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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 1287 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 23 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 22 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 377 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.