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Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 3837 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 |
Runes Activated: | 0 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.