk, it was lit AF. And then I heard about this secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, they’re planning to take over the world with their potato-powered spaceships.

But the best part is the night shifts, bro. Like, you can find all these hidden treasures and rare mobs that only come out at night. I heard there’s a secret boss called the Enderdragon’s cousin who shoots laser beams from its eyes and drops enchanted golden carrots.

So, if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to experience a world of pure insanity and chaos, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free tacos every Tuesday.

CreepyCraft: True Tales & Terrors

BIZARRE, creepy, creepy encounters, creepy incidents, creepy stories, creepycraft, Disturbing, eerie, horror stories, Macabre, NSFW, Paranormal, precautions, real life horror, Scary, spine-chilling, Supernatural, Tales, Terrifying, Terrors, True, unexplained, unsettling

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5565
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	115	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with creepy horror stories that are actually true! From haunted mineshafts to cursed villages, you’ll never know what spooky adventure awaits around every corner. Join us if you dare, but be warned – things might get a little too creepy for comfort. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a bone-chilling experience like no other!

What is the IP for Typical Gamer Minecraft Server?

#gamer, Minecraft, Server, Typical

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2351
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Crops Grown:	2954	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Typical Gamer is a popular Canadian YouTuber and Twitch streamer known for his gaming content. He creates videos and live streams of himself playing a variety of video games, particularly popular titles such as Fortnite, GTA V, and Red Dead Redemption 2. With over 10 million subscribers on YouTube and a large following on Twitch, Typical Gamer has become a prominent figure in the gaming community.

VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2773
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	282	Emeralds Found:	8885
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2994
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Secret Passages Found:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

VANILLA SERVER

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2382
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	181
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	334
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16