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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 7311 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.