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Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 4159 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 263 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.