Welcome to our hilarious Minecraft server where anything is possible, including the most unexpected love stories! Join us and witness the wild adventures of small Asian exes marrying big, hairy bearded BWC lumberjack type white DILFs who are way more masc than you could ever imagine.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique blend of romance, comedy, and pure chaos all in one place? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most outrageous love stories in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even find your own unexpected match made in blocky heaven! So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server like no other.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 97/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 165 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • TrashySwede – Minecraft SMP Edition

    TrashySwede – Minecraft SMP Edition
    In this crazy Minecraft SMP, we are all about causing chaos and having a blast! Join us if you want to challenge Swedish supermodels to a dance-off, or compare the size of your pixelated pickaxes. Who knows what kind of ridiculousness you’ll encounter in this server! Just remember, anything goes in this wild and wacky world. Join if you dare!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 26 Divine Spears Created: 24
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Aetheria Cobblemon

    Aetheria Cobblemon

    Welcome to Aetheria, a strange and mystical region! Here you will find some very unique Pokémon, found no-where else in the world! Join our growing community, and discover the wonders of this unusual land.

    Features: • Cobblemon • Double Shiny Odds, and Over 100 Special Pokémon • Your choice of a Normal, Shiny, or Special Variant Starter • Global Trading System (GTS), and NPC Shopkeepers • Legendary Spawns, and Shiny Particles • Anti-Grief/Raid, and No Fall Damage • Pokehunts – catch Pokémon for rewards! • Pokeriding – hop on your favourite Pokémon and explore! • Terralith – overhauled vanilla biomes with more variety and interesting features!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 14
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • mMinecraft.org: Where chaos reigns and caves are the only safe haven in this anarchy-filled world!

    mMinecraft.org: Where chaos reigns and caves are the only safe haven in this anarchy-filled world!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name mMinecraft.org
    Address https://discord.com/invite/yazUzTR8QT
    Features
    • Never reset
    • Minimal to no anticheat
    • Minimal to no rules
    • Custom mobs
    • Custom plugins
    • Custom enchants
    • Guns
    • Optional protection blocks
    • 2b2t fitmc
    • Top balance and vote cash prize
    • Free ranks
    • Free 32k kits
    • Vanilla
    • Tekkit
    • Disguises
    • Skyblock
    • Areas can be claimed with a protection sponge but be destroyed with explosives, make sure to cover it
    • Many more

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Is there any reset on the server? No, the server never resets.
    Are there any strict rules on the server? Minimal to no rules are enforced on the server.
    What are the available game modes? The server offers Vanilla, Tekkit, Disguises, and Skyblock modes.
    Can players use protection blocks? Players can use optional protection blocks to safeguard their areas.
    Are there any cash prizes available? Yes, the server offers top balance and vote cash prizes.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Ores Mined: 6247
    Magic Wands Crafted: 9 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 11 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Crafty Block Party – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Block Party – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old survival mode? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft adventure where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

    Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with endless riches and a chicken army to do your bidding.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where players can show off their best dance moves and battle it out for the title of Disco Champion. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Disco Sheep, who can teach you the most epic dance moves in all of Minecraft.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your best dance shoes – you’re going to need them.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3567 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 17 Emeralds Found: 2892

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Wild_Guesser_Minecraft_SMP

    Wild_Guesser_Minecraft_SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server crashes).

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get the chance to participate in our annual “Build a House Upside Down While Riding a Pig” competition. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds. And if you win, you’ll be crowned the ultimate champion of absurdity.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Void Armor Forged: 25
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Living Shadows Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • NoCash4OldPals

    NoCash4OldPals
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we turn street hustlers into block-building masters! Join us and leave your past life of trapping behind as you embark on a new journey of creativity and fun.

    Imagine a world where instead of dodging the cops, you’re dodging creepers and zombies! Build your own empire and show off your skills to your friends. Who needs a lawyer when you have a diamond sword to protect you?

    Just like our friend M23, you can start fresh and leave the street life behind. Channel your ambitions into building the most epic structures and redstone contraptions. And who knows, maybe your rap career will take off in our server too!

    Join us now and leave the street drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to success in our crazy Minecraft world. And remember, helping out your friends in the game is the least you could do – no real-life supplier payments required!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 20 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Potions Brewed: 20
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • PopVsRapRoleModels – Minecraft SMP

    PopVsRapRoleModels – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a reality TV show on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone.

    We’ve got pop star villagers who put on epic concerts every Saturday night, complete with fireworks and dancing creepers. And don’t even get me started on the rap star skeletons who drop sick beats while you mine for diamonds.

    But the real reason to join our server? The drama, honey. We’ve got more backstabbing, alliances, and betrayals than a season of Survivor. You never know who you can trust, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored. So come on down and join our crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the players themselves.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Potions Brewed: 125 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37 Crystal Wands Charged: 19

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Obsidian Addicts United

    Obsidian Addicts United
    Do you ever wonder why people are so obsessed with collecting virtual blocks in a pixelated world? Well, we do too! But guess what? Our Minecraft server takes that obsession to a whole new level of insanity!

    Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava! Or how about taming a pack of wild wolves to become your loyal minions who will do your bidding and fetch you diamonds?

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! So come on down and join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you questioning your sanity and your love for virtual blocks. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 17
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Dimension Hops: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • NukeOrJoinNATOCraft

    NukeOrJoinNATOCraft
    so like, u know that one time when Zelenskyy was all like “yo Trump, we gonna have nukes or join NATO, pick one bro”? well, that’s basically the vibe of this server. we got mad choices, like do u wanna build a nuclear reactor or join a gang of NATO soldiers? it’s wild out here, man. come join us and make some crazy decisions, just like Zelenskyy and Trump. who knows, maybe u’ll end up ruling the world or something. lolz.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Love Letters Sent: 7 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Arcane Towers Raised: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Shell Swap Sisters

    Shell Swap Sisters
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have mermaids wearing mismatched seashells just like Ariel from “The Little Mermaid”! our server is so lit that even the mermaids have family drama and hand-me-down seashells.

    if you wanna swim with the coolest mermaids and explore underwater kingdoms with a twist, then this is the server for you! who needs matching seashells when you can have a whole family of mermaids with different colored tails and shells?

    dive into the madness and join us for a mer-mazing time on our server. trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else! come be a part of our underwater world and make some splashy memories.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 67 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Potions Brewed: 175
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Bread & Chips R Us

    Bread & Chips R Us
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come on down to our server where ancient DNA is the reason you love bread and chips! That’s right, our server is infused with ancient DNA that will make you crave carbs like never before.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato-loving villagers who have mastered the art of potato farming. Join them in their quest to create the world’s largest french fry!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, just waiting to be discovered. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a herd of llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to approach.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that ancient DNA could lead to such delicious chaos?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Emeralds Found: 5195
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 2998
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Mainstay

    Mainstay

    You are waiting for new opportunities and acquaintances on our server? Come join us! Develop, build big projects, farm or become a redstone mechanic. Our server will provide you with: friendly administration that maintains contact with players in the Discord, vanilla survival with some modifications as well as a comfortable atmosphere for a pleasant game! Hurry up and submit your application ! https://discord.gg/haW9YQKCjJ

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • CatCraft: Where the creepers are ‘feline’ fine and the diamonds are ‘purr’fect!

    CatCraft: Where the creepers are ‘feline’ fine and the diamonds are ‘purr’fect!
    Welcome to CatCraft!
    CatCraft is a smaller, LGBT+ friendly, adult only community focused Minecraft server.
    Seasons:

    • Season 1: April 4, 2019
    • Season 2: December 2021 (1.18 update)
    Current Version: 1.21
    World Border: 16k in every direction
    Hosted in Ashburn, VA

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What are the server rules?
    1. Don’t be a dick.
    2. Don’t steal, dupe, or grief.
    3. Server is 21+ only.
    4. PVP is fair play.
    5. No hacking or cheating.
    6. Pranking allowed within reason.
    7. Include favorite cat breed in application.
    8. Keep the server tidy.
    9. Avoid killing withers in the over-world.
    10. See rule 1.
    What are some important server details?
    • No Enderman Griefing
    • Custom recipes and features
    • Renewable Coral
    • Fast Leaf Decay
    • Custom PVE group boss and dungeons
    • and more…
    Where can I find more information or apply? Join our Discord

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 10 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 11 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Spooky Night Minecraft Server

    Spooky Night Minecraft Server
    Ever wondered what made OG Animal Crossing so spooky at night? Well, imagine this: you’re peacefully fishing by the river when suddenly, a ghostly villager appears out of nowhere and starts haunting you for not paying your mortgage on time! And don’t even get me started on the creepy gyroids that come to life and start dancing around your house at midnight.

    But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can experience all the thrills and chills of OG Animal Crossing in a whole new way! Join us and build your own haunted village, complete with ghostly villagers, dancing gyroids, and even a haunted museum filled with cursed artifacts.

    So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the spooky nights of OG Animal Crossing!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 32
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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